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ash | she/her | shitpost enthusiast | my me me = edit/shitpost tag | ash vocals = talk/text post tag | good vibes

[mottledhoudan]

[12beaches]

june has had enough

[mottledhoudan]

june strikes again

[transdonaldduck]

Sorry I can’t go to work it’s a national holiday

[wondersmith-and-sons]

listen, yeah, tumblr is unhinged and full of clowns but it’s unhinged in a way that has coherence. the clownery has continuity. you could reference memes from 6 years ago and people would still get it. you could make jokes from long-dead shows and someone could still understand the weird cryptic hieroglyphic language of internet culture. there’s institutional memory here. where else am i gonna get that? twitter? twitter is just 5-minute rage cycles and blue check marks with brainrot and too much hubris

[valtsv]

girls night! *gets horribly lost in the labyrinthine catacombs beneath the city and chased by creatures and beings*

[whitepeopletwitter]

[justgirlythings]

Well… since a thread blew up on twitter about me being a lesbian I thought I’d officially just reintroduce myself to those of you who don’t know. My name’s Becky. I created this blog when I was 13 with the help of a few girls. Honestly, it was a joke that kind of blew up. Somehow I brought joy to girls and boys all across the world (”justgirlythings” but literally any man or woman could laugh/relate to this blog) and that’s all I really could’ve asked for when creating this. The above picture is me and my fiancée Chelsi. 

I’d like to thank you all for coming along on this journey with me for the past decade. 

[ryeliths]

[sadhoc]

*hits you with my uke-ification beam*

[sadhoc]

[nepofledgling]

[winter-seance]

Night at the Museum 2

[maggins]

[expee]

[getmeclean]

Anonymously tell me what the fuck is wrong w me

[ashing]

the only crusty white dogs I’ll tolerate is Badboyhalo’s and technoblade’s dogs

[sloppystyle]

[stevenrogered]

it’s almost that time of the year again, so you know what that means

[gaynfl-moved]

[fullmetalfisting]

You know, that’s fair

[racethewind10]

#no this is NOT the year I stop reblogging the Folgers commercial #this place may be a hellsite but I observe its holy traditions - @nuttydame

[igonecrazy]

Just realised that if Donald Trump wins the presidential elections, it’ll be 5 years before we can even think about a canon Destiel.. Dammit America, what are you doing!

[heritageposts]

date of origin: 9th of november, 2016.

[atotalmess]

[kurtbrussels]

twitter thinks its the king of bullying but how many celebrities and companies has this site run off

[kurtbrussels]

twitter: i made fun of this persons appearance give me likes

tumblr: i brought yahoo to ruins and its shame was a reward in itself

[headspace-hotel]

not funny: bullying people

extremely funny: costing companies millions of dollars