[shrimp-bird]

Yee

and dare I say it,

Haw

[favorite-aesthetic]

[apocryphalstories]

“When you meet the right person, you know it. You can’t stop thinking about them. They are your best friend, and your soul mate. You can’t wait to spend the rest of your life with them. No one and nothing else can compare.”

—

Nora’s Dad, How I Met Your Mother

[fenrismp3-hasmoved]

have you ever finished a test in 30 minutes and no one else was even close to being done

[fenrismp3-hasmoved]

i’m either really smart or i fucked up entirely

[binonbinary-deactivated20210427]

nailed it or failed it

[actuallywatson]

“Yesterday is heavy. Put it down” - an anonymous six word story

[zanabism-deactivated20200529]

wealthy white woman: *is sad* 

wealthy white woman: if i don’t backpack through the palm forests of sri lanka right NOW i might never be happy again 

[rneerkat-deactivated20220104]

i cant believe that bacteria would just intrude into my body without my permission. that makes me sick.. 

[dancinggryffindors]

It does make you sick. Literally.

[rneerkat-deactivated20220104]

wow ha ha ur right i shouldve made this into a joke!!

[deadlyart]

[diam0ndcvlt]

the female body is hardcore as fuck. 

[rebalancem]

Yes it is.

[a-strawbarry-blog]

so is the male body

it’s sad to see so many people like this on this website

[tumbling-torterra]

OP is praising the fact that women hold a fucking infant in their belly the size of a ribcage, get the fuck over yourself for 3.5 seconds.

[radicalfeminisms-blog]

*~*~follow for more fragile male ego~*~*

[shamelesslyunladylike]

The male body is more susceptible to hereditary diseases because of their lack of a second X chromosome. Their testosterone production ages them faster and causes them to die sooner. Their center of gravity is higher because of their tiny little hips and overgrown shoulders, making them easier to topple. Their gonads are placed outside of the body, in a very vulnerable position, because they do not function properly if they get a little bit warmer than usual. They have non-functional nipples, but still enough breast tissue to get cancer. The male body is not hardcore. The male body is to the female body what a shoddy, unstable mod is to a well-estabilished piece of software. Sit the fuck down. And try to not crush your fragile pathetic outside gonads when you do it.

[meme-loving-stuck]

*pounds gavel* OHHHHH OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

[whitebeltwriter]

[buymemilkandtea]

She looks so done with him.

[sprousereinhart]

It makes me smile every time I see it

[lenakluthor]

“Are you asking me to join the Serpents, Jug?”

[feelsaesthetic]

Don’t ever mess with Betty Cooper

[alfiessolomvns]

Serpent Prince and Serpent King

[shilohwrites-blog]

the southside serpents’ newest member cheryl marjorie blossom.

[bettyscoopers-deactivated202001]

(✿ ♥‿♥)

[jugheadzarchive]

[riverdalili]

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