when i was a kid i used to have the first episode of camp lazlo memorized like shot for shot line for line so when i was on long car rides i would just be like âok im gonna watch tv nowâ and my parents would be like wtf this kid talking about
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when i was a kid i used to have the first episode of camp lazlo memorized like shot for shot line for line so when i was on long car rides i would just be like âok im gonna watch tv nowâ and my parents would be like wtf this kid talking about
if jolene were taking my man i would simply kiss her
rip to dolly parton but iâm different
I want to be really clear about something: Planned Parenthood has done more to prevent abortion than the pro-life movement ever has.
Yup, preventing abortion by giving abortions. Makes sense!
No you fucking crusty nutsack giving people the education and the tools to not become pregnant in the first fucking place
Training update: I taught my deaf dog Pinkman to tell my deafblind dog Bitsy to sit!
Trickception fanart!! I love Bitsy and Pinkman.
This is the most amazing thing Iâve ever seen! <3 <3 <3
@c-rowlesdraws and I had a chance this week to meet in person to talk and work on Bitsy and Pinkman merch! This was my first time meeting someone from the internet and she didnât murder me AND sheâs fantastic! Go check out her blog for awesome art and comics, and keep an eye out for some cute Bitsy and Pinkman themed merch headed your way!Â
see this is why iâm conflicted when people call him a mysterious man of the forest or whatever because heâs literally just like this all the time
Where are his legs
white boys be like âim gonna make you come so hardâ and ur like, what to my senses
every time i see this iâm thrown into hysterics because for some reason i NEVER anticipate the ending of this sentence
why the fuck does texas roadhouse encourage its customers to throw peanut shells on the floor. absolutely hellish restaurant
yeah awesome dude this really gives your eating establishment a good old boys country atmosphere. just serve me slop through a trough while youâre at it. fuck you
THIS SHOW IS SO PURE!
Itâs worth noting that Kenneth spent the entire episode making the game (and the subsequent fight) as inclusive as possible for JJ and his disabled friends (all of whom were played by disabled actors/actresses).
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What this administration is doing at the border is inhumane and cruel.Â
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A sailor and a priest are out golfing.
The sailor takes his first swing and slices it hard to the left of the green. âFUCK! I missed!â exclaimed the sailor.
âMy son! Please refrain from using that type of language, The Lord can hear you!â gasps the priest. The sailor apologizes and they proceed with their game.
The sailor now attempts to chip his ball out of the brush. He gets off a good shot, but it rolls back into a sand trap. âFuck, I missed!â he says again.
âMy son! Please, refrain from such sinful language! You will anger the Lord!â the priest pleads. The sailor apologizes and they continue their game.
The sailor takes a whack at his ball from the sandtrap. He has a great shot, landing the ball right on the green. Still itâs not good enough for him, so yet again he mutters âfuck, I missed!â
The priest bursts out, yelling âmy son! The Lord will strike you down should you continue in your sinful ways! You will be punished for your sins!â The sailor apologizes profusely and lines up his putt. The putt heads straight for the hole⊠and then runs around the rim and stays out. âFUCK! I MISSED!â the sailor exclaims, louder than before.
Out of nowhere, a lightning bolt shoots from the sky. It streaks down from the clouds and hits the priest, instantly killing him. A deep, booming voice from the heavens speaks⊠âFUCK! I MISSED!
Rainy Day in San Diego [05-08-2015]
Itâs been raining around town the past two days, so I decided to take some pictures outside my front door! I hope you enjoy!
Photography by Erl Liwanag
my friends: haha hey whats up we havent talked in a while
me:
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Last night NASA sent one final data uplink to the Opportunity Mars rover. Itâs been unresponsive since a dust storm last June, but us being us we kept sending commands on the crazy off chance it woke back up. Over 835 commands to be more precise.
Yesterday marked the final upload, less of a final poke but more of a kind âgoodnightâ. They sent Billie Holidayâs âIâll Be Seeing Youâ through space to no reply.
Opportunity lasted 5352 Sols before being officially declared inoperable. It was built for only 90. So hereâs to you Opportunity. Not a âgoodbyeâ but an âIâll be seeing youâ. A lot of people are talking about how, one day, we will retrieve the rovers for display in distant future Martian museums. Iâd like to think weâll let them rest where they stopped and build the museum around them instead.Â
young con-going teens: vic mignogna is a serial predator
women in their 30s: vic mignogna has been a serial predator since he was a youth gospel singer and having to see my children watch anime featuring his voice has been both triggering and terrifying on behalf of my daughters safety
vic mignognas male coworkers: it is open knowledge that this man is a shitbag and we have severed ties with him for years
vic mignognas employers and con gigs: we have conducted official internal investigations and accrued enough evidence to forever fire this man
loli icons on twitter: Unsatisfactory. Nothing but hearsay. Pathetic little femoids, where is the proof? đ§
One Day at a Time addressing how it should never be up to the child to fix a broken relationship with a parent.