Bisexual Dean Winchester

🩷💜💙 She/They/He No I don't watch Supernatural 🩷💜💙

[ashhx2]

I post a lot for a boy who hates every word he says

[ashhx2]

its pride month, you know what that means! Time to project my identity onto the Guy of the Month :)

[x3l1ths-b4n3]

I JUST FINISHED BOTH SFAWTDE AND DAWTDE IM GOING TO THROW UP AND CRY

[ashhx2]

texting my family group chat like I'm burning alive but it's just a Super Big Spider outside my bedroom door at 2am and I'm begging someone to kill it but it turns out it's somehow a cricket???

[ashhx2]

Mom: hey can you maybe go to sleep at 9pm

Girl who's had sleeping issues for 12 years and hates herself every time she ends up awake until 2am: okay

[genderfluid-offical]

"explain your answer" no. i used a calculator, and i do not care about this class

[ashhx2]

FUCKKK bro why'd he have to go left now I'm sobbing in my bedroom at 4am and woke up my mom

[ashhx2]

Does WD40 taste like that because they got Scott Summers nuttin in the can or what

[ashhx2]

being best friends with my mother's friend is so funny because i—minor—will send him shit like "NOTHING BETTER THAN MOUNTIN DEW IN A CUP AT 6AM WHERE THE VUP HAVE NO LID AND NO STRAW AND YIU CAN SEE HER." at midnight on Discord and this is genuinely an adult man with a job and a girlfriend

[pangur-and-grim]

I've been told the pet play cannot contain talk of euthanasia

[schlorb]

White boy ALARMS Chinese restaurant staff by bursting into PERFECT Tears instead of ordering

[ashhx2]

Yumeshipping imagine! 🍰🍒✨

your F/O, seeing you're on your period, offers to rip out your uterus for you to rid the cramps. Or gives you some medicine, water, and spoons you, if they're not violent! And vice versa, with you helping them if they have cramps as well.

[ashhx2]

When I get too comfortable so I remind myself that I refused to watch Bluey until I accidentally watched Sleepytime and it hit too close to home

[ashhx2]

Guys they put me in The Cube of Loving Remy Lebeau don't try saving me from it 👅👅

[ashhx2]

yayyy

i finally beat the game after, like, three weeks? No clue. And sum choices r becuz I was playing w/ Content Aware and just chose the love ending but shhh

[hashemovitch]

shawty with daddy issues after a negative phone call with their father: the two older men in my laundry room would never treat me like this

[ashhx2]

Reminder that if you're the child of someone (or two people!!) who wears glasses, go borrow a pair of their glasses and see if anything in your life improves!