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cherry valley forever
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styofa doing anything
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Three Goblin Art

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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Not today Justin
will byers stan first human second

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YOU ARE THE REASON

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Cutthroat Kitchen -- A Summary
Alton Brown: *auctions off lemon meringue pie*
Chef 1: *buys pie for $160 trillion dollars and gives it to Chef B* u look like u can handle this ;) ;) ;) ;)
Chef B: it OK i once ate a slice lemon meringue pie at my gran mama's when i was 8 yrs old so i kno exactly how to incorporate this into my chicken parmesean
Chef C: im super duper stoked i didnt get given this auction bc im already handcuffed naked to an elvis impersonator inside a fish tank n i have to do all my cooking on this antique shotgun from altons basement that he used to shoot cats when he was in middle school :)
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can you tell i am a pro at keeping track of my files
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If the purge was real you would catch me in a bullet proof car wearing a full bullet proof onesie with hella guns & knives breaking into Sephora, Ulta,Ā Barneys New York,Ā Nordstrom,Ā Saks Fifth Avenue, Yves Saint Laurent, & a pet store.
#honestly like fuck murder Iām trying to elevate my look
Iām just taking a new car⦠Like one that costs 100,000+
^^ yesss, iām stealing a car and 2 dogs. maybe go to the mall and steal from Sephora lol. no need to kill. what if the purge happened but everybody was calm about it. like, people just calmly stole shit? lol
Id break into whatever database I gotta break into and clear alllllll the student debt AND credit card debt (except white peoples id leave their debt) and then i would go stealing somewhere like h&m, pac sun (they got good jeans) and idk the grocery store.
^ gloria
Make America Brown Again šŗšø
I absolutely need this.
Call, break it offĀ Call, break my own heartĀ Maybe I would have beenĀ Something youād be good atĀ Maybe you would have beenĀ Something Iād be good atĀ But now weāll never knowĀ
If Snow White literally had ālips red as a rose, hair black as ebony, and skin white as snow,ā sheād look like a walking nightmare.
honestly this sounds like the description of a vampire. Which would also explain how she convinced seven dwarves to let her stay with them. How she could control some animals to do her bidding. How she could sleep for a long time without aging. Why the hunter betrayed the queen for her, and why the queen wanted her heart, so she could be sure she was killed properly.Ā
Shit, THIS is a retelling I want to read.
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a v nice pleasing art piece in my fav coffee shop yesterday w @lilac-moon šŗš yesterday felt like a condensed summer
iām too sensitive and iām literally always crying ?? why am i always crying ?? am i okay ? what am i even crying about ? fuck if i know
me while iām just living my life: yeah.. i donāt get it. just donāt understand any of this. like i justā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ donāt get it