[shipsicle]

CarolxMaria fanart for the lovely @duchell <3 Happy birthday again!

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

to think mysterio really went all out and doxxed peter parker as a revenge and peter literally just pulled a uno reverse card & logged off of the entire franchise lmfaoo untouchable

[lovelyirony]

u think bruce cares in any way about being on the avengers team? no. he took one look at thor’s arms, knew he had a chance to see those guns at least once a month and traded off his plans for arms. this is true 

[schmergo]

The Lincoln Assassination is really just wild if you think about it for a moment. The younger brother of one of the most famous actors in the country- himself a famous actor and heartthrob in his own right- killed the President in a theatre and yelled “Sic semper tyrannis,” a line often associated with Brutus, a character that his brother had famously played.

Like, imagine if Liam Hemsworth killed the Prime Minister of Australia at a red carpet movie premiere or something and yelled “I went for the head,” and Chris had to leave the Avengers press tour to tell everyone, “I swear I had nothing to do with this.” Imagine how weird that would be.

[mainflopgirl]

anyone who says they would rather be an avenger than a guardian is a fool. the guardians go on constant outer space adventures with a talking tree set to 70’s dad music. plus they all love and would literally die for each other. what do the avengers do? assemble for five minutes then get into a walmart parking lot fight and never see each other again. fuck you.

[circuskidcon]

Thor ghost wrote this

[lovelyirony]

the main mistake that they made in civil war was they had no level playing field. you add rhodey to one team and BAM. instant siding with him, i will not question him, and he makes sense. he’s the only hero who is not a crackhead 

[marvel-lous-things]

Peter Parker in Civil War: I've only got one job here today and I've gotta impress Mr Stark

Peter Parker in Homecoming: Just wondering when our next mission's gonna be, Mr Stark

Peter Parker in Infinity War: [saves Tony's ass from being pummeled] WAZZUP Mr Stark

Peter Parker in Endgame: We won, Mr Stark. We won. You did it sir. You did it. I'm sorry, Tony-

Peter Parker in Far From Home: everywhere I go... I see his face. I just really miss him.

Peter Parker in Spiderman 3:

[artseamoni]

Come on pretty baby kiss me deadly  :-*

[servantofchaos]

tony: hm binarily augmented retro-framing,, B.A.R.F. lol

beck: im gonna kill so many kids because of this..

[papurrcat]

I played around with Kris Anka’s design for Captain Marvel, also used the comic’s version of Carol’s hair plus the Undercut™, applied some of the movie’s version and of course, it had to be Brie Larson. (And maybe some of her ear piercings) 

[staryabosart-deactivated2019082]

the duality of man

[beaft]

going through my microsoft word archives is great fun because i always find the wildest shit in there and by “the wildest shit” i mean the time i tried to rewrite the entire bible from scratch at the age of eleven and a half

[beaft]

“And so Adam and Eve were cast out of the Garden of Eden, and Eve turned to Adam and said, 'Nice going, loser.‘” 

iconic

[beaft]

whilst you were listening to avril lavigne, i learned the way of the Lord

[thebibliosphere]

I would read this in its entirety.

[tinsnip]

ao3 please

[joshsundquist]

How to smuggle a 2-liter into a movie theater

[cell113]

This is so funny my everything hurts from laughing so hard. Who is this man and where can I find more of his work?

[vganimefanatic]

John Sundquist. He is the OP too

[joshsundquist]

At last, restrooms for amputees with balloons

[marvel-owes-me-money]

spider-man: far from home (2019)

[tomshufflepuff]

YOUCANTNAJANS

[lorelaigilmoure]

stranger things + iconic lines

[st00cky]

captain america: civil war (2016)