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leidensygdom

(i mean this lovingly as a team mystery person)

weaselknievel

*introducing myself to the guards who caught me* seized to meet you

stonelions

he thinks he's being so smooth with his little face on my leg. i SEE you, villain

vanillray

TURN ON THE TV DOESNT MATTER WHAT CHANNEL

sadclowncentral

my friends held an intervention for me to "stop asking intimidately specific questions". i tried to explain that i am just a good listener but there is apparently "a line between follow-up questions during small talk and interrogation tactics that gets crossed sometimes". turns out my curious nature is "scaring the hoes"

sadclowncentral

when i asked for examples i was told that "do you think your tendency to show appreciation through restoration is part of a greater life philosophy or is that coincidental?" and "is your communication with allied forces satellite or radar based and is it vurnerable to cyber attacks?" are apparently "inappropriate questions to ask someone you just met at a club". but i disagree. as if you wouldn't be a little bit curious about the answer? yeah that's what i thought

sadclowncentral

[ID: question by anonymous: did they answer the question though ///end ID]

the navy officer i asked about cyber attacks did answer my question very thoroughly. he also answered other questions such as "when refueling on sea, which boat is the primary course holder?" and "would switching to another government branch affect your retirement benefits?" and generally provided a lot of information over the course of a fascinating hour that as a former government employee myself i am pretty sure he should not have told me. but i also think he would have told me his social security number if i asked nicely (i didn't, I was busy learning about the tactical advantages of speedboats).

the guy obsessed with boat refurbishment that i asked about his tendency towards preservation gave me a really haunted look, said "holy fuck" and then after a moment of consideration "i think i am too drunk. i'm going home" and proceeded to leave. in my defense, it was well and truly meant as genuine curiosity and not as the attempt at psychological warfare it turned out to be. he unfortunately did not answer my question.

...he was also the catalyst for the intervention i received.

once-a-polecat

Fascinated by the fact that "guy obsessed with boat refurbishment" is considered one of "the hoes."

paradise-sys

hey wanna know a secret

swagdinner

yeah what is it

paradise-sys

its behind the read more button

swagdinner

nothin there

fugitiverabbit

Hello! ✨ I'm Ruby, I'm a fat & queer artist and my art is focused on showing how beautiful, magical, and fun fat folks are with dashes of my love for nature and animals throughout! 🌿✨

I also run http://fatphotoref.com

links: http://beacons.ai/fugitiverabbit

starofhisheart

Happy pride to those 5 seconds where Charlie Swan thought Jacob was coming out to him in the most insane way possible

phantomrose96

Coworker (60) was cursing under his breath to himself trying to get something to work on his computer. Other coworker (25) asked, "Are you winning son?" which went unanswered for quite a while, until finally coworker (60) very quietly went "..........'son'?"

talkwithtatsu

It's Gay Rights Gengar Friday

wizard-at-large

This, too, is yuri

floradore-deactivated20250815

Is there a reversed version of this I can use to tell my lesbian friends I think they’re a bad fit?

talkwithtatsu

It's Gay Wrongs Gengar Monday

softichill

I think abt this tiktok all the time

thesadcyborg9million

Diversity hire bryson ur absolutely slaying

jehovahhthickness

Praying that $1500 randomly comes to you when you need it the most this year.

jehovahhthickness

Okay inflation is crazy.

We bumping up the price to $15,000 for 2026.

How do I explain to you people that interracial relationships are okay

Not every white person dating a POC is fetishizing. White people can be respectful and responsible when it comes to culture and relationships and not everyone has bad intentions.

Asian people can date Black people without you saying shit like “your kids will be so pretty” they’re not dating for pretty kids. They’re dating bc they like each other.

Someone can dress their partner in clothing from their culture if they want. Someone can take their partner to cultural events if they want.

People in relationships can share cultures, experiences and love without it being toxic or skin deep.

Their partner isn’t culturally appropriating. Their partner is being shown the ultimate form of love, bc their partner trusts them and loves them enough to share their history and heritage.

Yeah, dating someone from your culture is nice bc you automatically have similar experiences. But you’re not limited to dating people with the same experiences. Loving someone is sharing and growing and being together.

Interracial relationships aren’t always toxic, and some of y’all need to stop projecting onto other people.

spoonoftar

👆 THIS 👆 👏👏👏

the-real-gingakid

Calling ineterracial relationships toxic or fetishizing just seem like anti race mixing or racism with extra steps

skyhon

This reminded me of this

squipedmew

this is like 50% of tumblr’s user base summarized

creatingblackcharacters

Adding "you would be friends with Hitler if he liked vocaloid" to that same list as "y'all would fuck a fence if it was white"

duckbunny

you are fifteen thousand generations removed from stone tools

duckbunny

to be clear you are fifteen thousand generations removed from the invention of stone tools. not from the end of stone tools. modern humans are still using stone tools.