My Crib

I survived 2018 purge

[ashadowadminkuro]

Victory

No more 10,000 genders, only 2 genders exist now, as it has always has been.

Now we just need to kick out trans women from sports and women's personal spaces

[ashadowadminkuro]

The Rules are In the Wording

Ok so slightly adult, but my players were wondering how the perceived BBEG that they found out ISN'T the BBEG but in reality they were hired by the ACTUAL BBEG was completely invulnerable as a Paladin to most forms of Damage.

So his oath makes him immune to most forms of damage, polymorphs and any shenaniganery short of WISH. BUT he has scars on his back, shoulders, neck, and a very notable scar on his lips.

Turns out he cannot be harmed during any hostile action against him.

If it is perceived as hostile in it's basic context, Nullified.

However~ after getting him slightly tipsy (Getting drinks over a misunderstanding to break the tension isn't a hostile action), he revealed his scars are from his wife.

The Paladin of the party asks if he got the scars before or after his marriage, he says he met his wife after he made his oath to the goddess to guard what is buried under the town.

After a few failed insight saves due to being drunk. They find out he didn't get those scars from battle….the Paladin got them from his honeymoon phase.

Meaning those aren't battle scars….so by the technical law of his oath, he doesn't magically heal from them. since they were not hostile acts, more like "possessive" acts from his wife.

This little lore tidbit made my players from a ragtag group of adventurers trying to pay rent for their communal home, Into a Demon's worst enemy lawyer.

And tomorrow afternoon or around 1AM in their offices working overtime, they will begin learning how to beat the BBEG with loopholes.

This is my 2nd most fun campaign yet next to my cooking campaign where you go around the 3 realms collecting ingredients from monsters like Mimic Steak to Blue Slime Cheese Cake.

[ashadowadminkuro]

I pity you people sometimes.

Look, this is not a hate post....more of one of concern.

I have friends who are gay, lesbian, and even bisexual or pansexual or whatever sexual.

I'm a Christian, and proud of it. But I am also MORE than just that.

YOU are more than just your sexuality or assumed gender or however you identify as.

Think of it this way. Everyone is made up of parts....each part is not more or less important than the other, but each are different in their own way.

Like for me as a first example. I am a Christian, I am also an uncle, a godfather, a gamer, a Discord admin, a Redditor, a fucking degenerate league of legends player, a fucking horny weeb who browses hentai 90% of the time I am on the internet, and a guy who hates pineapple pizza.

Also if it's not clear...I'm straight, I like girls, BIOLOGICAL GIRLS, not "Cis" women...Women, as in WOMEN, a woman who is born a woman, can lactate, give birth, and identifies as a woman.

Now let's list one of my friends who is gay.

He is gay, He is an artist, he is a DnD player, He likes Warhammer 40k lore but doesn't want female space marines, He likes Bara artstyles, He works to feed his family, A good friend, and if he is lucky, a good husband to his partner.

He is gay, but he is MORE than just his Sexuality. He is MORE than just what he is attracted to.

He has more to him than just the rainbow flag, He has struggles BESIDES what ass he wants to stare at on the internet belonging to a man.

So color me surprised that he wholeheartedly does not like the current LGBTQ community.

I asked him "Why? Are you not technically a member? Being Gay?"

He replied to me "Well technically yes, but I do not enjoy how these loud mouthed people only focus on their sexuality to the point of harassing and defaming people who either misgender them or refuse to call them by their pronouns"

And I agree. Not because you people are gay, lesbian, bisexual, pansexual, or even Asexual.

I believe people are more than just what riles up your pants or panties, and I mean that as a GOOD thing. Why limit yourself to what attracts you? Are you not a person first? Who has dreams and aspirations beyond just "same sex makes me horny, both sexes make me horny"

Like I do not support what the LGBTQ stands for NOW.

But I did BACK THEN when you fought to not be discriminated or just casually killed like some parasite under someone's shoe.

That you fought for your rights to LIVE and be given opportunity to be given the same opportunities as everyone else.

But I cannot support an LGBTQ movement that indoctrinates children, thinks that every problem can be solved with sex change surgery, and makes their sexuality their entire identity and being as if there is NOTHING else about them that has ANY WORTH to the World.

If you want the best example of an LGBTQ person....Captain Holt from Brooklyn 99.

He faced discrimination, both racially and for his sexuality, and despite that he proved he was MORE than just his sexuality and color.

He is in the show a respected and acknowledged senior, deserving of his rank among the Officers of the 99, and he is gay.

The worst part about the LGBTQ is that the Loud Minority is Undoing DECADES of fighting for your rights.

TAKE A HINT PEOPLE, CORPORATIONS ARE TURNING YOUR COMMUNITY INTO A POINTLESS BORING CHECKMARK FOR VIEWS.

IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT? Your Decades of Work for Freedom and Equality, Scorned and Hated by many, even among your own people, Turned into a simple checkmark for TV shows for relevancy? To be turned into a simple marketing ploy for views?

"Oh let's make this character gay/Trans"

"Do they do anything that makes people like them?"

"No we will just include them in the show so the LGBTQ community will praise us for representation for positive feedback, We are always right, there is no way they will know we are doing this just for attention, We will make the Gay/Trans character super boring and forgettable"

IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT? Cause I refuse to see you turned into such an existence.

I still do not support same sex marriage but I refuse to see people turned into mindless check boxes for anyone wanting attention.

[ashadowadminkuro]

The Oyakodon VS Vegan Cultists

If you really think about it in a morbid way.

Oyakodon is not just a sex joke about fucking both the mother and the daughter at the same time.

But also about mixing the unborn fetus of a chicken in the corpse of it's own mother.

