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twilight renaissance:
You’ve disappeared. Like everything else. Now who else can I talk to? I’m lost. When you left, and he left, you took everything with you.
i know in my heart that emmett and bella have not let jasper know peace since they first heard of the “vibe check!” meme
anyway if jasper is your favorite cullen you’re a whore
I always wondered what everyone did after resume was fully grown... like did they all go to school together then? Who's resume to them and who's Bella? Like I know the Cullen's barely have any brain cells but if you tell me that they just continue with the 'my super young and super hot doctor daddy and his absolutely stunning and also ridiculously young wife adopted a total of seven super pale, inhumanly gorgeous kids that aren't related but look the same and all have the same eye color because the fluorescents and also they all fuck each other' shit I'm screaming like bitch that's not how you blend in... and then imagine going to school with your parents like I want to cry. And Edward probably has to read so man horny teenage boys thought about fucking his daughter like no kidding he's still depressed and then imagine having a father who can literally read your mind! Dude Id cry, if I were resume I'd run off because we all know it's not easy to control your thoughts so just imagine her sitting in like French class and Edward and Bella are in the back and he's checking if she pays attention and she's just completely zoned out having vivid sex flashbacks like dude imagine the look on his face 👁👄👁
Okay I'm just gonna come out and say it...
Edwards hair in Twilight compared too his hair in Breaking Dawn is horrible. In Twilight his hair was perfect, New Moon it was alright but the movies after that it was awful. Thoughts... ??
major question: what were the Cullens doing during world war 2
not fucking eating nazis like they should have been
twilight + textposts: himbo edition
bonus:
i knew for a fact i could never be one of bella’s friends when they all just started chilling at lunch with edward after new moon like nothing ever happened. bella would absolutely kick me out of the group as soon as edward told her that every time she turns her head i stare at him like this
bella to her human friends after making the hot pale guy fall in love with her
Alice meeting Jasper in a small diner Philadelphia, Pennsylvania 1948 (colorized)
I know it’s very well known at this point, but damn the amount of times Bella just talks about wanting Edward to dick her down is INSANE like sis let’s turn it down a bit
Did you know?
Vegetarianism was invented in 2008, when Stephenie Meyer ordered the veggie plate in the cult film Twilight dir. Catherine Hardwicke.
ALICE’S HAIR EVERYTHING IN THE FIRST MOVIE WAS PERFECT AND EXTREMELY ICONIC AND IT HURTS ME SO MUCH KNOWING THAT IT ONLY LASTED ONE MOVIE.
I've said it before and I'll say it again
TWILIGHT'S PORTRAYAL OF TEENAGERS IN THE FIRST MOVIE IS FUCKING ICONIC
Finding Nemo – The twilight saga: New Moon – Parallels.
I couldn’t be the only one that noticed the similarities.
all im sayin is
Rosalie and Jasper after Edward exposed the family secret to Bella: