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I wish that all the fics i like were podfics with professional audio quality too so i could listen to them while drawing fanart of the characters đđđ
I love kidfics so much, and that has absolutely NOTHING to do with my love of ABO. Absolutely nothing.
Professor: âDo a summer project to keep your creative muscles stretched!â
Me:
Iâm making stickers :3
Note: I have 7 more dinosaur stuffed animals to sketch
Professor: âDo a summer project to keep your creative muscles stretched!â
Me:
Iâm making stickers :3
Professor: âDo a summer project to keep your creative muscles stretched!â
Me:
Yâall I havenât been this invested in a fandom since The Magnus Archives back in the pandemic era.
I love this fandom so much.
However, I have to askâŚ
WHY IS THIS A TAG?
AND WHY ARE THERE SO MANY FICS???
End of the semester, you know what that means! Time to throw away all of the
Accidental Science Experimentsâ˘ď¸
growing in food containers all over your dorm!
you know when the MC gets kidnapped and their love interest is like âiâll burn the whole world down to find themâ and then in the next chapter with the same events but from the MCâs perspective theyâre like âheâd burn down the whole world to find me đ â but the BBEG is like ânuh uh your love interest doesnât give a shit about you!â and then the MC starts to believe it bc they have no self esteem BUT THEN the love interest shows up, kicks the BBEGâs ass, and rescues the MC BECAUSE HE WOULD BURN DOWN THE WHOLE WORLD TO FIND YOU BABE!!!!
Shane doesnât drink a lot so when he does he gets white girl wasted. Heâs messy, heâs horny, heâs unfiltered and if you take your eyes off him for more than a minute youâve lost him. heâs slippery.
Youâd think Ilya would be the caretaker in this situation but no- Ilya is equally smashed heâs just way too overconfident with it and starts table dancing and really feeling himself (itâs a gay bar.) so lo and behold Troy and Harris have to wrangle them both and get them into an uber before they make headlines
Thinking about Shane Hollanderâs beautiful mind. And how he might one day
âSo itâs my birthday next weekâ
âI knowâ
âI was thinking of asking for something from you as a⌠like⌠I donât know. Anyway it might be too much to ask for itâs okay if you donât want to butâŚâ
âWhat is it Hollander. I am very rich. You cannot scare me.â
âNo no itâs not something you buy I was just thinking it would be nice to turn my brain off for that day. I mean it would be a lot of work so like no pressure to agree or anything.â
âIâm not followingâ
âCould you like tell me what to do all day? Make it so I donât have to make any choices? It would just be for my birthday. Itâs just that I hate making choices. It would be work. I canât imagine having to do it for two people. Again you can say no.â
They talk about it more and Ilya is getting harder every second as Shane explains that he wants ilya to have complete and utter control of him. He wants to not get out of bed until Ilya tells him he wants to eat what Ilya has him make and stop when Ilya tells him to. He wants to get fucked when Ilya wants and sit where Ilya tells him to and if Shaneâs parents have dinner with the two of them that evening he wants Ilya to tell him what to order and squeeze his hand when heâs supposed to talk and he wants to not think about anything for a second.
Itâs his birthday, he deserves a treat.
âShane⌠love of my life⌠does it have to just be on your birthday?â
shane âfind me in the futureâ hollander and ilya âthere you are sweetheart. iâve been looking everywhere for youâ rozanov
Broke: Shane and Ilya have crazy wild sex on their wedding night
Woke: Shane and Ilya have the sappiest lovey doviest sex while whispering sweet nothings and saying "I love you" over and over on their wedding night
Bespoke: Shane and Ilya get so drunk/tired at their wedding that the wedding night is just laying in bed giggling at each other while Shane says "Ya tebya lyublyu" and Ilya said "Ilya Hollander." Yes they both wake up with terrible hangovers
(I have not read the books so if this goes against book canon IDC in the slightest)
i feel like after hollanov goes public they absolutely get asked who bottoms, and while shane has a perfectly professional âthat is a deeply personal question and i would prefer my relationship not be boiled down to cheap stereotypesâ statement prepared (if he even dignifies them with a response), ilya just says shit like âis me, i am bottom, love to get dicked down by hollander, what you donât think big tough russian can take it like a man?â and nobody quite knows if heâs kidding or not
Me when my latest fanfic genre is vampires but itâs fucking April
âMy babies!â
I say about two full-grown adult men who starred in a show about sex.
I love scrolling through Tumblr after telling myself I canât read more fics today and immediately finding fic recs lmaooooooooo