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ashley | 19 | she/her | ny & ma I think I'm funny but I'm not

[ziraseal]

You, a gay: I love you

Me, a gay intellectual: Tu es mon Totino

[mischiefissirius-deactivated201]

being gay is way more fun when you have someone to be gay with

[schizoidprince]

my form of communication is as follows: 

two worded phrases

the word “wow” in different tones 

occasional “oh my god” 

nodding and shaking head 

[folktaylor]

if 2017 could give me a cute girl to kiss that’d be gr8

[ashcavs]

me: *sighs*

friend: what's wrong?

me: heteronormativity

[dailymckinnon]

[meanplastic]

What's your favorite anime??

I’m a christian

[ashcavs]

ZodiacCity Chat | Leo + Capricorn

Leo: I did my best. If they like it, they like. If they don't, they don't. It's not gonna ruin my day.

Capricorn: True that. Some people are NOT going to like it but that's how it goes, you know.

Leo: *blank stare*

Capricorn: What happened?

Leo: They WILL like it.

Capricorn: You just said ---. Never mind.

[onlytwitterpics]

[b-e-e-l-i]

SHE DROVE ME HERE

[speedlimit15]

I’m so happy for him…

[diantha]

IMPORTANT UPDATE ON THE SITUATION!

[paleoliths]

i arrive at the panera

bagel: toasted

cheese: creamed

dick: out

[paleoliths]

i am forcibly escorted out of the panera

[littleblackmaps]

honestly can we please bring back pushing daisies it’s like the only supernatural show i could see without turning my resolution all the way up every single show about anything remotely supernatural needs to pay the damn electric bill i am so tired

[elouiseattheplaza-unused]

Hey ur rlly cute hmu -Ellen

my husband follows me ellen

[kalimeg]

hi @fuck-thy-hater 😉

[ashcavs]

ellen how dare you i thought we had something special

[scrapbby]

If I consider you a close friend chances are I’m gonna be at least a little gay with you

[jennbunni]

#once i went overboard with the gay and now she’s my gf

[cattink]

i still don’t find channing tatum attractive but i appreciate his role in the world as a chaotic good jock

[pauljpeg]