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grvanthudson:
“I believe someone has accidentally sent me a package of 50 Shade ‘limited collection’, complete with its bonus toys and everything. I have no fucking idea know what to do with them. Should I burn the books but keep the toys around or should I just toss them all away?” Grant muttered outloud as he sipped his cup of coffee. “Keeping those atrocious books is not an option.”
“GEEZ. I FEEL HORRIBLE FOR YOU.” Although the series cracked him up, Jacob knew they were a nightmare to some individuals ; he had seen a few of his buddies lose hope in humanity over those piles of shit. “You could give them to me, I’ll pass them down to someone else. It’s like passing a curse.”
adrianort:
“A knight in shining armor appears.” Adrian returned the pearly white smile and finished his beer in a short moment. He counted himself lucky that the man agreed to give him a reason - There weren’t too many appealing people around the stuffy restaurant after all. Even the older woman in the table next to theirs was giving him the eyes and the rescue couldn’t have come at a better time. “I freaking love arcades, let’s go.” But before leaving the table, Adrian left a hundred dollar bill on the date’s side of the arrangement. She would be disappointed, angry, all of the above but the dread of staying any longer got Adrian to move, his feet already urging him to get to the exit before the lady returned. “I swear I keep getting set up with the dullest people. I owe you my life, man. I felt the tug of death at my throat already.” He laughed, feeling renewed with his usual energy once the dinner was left behind. “You’re not leaving someone behind too, are you? It’s rare for decent guys to come here alone.”
A CHUCKLE ESCAPED from the bartender’s lips, glad to have gotten him agreeing to the proposal. It had been such a dull evening that he required a conversation with a stranger albeit an attractive one and an offer for a random escapade to turn his night better. At first he’d been concerned that he’d be judged as strange or too forward with the advent but the approval sent butterflies to his cheeky smile. “Oh, I’ve had my fair share of stodgy dates, they’re the absolute worst.” He said while he chuckled. “No, really. I was just enjoying a drink all by myself and trying to catch a hunk in distress or two. Looks like it’s my lucky night.” He laughed. “Name’s Jacob.”
adrianort:
Blind dates were awful. Adrian wasn’t one to go out on them voluntarily but somehow someone always set him up with someone for some reason. It was all confusing and ended with the date getting their heart broken in the end. This time it was a woman, a young woman, called there by Adrian’s uncle. They’d apparently make a beautiful couple and produce many beautiful babies. Adrian wasn’t remotely excited about any of those aspects and while the date kept on yammering about her heritage and how she spoke five languages fluently, he was surfing the rest of the crowd with his eyes. He almost missed when the tiresome lady left for the toilet and that’s when he saw the opportunity to get away. “Wanna save me from the worst arranged date in history? I need a reason to leave.” He spoke to the person who had caught his eye when they were about to pass his table. “I’ll buy you a beer or whatever, just please get me out of here before I die of boredom.”
TRUTH BE TOLD, Jacob had been eying the man, who WOULDN’T, for the past thirty minutes with a sazerac in his hands and a finite smile. Not only was he CUTE, but honest to god Jacob could relate to the situation too well. Bad dates were defiitely not something he wasn’t familiar with. He was a bartender with GOOD LOOKS and a charming personality, those were enough foundations to beseech a magnet to all kinds of things including several shoddy times with those who’d thought they’d ever grow a chance with him. Feeling amused and simultaneously URGED to rescue the man, Jacob let his feet drift toward where he was sitting. “That’s exactly why I’m here right now.” Flash of white teeth. “Come on. I know this small arcade nearby. We could hide there.”
* text | jacob
louis: well depends. did you enjoy it?
louis: if yes then you're welcome darling
jacob: kind of. but you're not a child right?
jacob: cuz if you are then that's fucked up
* text | open
louis: shit shit shit sorry about that
louis: that picture... i did not mean to send that to you
louis: i know it's pretty lewd so
louis: can you like remove it? thanks.
jacob: WHOAAA DUDE.
jacob: what a way to start my morning
jacob: dunno whether to say thanks or sorry... for you
paige--leigh-anne:
“I’m not going to lie to you, I normally don’t care for valentines day. But, this year I’m really feeling the love. I guess something’s in the air.”
" I’M ONLY FEELING THE FOOD and desperation for some good ass fuck. The ultimate light of this tunnel afterall. ” Jacob muttered in a hum as he took a rather huge chunk of the bagel he had just bought. “ Sorry, not exactly a ROMANTIC. ”
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g-rantedwards:
Grant was just taking a break, some fresh air and catch a breather. Felt like everyone wanted something from him and it made him want to tug on his long hair. He could’ve snapped at the stranger coming up to him and having the nerve to ask for something from him. The world just takes and takes. “Yeah. Need a lighter too?”
