obnoxiously gay

Redd, any pronouns. 21 years of bullshitting art and I still have no idea what I'm doing-give me drawing requests. Nothing NSFW though, unless I'm being paid for it.

[sushi-stims]

Applin stimboard !

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[paper-mario-wiki]

UNRESTRAINED SUMMER FUN

[skodasforge]

“It’s photoshopped” honestly in the age of AI that has a homey sort of nostalgia to it. Remember when people used to put effort into faking things?

[2dmax]

dragon ref sheet for @wyrmoftheweb 🐉❄️

50% off most commissions for my winter sale on vgen

[byjove]

there was a person (presumably cis man) on my post about discharge bleaching fabrics who was like “I did not need to know that 🤢” you don’t want to know fun vagina facts? you don’t think acid pussy is super interesting? where is your curiosity and whimsy, bro? 😔

[liturgist]

what animal are u/would u be

dog/wolf

cat/big cat

bunny

deer

raccoon

fish/shark

fox

snake/lizard/other reptile

frog/axolotl other amphibian

rat/mouse

bird (specify?)

other? (specify)

Voting ended onDec 15, 2025

[talesfromtreatment]

While I have no idea if The Programs™ are still going in your messages, a broad question/silly one to maybe break that up a little!

At current what's your favorite interactions with critters/what's one of your personal top tier Critter Shenanigans you've witnessed?(either a clients or your own)

Me: ooh! This is a fun question! Let's see...

My brain, INSTANTLY: I have never seen an animal before in my life 404 memory not found

5 minutes later: Oh! Bonnet, the little kitten that insisted on sitting on top of my head is probably my favorite

[talesfromtreatment]

[ashburntcat]

with supervision as provided by the diligent bonnet. perfect

[sexhaver]

if nothing else at least ive made it to my big age of 31 without getting reflexively mad at people half my age coming up with new memes. getting genuinely mad about shit like "6 7" is one of the early warning signs of aging into a Republican

[i-give-you-a-fish]

Hey, can I have a fish?

You get a Pink Slamon

Oncorhynchus gorbuscha

[inbabylontheywept]

Slamon

[murderandjam]

Slamon

[i-give-you-a-fish]

FUCK

[wyrmoftheweb]

modifying the "telepathic dragon-rider bond" trope by having direct brain to brain communication between rider and dragon facilitated by surgical implants in both of their brains. modifying the "linked lifespans" trope by having the implant fry the brain of the surviving half of the pair.

[wyrmoftheweb]

btw the dragons in this are weiirddd they are from a mirror dimension. they're not very nice to look at. they're kind of fleshy and very delicate and so they have to be put in armor if they're going to move around a lot.

it's impossible for humans to perceive the other dimension or for dragons to perceive the human dimension without getting "lost," a phenomenon in which one's mind perceives a different dimension than the one it's in, leading to sensory confusion, panic, and eventual brain death. thus, the necessity for a linked pair.

the implant is put in before the dragon hatches from its (stolen) egg, so it can be fed little bits and pieces of regular earth stimulus from the human mind.

[wyrmoftheweb]

hard for me to design a dragon i find bad to look at so I’ve been playing w it. tried to add details that we normally associate with animals (or ourselves) being sick and uncomfortable

[skautism]

[yeahponcho]

okay remember. you gotta bite it

[byjove]

[ashburntcat]

i like how the only two amiibo that aren't related to splatoon are both just. birbs. gimme revali and gimme tulin (the best boy ever)

[horsefigureoftheday]

I love you Sebago, I would die for you Sebago

[fern-tdvuh]

Ok first I need everyone to know that the owner posted another picture of Sebago and like. She could easily be a moose for Halloween.

Also, the official Guinness World Record for tallest mule was a dude named Apollo, who was the same height but weighed in at 100lbs heavier.

[huariqueje]

Wave in Backlight - Peter Witt

German , b. 1966 -

Oil on canvas, 80 x 80 cm.

[starberry-cupcake]

[battlecrazed-axe-mage]

Yesterday I was eating hibachi shrimp (mmm shrimp) and was suddenly struck by the thought of polling people on whether or not they, too enjoy shrimp. And then I could make the no-answer answer "shrimps is bugs." But wait! Surely this would then become the most attractive option, skewing the results. So to combat this, I thought, I would need to add two additional options: "shrimps is good and bugs" and "shrimps is bad and bugs". So,

Shrimps?

Shrimp is good

Shrimp is bad

Shrimps is bugs

Shrimps is good and bugs

Shrimps is bad and bugs

Voting ended onJul 27, 2025

Did I do it. Did I get a good grade in tumblr poll