Just Another Clockwork Monster

Tonight I'll plunder heaven blind, Steal from all the gods!

[biomic]

she doesn’t even question why a woman in yellow spandex fell out of the sky she’s just annoyed that she’s on a private beach

[kineticpenguin]

Waterfront property owners are like that

[forgottenbones]

Dave Rapoza

[cy4ngel]

please for the love of god read the rest it’s hilarious

[stevienick]

Katharine Hepburn interview with Barbara Walters (1981)

[patrickbategendernonbinaryperson]

wear it right now then bc youve just killed her

[sunlow]

adhd

[prokopetz]

So we were talking about Muppet adaptations of classic literary works; somebody jokingly suggested Neil Gaiman’s Sandman on the grounds that due to the World Fantasy Award fiasco it technically qualifies as literature, and I just can’t get the idea out of my head. If they follow the pattern of previous Muppet adaptations, they’d be obliged to put Kermit the Frog in some prominent role, and every conceivable option is objectively hilarious.

[siliquasquama]

Stated in a reply but I wanted to elaborate here – I like the idea of Kermit as Morpheus. Think about it: He’s a busy showrunner who’s trying to put on a good performance for people, while the rest of his cast and crew are goofballs if not whole morons, and sometimes he’s just as silly as they are. Sandman’s realm is kind of like the Muppet Show except with less humor and more melancholy soul-searching. Kermit would be a great Morpheus. And Miss Piggy could play the role of jilted lover as she often does, because Morpheus always has one of those too. And you could have Statler and Waldorf as Cain and Abel.

[prokopetz]

Statler and Waldorf as Cain and Abel

That’s horrifying.

I think I love it.

[magpiemalarkey]

I’ve been stuck with Kermit’s voice saying this in my head all day thanks to these posts.

[neil-gaiman]

Perfect.

[verdantry]

[hellbabyfromhell]

love wins

[kotaboda]

@frick-it-all-to-hecc​

[helila]

[ruffboi-mags]

Diversity win! The ass-ugly tax evasion scam is gay!

[junchiu]

MEDUSA - The Stone Kingdom (OP)

When the hero got the power he didn’t deserve.

[insomniac-arrest]

why are ghosts always person-sized in the movies? they don’t have bodies anymore. one of ‘em should have figured out how to work that shit. one of them could be … her 😳

[thedogeveryonehates]

kind of a milf. reblog

[literallyaflame]

i’m gonna make a movie where two normal ladies fall in love. everything’s chill, no age gap, they’re both out of the closet, their families love them, everything’s fine. the catch is that one lady has a cat and the other lady never figured out what the cat’s name was cause the Owner Lesbian ALWAYS uses a dumb nickname and now it’s been three years and they’re getting married and it’s too late to just ask

[cranewived]

[pheebheaux]

It’s garnering more and more urgency because the cat’s importance is growing (the cat is going to be the ring bearer, oh no!)

[j-uwu-ish]

The First Lady asks her fiancé if they should get a fancy collar with the cats name for the wedding and her fiancé throws her arms around her and says “great, would you go do that tomorrow?”

[brunhiddensmusings]

the longer i think about it the more that sounds like a valid conflict to base an entire movie around and the fewer problems i could think of that cant have a solid writing solution available

[aneternalfangirl]

“Just wanted to confirm the spelling before I gave the order, hun. This shit is costly and I only got one form.”

“Oh, just the normal spelling, no crazy vowels or anything.”

[sanscarte]

This is so good. Plus it’s not like you can try out likely names and see if the cat responds, like a dog might. It’s a cat. It’s just gonna sit and squint unblinkingly at you regardless, no matter how many names you try.

[prismatic-bell]

Plot twist:

It’s not a stupid nickname.

The cat really is “miss kitty.”

[butch-of-the-blades]

Y E S

[postmodernmulticoloredcloak]

no no no. the cat doesn’t have a name, the cat owner never decided on one so she just goes with various silly nicknames. but since her fiancée acts like she is aware of the cat’s name, the cat owner assumes the fiancée mistook one of the nicknames for the actual name. but she doesn’t know which! so the cat owner doesn’t know what the supposed cat name is either, and relies on the fiancée revealing it at some point, but it never comes and she’s getting agitated too because she doesn’t want to admit she never named her cat

[party-gilmore]

Hey hey hey in a similar vein to ^^^

What if

Neither if then know the name

Because it’s neither of their cat.

The cat decided to move in about the same time one of the girls did. Both think it’s the other one’s cat. Both are committing these increasingly elaborate shenanigans to figure out the name from the other.

[legallybrunette1997-deactivated]

film bro starter pack or something like that

[do-you-have-a-flag]

nothing could have prepared me for the song choice

[alltears]

helpful chart

[depsidase]

[localtiredgoat]

Ok why did noone tell me that book shrek judt absolutely FUCKS

[extremefandomfeels]

And they didn’t even mention the best page.

[queenhelenblackthorn]

Me before watching Arcane: I don't know anything about League of Legends so let me just google this before I watch

Me, screaming and sobbing, having watched the first 3 episodes of Arcane and approximately 10 hours deep into lore: funny monkey isn't funny anymore

[thescreaminghat]

Honestly people are not giving Jinx enough credit like, she replicated the stabilizer that Jayce and Viktor made for the crystals out of old junk (even if it didn’t turn out perfectly XDD) and made all of her gadgets and weapons herself. She is just as much of a “let’s get our hands dirty with inventing” gearhead as the boys and now I really want to see an interaction between her and Viktor where they just become pure chaotic science besties. 

[vergilberg]

HEY RIOT???? HEY FORTICHE???????? WHO THE FUCK AUTHORIZED THE BDSM YORDLE

[mothelectrified]

[whitepeopletwitter]

“Are there really spiders in there?”

[siahatha]

it’s time we start oppressing ppl that use the word “hubby”

[acoolguy]

sorry but “Hubble Space Telescope” takes too long to say

[enigma-absolute]

@annabethisterrified you’re

w h a t

[annabethisterrified]

LOL yep that’s the day job! I started last year after graduating, working on the NASA side of things with the mission doing social media/outreach, so I’m going to do my obligatory HUBBY LINK DROP: insta, twitter, fb

[dexmathylphenidate]