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It is a known fact that the best shady tour operator is in Gotham. He works exclusively remotely with the best encrypted communication, discreet and efficient. Nobody sees him, but sometimes he sends a child for rare hand-to-hand transactions.
Tim Drake, 10 years old, a part-time online tour operator, has become really good at talking about himself in the third person.
Also, Tim "Oh, I know exactly where my parents are. I plan everything."
Imagine Tim's absent parents asking him to organize their trip because "you're so good at it, sweetie."
If you write a Batman fanfic which takes place in 2026 with a 36-year-old Bruce, note that this means baby Bruce was born into a happy family the same year as Beauty and the Beast. He grew up watching Aladdin, The Lion King, and Hercules. Disney World had existed for a long time when he was a child.
If you chose that the tragedy of his parents' death happened when he was 8, that would be the year Mulan was released.
Batman is more Disney-literate than people think.
In the same headcanon, Nightwing was/is a Barbie Princess Movies child.
Superman (Flying Above metropolis): Look, Kara. Everything the light touches is our place to protect.
Supergirl: *Sarcastically* Wow...
Superman : A hero's time as protector rises and falls like the sun. Perhaps one day, Kara, the sun will set on my time here, and will rise with you as the new protector.
Supergirl: And this'll all be mine?
Superman: Everything.
Supergirl: Everything the light touches... What about that shadowy place?
Superman: That's Gotham. You must never go there, Kara.
Wonder Woman arrives at the Watchtower with a "little" Jason Todd cradled in her arms, fresh from Ethiopia and looking "sad-angry".
"That’s it! I am his mother now!"
Imagine an AU where Jason decides to spite Batman more than ever by *gasp!* asking for help.
To be fair, he doesn't start by asking for a hand. He asks Diana to use the Lasso of Truth to prove that Batman is an idiot. She asks for context and goes along with it.
Wonder Woman arrives at the Watchtower with a "little" Jason Todd cradled in her arms, fresh from Ethiopia and looking "sad-angry".
"That’s it! I am his mother now!"
Imagine an AU where Jason decides to spite Batman more than ever by *gasp!* asking for help.
To be fair, he doesn't start by asking for a hand. He asks Diana to use the Lasso of Truth to prove that Batman is an idiot. She asks for context and goes along with it.
My idea starts with the classic question, "How does Martha Kent cut young Clark's hair?"
She doesn't. Technically, Kryptonians don't have "hair". They have whiskers (alien's soft and shiny whiskers.)
Kryptonian hair is a type of whisker, a sensory organ that can "grow" or "retract." Shorter hairs are thicker. Females generally have a longer maximum hair length than males, but exceptions exist.
A Kryptonian can slightly modify the nature of their hair (making it more or less curly), but the color is fixed.
Because hair is a sensory organ, touching someone's hair is an intimate act between family members and lovers.
Under the effect of kryptonite, cutting a Kryptonian's hair is painful.
He has high sensitivity to light and sound, really strong special interests, and a very strong justice compass, among a lot of other things.
But Clark isn't autistic. He is Kryptonian.
I think he would feel guilty because the diagnosis helps him with his secret identity and to be more "himself" in public.
In fact, he masks more when he is Superman, the big, strong Superman, and not the awkward Kansas boy who Perry gives work-from-home time to so he isn't overwhelmed.
And he is, but he more often uses this time to save a city after an earthquake. And Clark feels "dirty" pretending to be autistic.
Now, with SuperBat, Bruce makes Clark realize that even if he isn't an autistic human, he has "special" needs too. Being a Kryptonian, he has sensory difficulties, he has difficulty connecting socially, and his brain is literally wired differently.
Basically, a story where being a Kryptonian isn't perfect. But Clark suffers from imposter syndrome regarding his difficulties because, for him, they are so minimal and he has so many "gifts" that he can't complain.
And Bruce tries to help, even though he is the first to not help himself.
If someone wants to write a 5+1 fanfic (for example) on this idea, please do so!
So I just watched a video on Instagram where Ryan Kelly reacted to the question, "Did you eat at a restaurant that is definitely a mafia front?"
I need to know if a fanfic exists with this concept for Jason Todd/Red Hood!
My headcanon: yes, he has a restaurant (and a bookstore, but this isn't the subject of this post...). The Bat-Family doesn't know... except Tim. Tim never says he knows about it, but he is a regular. The aunties Jason hires for the kitchen treat RedRobin like a cute stray cat (feral bird ?) who comes by from time to time to say hello at the back kitchen door.
A OC for Hazbin Hotel, because why not? She is a sinner named Droséra (the name of a carnivorous flower). She is a chemist, really good with synthetic drugs.
Yes, those are her feet. No, you don't want her stepping on yours.
When you transmigrate, the old soul becomes your system and is forbidden from revealing its identity.
Systems have access to modern references because they are literally plugged into their host's heads.
If a "System" succeeds in its objectives, it will be rewarded (reincarnation, rebirth, a wish, etc.).
As a result, there are major differences between the Shang Qinghua and Shen Yuan Systems.
(I'm considering that the two hosts can't see each other's Systems and therefore assume they are the same.)
Shen Yuan's System (Shen Jiu)
Shen Jiu is tougher and more inconsistent in his assistance—a real tsundere. He might let SY change the plot, but he will push certain plot points through out of anger toward this world and the characters in it. If he chooses to help, it's mainly by not intervening or by validating SY's loopholes.
Shang Qinghua's System (Original!SQH)
OgSQH was literally born a "system" in this universe. He is friendlier, even though his lack of human contact makes him less empathetic toward any character other than SQH. (He has no emotional connection with other people, unlike Shen Jiu).
In this AU, I think the possibility of killing Mobei-jun was not allowed, but he justified it as a way to save his "friend."
Perhaps someone has already written a fic with a similar idea? Any recommendations?
A little drawing of Mobei Jun, quickly made without polished technique. I don't have a fixed design in mind when I draw, and it's often a mix of all the fabulous artists I've seen and my feeling at the moment I draw.
When we talk about the northern nobles’ jealousy over the human Shang Quinghua’s position, we’re mainly referring to his relationship with Mobei-jun.
While SQH doesn’t oppose using his worldly knowledge to help his king manage the court, his approach shifts dramatically depending on the gender of his interlocutor.
The original story focuses primarily on Luo Binghe and his wives. This means that SQH’s intrapersonal knowledge is far more developed regarding the female members of the royal court than the male ones.
Yes, he’s aware of all the plots—he knows which ones will cause trouble and which won’t, on a broad scale. But above all, he knows the favorite gifts, personal preferences, histories, and struggles of each female court member.
What will bring a smile to one’s face? What matters most to another?
Imagine you’re a woman in the northern royal court. You encounter this unassuming advisor, who is the polar opposite of the classic, domineering male energy of the demons.
He always knows just what to say. He’ll bring you your favorite food when you need it most. He understands exactly what you want and how to make it happen.
And most importantly, he’s happy to gossip with you about your problems with your father, uncle, brother, or whoever—all while celebrating your achievements and reminding you how special you are (because, let’s face it, even the smallest bit of character development for women in harems is still more than most NPCs get).
And here’s the kicker: he’s not doing any of this to sleep with you!
(Some, whose low IQ prevented them from picking up on MJ’s very obvious signals, tried their luck. At best, SQH politely declined. At worst… let’s just say they fell into royal disgrace.)
This is how SQH becomes the closest thing to a “gay best friend” (complete with all the clichés) for the women of the court.
Of course, since northern demons mostly express affection through violence or bullying… well, he’ll be the last to know.