HE WAS NO MIND READER but he could spot annoyance when he saw one. It was a SKILL he had to hone if he wanted to remain a decent bartender ; some schmucks enjoyed coming over to the bar with the intention of staring shit and Jacob had to be able to discover the looming signs before shit started hitting the fan. Watching facial expressions became somewhat of a MUNDANE activity. “ Sure. If that’s okay with you. ” He replied. “ Tough day? ”
sampsonqmalley:
Sampson always found it fun to get himself into bars and clubs. He knew no one was going to serve him alcohol, not with his little baby-face and him obviously being underage. But he still thought it was fun to try and get drinks and just have the best time he could manage to have. So being out and about made him really happy. No one inside had given him drinks, but he was still enjoying himself by talking to others around. For now, though, he just sat outside to relax for a second and breathe. Sam was a little surprised when the man walked up to him, but he smiled nonetheless. “I do. But what do I gain from giving you one?” He asked, a teasing smile on his face. In truth, he didn’t care, he was willing to give the man one for nothing in return. But tonight he was in a playful mood and he wanted to tease.
WHILE JACOB WASN’T IN THE MOOD to play games he knew he couldn’t always get what he desired without a little bit of EFFORT ; and in comparison to the assholes scattered inside, this young boy’s smart ass behavior was pale. He had to stop and let his mind thump around trying to contemplate for the best options he could possibly offer. The boy didn’t look OLD enough to be permitted inside so he could use that to his advantage. Corrupting the youth had always been a guilty pleasure of his anyway, nothing too inappropriate but enough to introduce some to the wilder ways of living. “ You get to have a drink or two with me. ” More like under his watch but he was not going to ruin his chances by saying that. “ Good enough? ”
mxrileythomas:
Riley had been sitting at the bar for a couple hours and had seen the way that some dicks at the bar had been treating the staff. As a bartender themself, they felt for the workers. People could be real assholes sometimes. Eventually they’d come out for some fresh air and a smoke, trying to decide whether or not to head back home instead. When they heard someone ask for a cigarette, they turned to face them. They instantly recognized the guy as one of the staff at the bar. “Yeah, no problem,” they replied, digging their back out of their jacket pocket and offering it to him. “I was about to smoke one anyways.”
JACOB COULDN’T BE MORE GRATEFUL for the other person’s presence ; god knows what could happen if he didn’t get his FIX. It wasn’t really to say Jacob was an addicted smoker per se but the current stress he was experiencing could seriously drive him INSANE within any minute. He didn’t function so well under a lot of stress. The last thing he wanted to happen was for him to lose all control of himself and freak out. He would lose his one and only job if that were to ever HAPPEN. “ Thanks, you’re a saint. ” Jacob exclaimed with a growing grin on his lips. “ Can I keep you company? ”
alice--griffin:
Alice had been undecided on whether she actually wanted to go to a bar tonight or not. She knew she shouldn’t and with her newly acquired stash, she knew she should stay away from alcohol for a bit. Either way, she’d found herself on the street and was about to walk into the bar when she heard someone address her. She turned around and gave him a nod. “Yeah, of course.” She knew she spent way too much money on cigarettes but she didn’t really mind sharing. Of all her bad habits, this was the one she was least worried about kicking. She reached into her bag to pull out her own pack, took out two cigarettes, and handed him one. “You got a light?”
FEELING DELECTATION SKIM THROUGH his bones, Jacob bowed his head in gratitude. While he didn’t feel much like himself today, he was glad there was some good natured people out there ; at least from what he had seen she didn’t appear to be as SKETCHY as the ones who were meddling around in his bar. “ Thanks. ” He replied in a simple tone yet his eyes were shining with a slight tint of hope. Hope that the remainder of his day would not turn out as bad as it had already been. He nodded and pulled a lighter, handing it to her. “ Here by yourself? ”
Countdown to SH S3: 65 Days | 13 Days of Matthew Daddario {Day 13}
TO SAY JACOB WAS EXHAUSTED would be the understatement of the year ; he had been dealing with rude patrons all day and he was so close to kissing the ground once his boss finally allowed him to take a break from his shift. Sure he had been working as a bartender for a really long time now but sometimes it was still difficult to keep his composure when the costumers decided emotionally harassing him and the other workers would be a brilliant idea. He sighed and walked outside the bar. He searched through his pockets but cursed when he realized he didn’t bring his pack of cigarettes. Jacob didn’t feel like going inside again so he looked around and approached the nearest person. “Hey there. Got a smoke?”