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Sweet Seals For You, Always
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Not today Justin
Kaledo Art
Mike Driver
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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Today's Document
❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
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Xuebing Du
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Claire Keane
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@asalwaysimani
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Literally the definition of imperialism and classism. Doesn’t matter how many peasants you sacrifice as long as the most powerful piece is left standing
Proximity of bishops to the rulers promotes theocratic oppression
the horse is so fuckable
as a chemist i would like to say BWAHAHAHAHAHA
image description at explainXKCD:
explain xkcd is a wiki dedicated to explaining the webcomic xkcd. Go figure.
its a bit easier for astronomers
NO! Where’s the non-metals and metaloids?!
are they hydrogen or helium
oxygen, carbon, sulfur, xenon, iodine, neon, etc etc.
ooo okay i see the confusion. you're listing off a bunch of metals there
…. You’re breaking my chemistry nerd brain. Hhhuuuhhhh???
im an astrophysicist
but but, science is science?!
and different fields of science have different conventions and definitions for their unique contexts
i think the key difference between george lucas’s star wars and disney’s star wars is that lucas is a man with an ideology. someone with a point of view, and all that entails. which comes with ideas of revolution, anti-imperialism, challenging the status quo, cultural appropriation and racist stereotypes. complex and contradictory ideas because that’s how artists are: complex and complicated people. disney is not. disney is a corporation. a corporation can’t have ideology, because ideology defeats the purpose of profit. and when the only thing you do is to turn on the movie manufacturing machine before you sit down and plan what ideas are you trying to convey to the audience, then your results are going to be washed out corporate garbage. and because when you’re a giant corporation who only cares about selling to the widest audience possible, you can’t take sides. you can’t decide on an idea. because you want to sell your product to people who are on the entire political spectrum. which results in movies without ideology, without purpose, without soul.
I have been looking for this post for years after I came across it and it’s finally here and I need to reblog this because it is absolutely and entirely accurate.
#as I always say: lucas was making a samurai film and a ww2 flying ace film and a western film and adding laser swords#because he fundamentally LIKED samurai films and dambusters films and westerns and 40’s adventure serials#but disney are making a ‘star wars film’ and adding nothing because it already had laser swords and they have nothing else to say#xerox of a xerox baybeeeee (via harrietvane)
The Odyssey but retold as a low-stakes modern adventure of one guy out with his girlfriend leaving the bar with his buddies to do just one (1) simple thing real quick, it'll take like 15 minutes tops, he'll be right back, but then some bullshit happens and the trip keeps getting more complicated as more bullshit keeps happening while he just tries to get back to the bar because he promised his girlfriend that he'd get back and he knows that she's still there because she told him she'd wait there.
And by the time he finally gets back it's almost 3 am and the bar is about to close while she's sitting there stone cold sober, surrounded by 5 drunk guys unsuccessfully trying to convince her to give up on waiting for him and go home with one of them instead. And the guy shows up to proceed to beat the shit out of them before explaining himself to her like hey sorry bullshit kept happening, my phone fell into a storm drain and my wallet got stolen when I was trying to find someone who'd borrow me a phone so I could call and
His girlfriend had been fending off the 5 drunk guys for most of the evening by explaining that even if she was going to ditch her boyfriend, she can't possibly leave without finishing her beer, which she is keeping perpetually full via careful sleight of hand where she's just pouring it back and forth into and out of the pitcher.
However the drunk guys are also drinking, and eventually she can't afford to buy another pitcher for the table so she can't keep up the ever-full beer glass trick. At this point she has to resort to setting up the pool trick shot that she's never seen anyone but her boyfriend pull off, and says she'll leave with whoever manages the shot first.
