“Design is Everything!”

• Quote by Paul Rand • • College art student • • They/Them • • please help • • Drawing is fun, I do that sometimes! • • Scream about my interests with me! •

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I wish that all the fics i like were podfics with professional audio quality too so i could listen to them while drawing fanart of the characters 😭😭😭

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I love kidfics so much, and that has absolutely NOTHING to do with my love of ABO. Absolutely nothing.

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Professor: “Do a summer project to keep your creative muscles stretched!”

Me:

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I’m making stickers :3

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Note: I have 7 more dinosaur stuffed animals to sketch

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Professor: “Do a summer project to keep your creative muscles stretched!”

Me:

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I’m making stickers :3

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Professor: “Do a summer project to keep your creative muscles stretched!”

Me:

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Y’all I haven’t been this invested in a fandom since The Magnus Archives back in the pandemic era.

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I love this fandom so much.

However, I have to ask…

WHY IS THIS A TAG?

AND WHY ARE THERE SO MANY FICS???

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End of the semester, you know what that means! Time to throw away all of the

Accidental Science Experiments™️

growing in food containers all over your dorm!

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you know when the MC gets kidnapped and their love interest is like “i’ll burn the whole world down to find them” and then in the next chapter with the same events but from the MC’s perspective they’re like “he’d burn down the whole world to find me 😠” but the BBEG is like “nuh uh your love interest doesn’t give a shit about you!” and then the MC starts to believe it bc they have no self esteem BUT THEN the love interest shows up, kicks the BBEG’s ass, and rescues the MC BECAUSE HE WOULD BURN DOWN THE WHOLE WORLD TO FIND YOU BABE!!!!

[themoonandmyman]

Shane doesn’t drink a lot so when he does he gets white girl wasted. He’s messy, he’s horny, he’s unfiltered and if you take your eyes off him for more than a minute you’ve lost him. he’s slippery.

You’d think Ilya would be the caretaker in this situation but no- Ilya is equally smashed he’s just way too overconfident with it and starts table dancing and really feeling himself (it’s a gay bar.) so lo and behold Troy and Harris have to wrangle them both and get them into an uber before they make headlines

[4me2knowandyou2wonder]

Thinking about Shane Hollander’s beautiful mind. And how he might one day

“So it’s my birthday next week”

“I know”

“I was thinking of asking for something from you as a… like… I don’t know. Anyway it might be too much to ask for it’s okay if you don’t want to but…”

“What is it Hollander. I am very rich. You cannot scare me.”

“No no it’s not something you buy I was just thinking it would be nice to turn my brain off for that day. I mean it would be a lot of work so like no pressure to agree or anything.”

“I’m not following”

“Could you like tell me what to do all day? Make it so I don’t have to make any choices? It would just be for my birthday. It’s just that I hate making choices. It would be work. I can’t imagine having to do it for two people. Again you can say no.”

They talk about it more and Ilya is getting harder every second as Shane explains that he wants ilya to have complete and utter control of him. He wants to not get out of bed until Ilya tells him he wants to eat what Ilya has him make and stop when Ilya tells him to. He wants to get fucked when Ilya wants and sit where Ilya tells him to and if Shane’s parents have dinner with the two of them that evening he wants Ilya to tell him what to order and squeeze his hand when he’s supposed to talk and he wants to not think about anything for a second.

It’s his birthday, he deserves a treat.

“Shane… love of my life… does it have to just be on your birthday?”

[peachyjude]

shane “find me in the future” hollander and ilya “there you are sweetheart. i’ve been looking everywhere for you” rozanov

[extra-banana]

Broke: Shane and Ilya have crazy wild sex on their wedding night

Woke: Shane and Ilya have the sappiest lovey doviest sex while whispering sweet nothings and saying "I love you" over and over on their wedding night

Bespoke: Shane and Ilya get so drunk/tired at their wedding that the wedding night is just laying in bed giggling at each other while Shane says "Ya tebya lyublyu" and Ilya said "Ilya Hollander." Yes they both wake up with terrible hangovers

(I have not read the books so if this goes against book canon IDC in the slightest)

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i feel like after hollanov goes public they absolutely get asked who bottoms, and while shane has a perfectly professional “that is a deeply personal question and i would prefer my relationship not be boiled down to cheap stereotypes” statement prepared (if he even dignifies them with a response), ilya just says shit like “is me, i am bottom, love to get dicked down by hollander, what you don’t think big tough russian can take it like a man?” and nobody quite knows if he’s kidding or not

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Me when my latest fanfic genre is vampires but it’s fucking April

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“My babies!”

I say about two full-grown adult men who starred in a show about sex.

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I love scrolling through Tumblr after telling myself I can’t read more fics today and immediately finding fic recs lmaooooooooo