[ramshacklehead]

[catsbeaversandducks]

10 Puppies On Their First Day Of Work

No matter how cute the puppies in these pictures are, don’t get fooled: these dogs are on a serious mission.

Via Bored Panda

[thecuckoohaslanded]

AW GREAT now I’m googling a bunch of extinct megafauna like Arctotherium, Argentavis magnificens, and Sarcosuchus imperator

[thecuckoohaslanded]

Sarcosuchus imperator: proof that crocodilian evolution DIDN’T FUCK AROUND

[thecuckoohaslanded]

Purussaurus: proof that not fucking around is an art form

[thecuckoohaslanded]

Argentavis magnificens: the reason sky gods had bird symbols

[thecuckoohaslanded]

BEAR VS ELEPHANT:

HIS FACE SAYS IT ALL:

ARCTOTHERIUM ANGUSTIDENS: AN UPSETTING QUANTITY OF BEAR

[the-gay-prometheus]

If I had pictures of size comparisons between an Irish Elk and a human being I’d put those here because ho damn.

[thecuckoohaslanded]

The Pleistocene is the reason we have nightmares.

[poriferathief]

[c0ntemplations]

nothing says you’re in your early 20s like a good ole’ fashioned panic attack about your life choices and the fact that every move you make is extremely critical to what path you’re going to go down for the next 5 or 10 years but i mean it’s whatever

[gimmethebeachboys]

[freexcitizen-deactivated2016110]

There’s no reason for anyone over the age of 21 to be having a conversation with anyone under the age of 18

[double-barrel-dude-deactivated2]

“For the last time son, I wont talk to you.”

[el-presidente-deadpool-deactiva]

“im sorry students, but this is the last time im gonna say this. Stop trying to talk to me”

[le-sad-demiurge]

“I’m afraid I can’t hire you, I cannot speak to you.”

[xxxtictacion]

“I would tell that kid to get off my lawn, but society isn’t ready yet”

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

“my new born baby just said it’s first word but I’m not trying to hear that” 

[sonypraystation]

“hello 911?!? help my parents are in a burnin build-”

“i dunnoo kid….you sound just a little young and….idk…. im not really feelin too comfortable with this” *hangs up*

[violetmac]

This is the 200th time I’m calling and you not picking up. I’m starting to get fucking homicidal.

[the-wind-cries-aimee]

Visit Original Link

[hellkatsally]

Visit Original Link

[itsonlythefairytale-deactivated]

The beginning of I Write Sins Not Tragedies slowed down and layered over The Ballad of Mona Lisa. 

Oh my god

Oh my god

[zany-the-nerd]

Child: What’s a VHS?

Me:

[tastefullyoffensive]

Pure evil.

[theshantiestme11ophone]

form a is my dream form b is my nightmare

[grownthot]

why would u even

[willygurl68]

This should be illegal

[kittymcstink-deactivated2017080]

[dailycharacteroptionpersonal]

Truth

[techno-gal-deactivated20191104]

I like this version better, it’s more realistic

[tyce]

[2000ish]

The highlight of my teenage years

[juelzsantanabandana]

The most obvious hint that I am getting old is I can no longer handle the brightness of any type of laptop TV or phone screen, my shit be on zero. Brightness all the way down. It’s not lit, it’s dim my guy

[prom-night-dumpster-baby]

[daily-halsey]

[vampirewknd]