what? oh sweetheart no, you're not weirding me out at all. you're weirding me in. keep talking, freak

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what? oh sweetheart no, you're not weirding me out at all. you're weirding me in. keep talking, freak
No more time to play, time for 30 Day Fiancé
I plugged 3 consoles into one A/V port for maximum gaming.
Battle for dominance in the game dome
oh to be a statue of a goddess covered in moss, somewhere in the garden of the enchanted ruins the castle left behind, for birds to take rest on my shoulders and for animals to sleep in front of my feet, for no ordinary humans to be reached
the earth's crispy crust allows we humans to trot our tender little hooves all over it without being scorched by magma
A non Corona meme for you.
#this is a family friendly movie
what in the screaming blue christ
he comin’
(via)
That thud that is heard when he lays his head down. I love it
@supreme-leader-stoat
Schools are suspended until further notice. With many workplaces also shut, notoriously absent Chinese fathers have been forced to stay home and entertain their children. Video clips of life under quarantine are trending on TikTok. Children were presumably glad to be off school – until, that is, an app called DingTalk was introduced. Students are meant to sign in and join their class for online lessons; teachers use the app to set homework. Somehow the little brats worked out that if enough users gave the app a one-star review it would get booted off the App Store. Tens of thousands of reviews flooded in, and DingTalk’s rating plummeted overnight from 4.9 to 1.4. The app has had to beg for mercy on social media: ‘I’m only five years old myself, please don’t kill me.’
Good to see the kids learning things
How would other races (elves, Dwarves, Orcs ect) folklore describe humans?
kinda like how boomers describe minorities
montalvomike:
“Dude I don’t know what the fuck happened. I was robbing some bitch and the next thing I know I’m being choked out by a fcker that can’t use his legs…..”
Handicapable.
Just awesome
THE GUY WITH THE CAUTION WET FLOOR SIGN THOUGH. HE IS MY HERO BECAUSE HE DIDN’T EVEN STOP HE JUST GRABBED IT LIKE ‘WEAPON GET’
IT’S NOT NECESSARY? STILL USING IT.
I’ve never actually seen what it looked like before Mt. Rushmore…it’s so saddening.
P r e a c h
it’s time
ITS NOT TIME ITS FUCKING MARCH I DONT WANT TO SEE THIS
it’s time
237 more days till halloween! ITS LIKE NEXT MONTH GUYS
I have a feeling someone had this queued for an entire year just so they could post this in march
I T S T I M E
ITS TIME
IT’S MARCH YOU ANIMALS
IT’S LITERALLY MARCH 8TH 2017 THE FUCK IS THIS DOING ON MY DASH
It’s time
When you’re in the 1400’s Florence and your buddy starts coughing
update: when you’re in Milan in 2020
kinda sucks for Zelda that she went to three sacred springs and heard nothing whereas Link can roll up to any dinky old goddess statue and Hylia’s just like, “oh hey man, what’s good, got any orbs?”
to be fair, link IS the goddesses chosen hero while zelda is just her reincarnation. I mean, if you peaced the fuck out and your body regularly tried to talk to you, would you respond? Fuck no, you just got rid of that shit. But that twink you like calls? hell yeah pick up