Just a bit Salty @asaltedpen - Tumblr Blog

A small intro to the chaos...

Hi I'm Salty!

I previously was here in 2017 but that blog is long gone by now so here I am! Back again with just a complete mess of randomness. I'm always looking for moots to scream about random nonsense with. Otherwise, I'll just be here quietly lurking.

About me:

She/her (but answers to any), tired, cruise sales rep, full-time working/part-time student. Some of my hobbies include reading, writing, short walks through the plains, looking for my glasses, having meltdowns at 3am over fictional characters, and some gaming.

Fandoms

Twisted Wonderland ✧ My Hero Academia ✧ Obey Me ✧ Jujutsu Kaisen ✧ Chainsaw Man ✧ Black Butler ✧ Haikyuu ✧ Good Omens ✧ Star Wars ✧ The Mandalorian ✧ The Last of Us ✧ Our Flag Means Death ✧ The Boys ✧ The Witcher ✧ Harry Potter ✧ Hogwarts Legacy

Probably more but these are the immediate ones I can think of

dragonmouth

It's time for more fem!Aziraphale cuz she needs love too

The ref art ☝️

#good omens #fanart #good omens fanart #crowley #aziraphale #this is beautiful #someone bless

lily-s-world

Realizing OFMD Season 2 drops tomorrow after over a year of waiting:

#ofmd #ofmd season 2 #ofmd s2 #the waiting but good god am I ready?

utsuhashi

#he stronk #good omens fanart #good omens

abirdsnest

#ofmd #ofmd s2 #our flag means death #oh fuck here we go

fuckyeahgoodomens

From the Neil Gaiman: Dream Dangerously :) (you can watch here in US or with US vpn :) <3)

Terry Pratchett: Neil once said, 'Your fans all look jolly. And my fans all look as if they're about to commit suicide. Wouldn't it be nice if we could get them to marry?'

enabuns

We finally know what happened when Crowley got sucked back to Hell in 1827 and tbh I get it 🧐

#good omens #ineffable husbands #good omens fanart

yourangle-yuordevil

Keeping it slow, but you know how it is with Aziraphale... once he gets a taste he wants it all ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

#good omens #ineffable husbands #good omens fanart

fuckyeahgoodomens

Go this question for one of my courses' assignments and if you don't think that I wrote an entire essay about Aziraphale and Crowley

You're wrong.

#good omens #ineffable husbands #salty does college things #everywhere i go i see their faces

doriangraysrockcollection

@neil-gaiman you're a saint

#why can I hear this?#good omens #neil gaiman

crowleyinaturtleneck

Crowhemian Rhapsody <3

#never mind #i hate it here #💀🤣#good omens #good omens meme #I do love this stop

empireofthesin

I love the fact that Aziraphale was called the Dark Horse because everyone on Soho has to be like look at this sweet man always looking like an angel doing good deeds, yet having this sexy hot demon of a boyfriend with attitude, in his cool and expensive clothes and sunglasses, always in black, and oh that car… damn

What does that boyfriend do? He walks like he own the place, he clearly has a lot of money, look at his stuff, look at them dining at the Ritz so often! Me Fell owns a bookshop he never sells anything from, so clearly the money comes from the demon. Maybe he owns the Ritz? Or some other business?

Ah no look at those shady characters clearly coming to assassinate him and he shouts you’re out of order. A boss? A mafia boss? Top secret agent? What is he?

Ah, Mr Fell, what a man to fall for. How very dangerous for such a sweet man.

#me as a human working in soho probably having a lowkey obsession over Mr. Fell's secret life #I'd Nancy drew that shit #good omens

actual-changeling

so you're telling me in six millennia, during which they got drunk so many times they probably lost count before they hit the 2nd century AD, they never kissed? never got so drunk they couldn't stand anymore, got all clingy and human and needy?

you're telling me they never ended up on the same couch, the floor, a bed, too drunk to keep themselves upright, and forgot for a moment that they're on opposite sides?

that crowley never leaned in like a puppet with its strings cut, reaching for aziraphale like he is the only thing in the world he has ever wanted (he is) and kissed him with wine-bruised lips and a dizzy head?

that aziraphale never reciprocated, just as drunk, just as in love, and chased after the pleasure of crowley's body like any other?

(they never forgot about it, immortal beings don't have blackouts, but they never, ever, talked about it)