Which if you say to a vegan...is probably very nice cause I eat Oyakodon everyday for breakfast and it's my favorite hentai genre

[ashadowadminkuro]

"Oyakodon is both a sex joke and a slander against Vegans, I do not make the rules" - My 3AM drinking water thoughts

[ashadowadminkuro]

Music

Do you think aliens would find it weird that we listen music while working? like imagine a gaggle of aliens following a human who is dancing while fixing pipes, doing laundry, or worse, plumbing, and some of them go so out of their way they look at study charts and find out music either speeds up or slows down their work, approach said human about it, and human saying “I cant do jack shit if I don’t have my tunes” and proceed on their day?

[coolsaddad-blog]

Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue.

[feels-for-the-fictional]

I have been waiting for this post all my life.

[marzipanandminutiae]

They are indeed purple, But one thing you’ve missed: The concept of “purple” Didn’t always exist.

Some cultures lack names For a color, you see. Hence good old Homer And his “wine-dark sea.”

A usage so quaint, A phrasing so old, For verses of romance Is sheer fucking gold.

So roses are red. Violets once were called blue. I’m hugely pedantic But what else is new?

[ineptshieldmaid]

My friend you’re not wrong About Homer’s wine-ey sea! Colours are a matter Of cultural contingency;

Words are in flux And meanings they drift But the word purple You’ve given short shrift.

The concept of purple, My friends, is old And refers to a pigment once precious as gold.

By crushing up molluscs From the wine-dark sea You make a dye: Imperial decree

Meant that in Rome, to wear purpura was a privilege reserved

For only the emperor!

The word ‘purple’, for clothes so fancy, Entered English By the ninth century

.

Why then are voilets Not purple in song? The dye from this mollusc, known for so long

Is almost magenta; More red than blue. The concept of purple is old, and yet new.

The dye is red, So this might be true: Roses are purple And violets are blue

.

[squeeful]

While this song makes me merry, Tyrian purple dyes many a hue From magenta to berry And a true purple too.

But fun as it is to watch this poetic race The answer is staring you right in the face: Roses are red and violets are blue Because nothing fucking rhymes with purple.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

[last-flight-of-dickarus]

Hirple - To limp or walk awkwardly

Cirple - An old Scots word for the hindquarters of a horse

[nobodybetterhavethisoneoriswear]

“Roses are red, violets are purple,

My boner for you has caused me to hirple.”

…

My, how romantic!

[wouldthatcreationhadformedmeman]

DYING. I AM DYING.

[kiranovember]

Calling theshitpostcalligrapher! We need @theshitpostcalligrapher

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

@kiranovember u better buy this as a commission lmao

[simonalkenmayer]

This post has evolved.

[minotaur-in-my-labyrinth]

I am 100 percent all for every part of this thread. I have laughed loudly and long. Thank you, thou glorious purple-hirple rhyme.

[lucifers-heartbeat-deactivated2]

😂😂😂

[krystal-prisms]

That felt like getting hit with a baseball bat

[ashadowadminkuro]

OH MY FUCKING 

[ashadowadminkuro]

Small Dancing

OK so you know how when we hear a song that we love we like to dance to it? OK so focus on THAT aspect, but make it while we are sitting down and in a public place 

Korvax entered a small cafe, it served energy-based drinks to various races and was popular among humans for its calm atmosphere, he sat in a table next to a human who was fidgeting while doing work on a laptop, attached to her ears were earbuds, he found the device unique and why would a human wear such things. 

A few minutes into his carbon-energy drink he saw the human bob up and down and side to side as she worked, he was curious and continued to watch her do this weird action. 

An hour passes and the human walks up, her earbuds fall out and music was coming out of her laptop speakers, he asked her “Are you alright?” to which she replied “Oh sorry, I cannot work without music” she spoke in a shy voice, Korvax knew humans were just as varied as the galaxy’s diverse array of species “is that why you were moving while you working?” he asked, the human blushed “W-well you see I sometimes dance to the beat a little bit” as she packed her laptop and went out.

Korvax wrote down in his journal “even shy humans have their own way of dancing” 

[eliasdrid]

Don’t forget, kiddo… you’re nothing without me.

[eliasdrid]

warframe doodles / requests (part 1) (part 2)

Harrow & Ember with my custom colours and Oberon with his default because I don’t have Oberon Prime yet and I don’t remember what used to be my custom for him

[eliasdrid]

warframe doodles / requests (part 2) (part 1) 

a very cute soft Rhino and Trinity/Nova as requested! doodle quality but still good? these were fun to do. I’d tag everyone who requested but I forgot to take note of that >>

[eliasdrid]

got inspired by @undergroundwubwubmaster​ to do some festival stuff! I can’t wait to see all that PoE has to offer.

[eliasdrid]

mandatory new OC art (minus the different color schemes for them because it’s… too much)

[eliasdrid]

a late birthday gift for @stackablecups of our robot OCs having some fun

[eliasdrid]

The only heaven I’ll be sent to Is when I’m alone with you

(x)

[eliasdrid]

Dana before/after doodle since I’ve been using a different art style lately

[eliasdrid]

Tenno, become one of the pack with Lycan.

(transcription of abilities and info under read more)

This is a concept I’ve been working on for a couple weeks and that I’ve been meaning to expand on but I just can’t wait to show everyone so! in short, this is a werewolf/kubrow based warframe with two forms (one still in development but ultimately similar to the one displayed here). 

Special thanks and credit to @the-bird543 here on tumblr for their feedback and help with the development of this guy’s abilities and name. Thanks to everyone who also gave me their feedback during his creation process and encouraged me to work on him too, you know who you are.

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Keep reading

[eliasdrid]

edit: corrected a typo, concept will be posted later on forums to those interested. It’s also been posted to my dA (@ cervaheart) and main Twitter (@ Strike315)