idk what im doing here lol

im the meme queen

[asdfasdfasfg]

bye

im deleting this account ok byebye

[familyguyfuntimefunny11]

bag of wees

[familyguyfuntimefunny11]

weed

[familyguyfuntimefunny11]

do not reblog this

[familyguyfuntimefunny11]

I meant to say bag of weed

[kanyuzugu-deactivated20160506]

[kumatora-remade876545689-deacti]

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

THIS IS

[ewaneneollav]

medicine commercials:

[asdfasdfasfg]

im back bitches

[jonbutter]

[didney-worl-no-uta]

[cicadachild-deactivated20191130]

my stomach hurts

[captainamerica-inmiddleearth]

Ive passed this video so many times and this time I finally watched it. Im really glad I did

[lordfarrquad-blog]

watch til the end jesus

[mossadspydolphin]

just not while you have food in your mouth or pee in your bladder

[zip-a-dee-lady]

@westerberg-high

[gurry-blog]

Aren’t we all internet explorers?

[eli-manning]

[hayzelhayes-deactivated20170210]

do you mean we all run slow and people don’t like us?

[shadowstorm-0]

thats exactly what we are

[cognaccoochie-deactivated201704]

[ibaaad-deactivated20150507]

[charmancler]

this hairbrush has never tasted pizza rolls

[thebootydiaries]

1 like = 1 respect

[walczyk]

[badlydrawneverything]

[aik4-deactivated20160522]

Mood

[emilianadarling]

holy fuck you guys 

after years of being vaguely confused when I came across the measurement “a stick of butter” in recipes, today I learned that in the United States they sell butter in these skinny stick things:

it is literally a stick of butter. A STICK OF BUTTER. 

i have literally never seen butter sold this way. each stick one only amounts to ½ a cup of butter AMERICANS PLEASE UNDERSTAND THAT MY WHOLE LIFE WHEN I SAW THE PHRASE “A STICK OF BUTTER” IN RECIPES I WAS IMAGINING THIS:

THIS IS THE ONLY “STICK” I’D EVER SEEN BUTTER SOLD IN. I THOUGHT Y’ALL WERE THROWING FUCKIN’ POUNDS UPON POUNDS OF BUTTER INTO THINGS HOLY JESUS THE WORLD MAKES SO MUCH MORE SENSE NOW FUCKIN CHRIST. 

[oddballwaterfall]

I love little foreign confusion things like this

[officialwhitegirls]

[weloveshortvideos]

I’m just cookin pizza!