That buys her another hour or so and then, finally, her boyfriend makes it back. He looks like shit, hair down and just a mess, he's wearing an entirely different jacket that he got from an alley, and barely recognizable—especially to 5 guys who've been drunk for hours now. He lurks for a minute, finds out what's going on, and proceeds to pull off the trick shot first try. Throws the jacket off, fixes his hair with a hair tie his girlfriend lends him, finally looks like himself again, and THEN beats the shit out of them with the pool cue.
yuh i was there, that's how it happened
the way that project hail mary is STILL trending when the movie came out two months ago...the people long for platonic soulmatism, practical effects, and ryan gosling in slutty little glasses
unfortunately I am not attractive enough to identify as a hot mess but I am definitely a room temperature inconvenience
dry humping in its specificity as a term implies the existence of wet humping
not my best work
Eva Green as Vesper Lynd Casino Royale (2006) dir. Martin Campbell
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Much knowledge has been obtained; perhaps you'd like to review the fruits of our trials. 🔬 DESIGN SELL & SWAP STATION HERE
911 + text posts (8/∞)
"AO3 doesn't need a "dislike" button"
Um, actually, it already has one. Depending on your specs, it might look a little different but over all it looks kinda like this:
You can find it at the corner of your screen, which corner is dependent on your layout.
Anyway, if you dislike a fic, you can hit this Dislike Button until the fic goes away. It really is pretty amazing actually.
"AO3 doesn't need a "dislike" button"
Um, actually, it already has one. Depending on your specs, it might look a little different but over all it looks kinda like this:
You can find it at the corner of your screen, which corner is dependent on your layout.
Anyway, if you dislike a fic, you can hit this Dislike Button until the fic goes away. It really is pretty amazing actually.
Now presenting the show schedule for this years All Black Juneteenth TTRPG streaming event. Hosted on Find Out Productions. Our line up includes Liminal Horror, Teenagers From Outerspace, Ivresang, Blades 68' and Monsterhearts.
Find all these games streaming live on twitch June 19th starting at 8am PT
📺: https://www.twitch.tv/findoutproductions
College interns risk a creepy corporate retreat for $5k each to fund their dream Juneteenth trip to Harlem. Finish the trial, get paid. Easy, right?
CW: Comic horror violence, NPC death, unsettling corporate/bureaucratic themes, non-graphic comedic gore GM: @maiasgameroom.bsky.social Players: @sirenmademodules.bsky.social, @tayycro.blacksky.app, @chanelle-lize.bsky.social
The hottest party of the year is coming up soon, but weird stuff keeps popping up and threatening to get in the way! We can totally hold it down for one day, right?
CW: Recreational drinking/drug use, bullying, comedic violence & property destruction
GM: @agentrush.bsky.social
Players: @sirblack49.bsky.social, @heycalamityyy.bsky.social, @christheechampion.blacksky.app ,@chanelle-lize.bsky.social
Play a crew of human & vampire misfits in a dark, fun castlevania-inspired one-shot... Where you try to bring down an ex-colleague who ruined your life to become a vampire overlord! An Ironsworn-powered adventure.
CW: Blood, violence, cults
GM:@meishali.bsky.social Players: @astroazureart.bsky.social, @neonsaline.com, @sateenbonnet.bsky.social, @femmefinite.bsky.social
In the technofantasy city of 60s Doskvol, your crew of revolutionaries are going to steal the cursed Elpis Jewels. Redistribute the wealth. Maybe even survive.
CW: classism, racism, cinematic violence, casual drug use, supernatural horror
GM: @prince-infidel.bsky.social
Players: @christheechampion.blacksky.app, @sleypy.bsky.social ,@neonsaline.com, @vjhcreations.bsky.social
A quiet town’s college house party turns dangerous as a group of college students lose themselves in dizzying dreams. Can they escape past mistakes?
CW: Psychological distress, alcohol, emotional turmoil, supernatural danger, adult themes, swearing.
GM: @kalebisbelak.bsky.social Players: @chenanigans.bsky.social, Dori, @ashtynbrianne.bsky.social, @jpfairfield.bsky.social
shoutout to flags that look like landscapes fr gotta be one of my favorite genders
Not to forget:
based on an (apparently) true story
went to a lackadaisy QNA today where the cast and creative team shared a story about Michael accidentally kicking in the dry wall, then saying he could fix it. Said it’d be cool to have fanart of Rocky saying “I CAN FIX IT :D” bc it’s in character.
so uhhhhhhhhh yeah here ya go. @kovox
Hope u like it @lackadaisycats
Haha - this is great! It is a true story. A bunch of the Lackadaisy crew was a voice chat when it happened. Michael was attempting some kind of fancy footwork, kicked a hole in the wall, then scrambled to find a solution. (This was a photo of said hole that I drew on top of, just quoting what he said in the aftermath)
