Ash and Ichor @ashbeetv - Tumblr Blog

Bills? Pathetic

Real people invest their money into tiny boxes to hold all your tiny things 🥺

Safe in my room.

My little room.

My goblin cave full of treasures.

Mushroom.

My stress coping mechanisms include burying my face into a squishmallow and dissociating.

#bipolar #squishmallow #unhinged #what #someone called this a stim how dare you

Dan is very open about his hots for Tony the tiger, seems he's not the only one.

#gay memes #unhinged #zest memes #grindr #funny #what #phan #danisnotonfire #we're all doomed

Yeah I'm an artist.

#cursed #art #unhinged #ducks #ducks of tumblr #we are taking new members for the cult

"so what they're going crazy for the LED seaweed"

...

"Do you... Do you mean bioluminescent."

"yeah... LED seaweed" - my 30 year old russian roommate.

#what #bone apple tea #fml lmao #i don't know how to tag this

I have nothing to comment, deduce yourself

#unhinged #out of context screenshots #what the hell #The cabbage is a trojan horse

My holiday activities included worming into people's phones and being a general menace.

#help #unhinged #funny #happy chaos #chaotic neutral #your dating apps arent safe

ashbeetv

How tf does my day go from happy loud memes to depressed lonely bus ride.

ashbeetv

I posted this exactly four years ago only to get diagnosed as Bipolar today. Ahh to be a angsty teen and not a mentally disabled adult

#bipolar #the fucking irony

australiansanta

High Times

Therapist: "So what's been on your mind?"

Me: "Well if the plural of mouse is mice, why is it houses and not hice?"

#cursed #funny #help #i dont know #im too high for this #how do i tag this

gifbro

4gifs

Soup-serving robot fail. [video]

mistertotality

Simone Giertz, the self-proclaimed “Queen of Shitty Robots.” She intentionally engineers terrible robots just for fun.

blenderweaselhasopinions

everything this woman makes is goddamn fantastic

welcometonerdland-deactivated20

dickslapthestate

So I went to her YouTube channel cuz I was like “yo I want some more funny robot videos.

Turns out:

Her latest update on twitter just came out less than a day ago:

Hopefully, her recovery goes well.

On a lighter note, when she discussed the possibility of going blind in one eye as a result of the surgery she got a comment:

draciformes

She’s recovering wonderfully and she is not blind and doesnt have any complications! And she rented a full workshop, she used to work literally on the other side of her tiny basically one or two room house but now she has a whole workshop! I’m so happy for her

ravenhexxx

This made my fucking day…..I usually only blog about Witchy things but .this just made me smile and laugh so….what is more bewitching that a smile and a laugh …..so fuck it …posted

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tenaflyviper

If you can’t find a place on your blog for Patrick Stewart in a bathtub dressed like a lobster, then your blog probably doesn’t deserve such majesty anyway.