[videocraft]

[1dietcokeinacan]

My heart is so full

[lokisuggestion]

Listen. I am shown a great many catte images by my loyal adherents and followers. But this short film clip…is of a caliber beyond most others.

[polycement]

[air-raid-siren-sound-effect]

We’re killing our planet

[2headedgrrrl]

[10knotes]

My favorite Gordon Ramsay moment is when his food was too slow so he took a jog and then fell asleep

[gameraboy]

[draumboosky]

This man roofied his own drink

[thrukaloseyes]

Molly water

[77777777777777777777222-deactiv]

Hate being sober - chief keef feat 50 cent

[yonaguniman]

man got his OWN brand of molly pill. a flex.

[lhomme-boi-deactivated20140717]

[suyamashouji]

yeah i did like 100 push ups today

[glassbonespaperskin]

ready for school

[quank]

thanks baby kevin

[quank]

reblog to spread baby kevins love

[markv5]

Вставай, скоро молоко раздавать будут!…

[sergeantbabylegs-deactivated201]

[ranma-official]

the translation is significantly more Soviet in tone than the original, which is great

[gaylor-moon]

LMFAOOOOO BYE

[beaky-peartree]

don’t forget the best part

[homoslovenc]

[buttpoems]

a drawing about optimism

[lbm11-archive]

I don’t know why but that last line made me laugh really hard

[shesaysisweartoomuch]

this is one of my favourite comic strips of all time

[ruinedchildhood]

[bgjjgbjxxv-deactivated20200818]

Jake is such a mood

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via hbarinsky)

[thedarkperidot]

Dramatic snow leopard spots new camera in enclosure for the first time

[slumberinggirl-deactivated20210]

I love him

[ask-kitom]

He chonk

[candiikismet]

Lmaooooo

[pretentiouslimericks]

Same energy

[elmachetecriollo]

Literally every cat is the same

[banderboucher]

New Yorker Cartoon

Millennial holding newborn baby: Where the like button on this binch!!!

[betterthankanyebitch]

[srsfunny]

Wolves React To Gamekeeper Who Had Been Away On Maternity Leave

[iconuk01]

“WHERE’S YOUR PUPPY! WE WANNA SEE YOUR PUPPY! DID YOU JUST HAVE THE ONE? DO YOU HAVE THEM WITH YOU? ARE THERE PHOTOS?”

[tealdeertamer]

I’m not a hundred percent positive but I’m pretty sure this is the wild life center where I visited wolves.

And the safety briefing included the question “So if you’re pregnant, do you want to know or not?”

Turns out there had been a bit of an awkward situation once where the keepers had casually mentioned a woman’s pregnancy in a group, and she herself didn’t even know yet. Turns out the wolves are excellent at telling if you’re pregnant and the keepers can tell based on their body language.  They get all odd and careful around pregnancy. (Even wolves knows that you have to take care of pregnant people.)

So they definitely knew she was pregnant.

And if I remember my BBC documentaries right, a wolf will leave the pack to give birth and introduce the cubs to the pack once she feels ready for it. And maternity leave is flexible but often around 6 months so they’re going “YOU WERE GONE FOREVER! WE WERE SO WORRIED! WHERE ARE THE CUBS?? WE HAVE TO GREET THE CUBS!!“ 

Also the two on her back are fighting over who gets to greet her first. Giving and receiving attention is a commodity that goes by hierarchy and if you don’t accept that there will be scuffles.. The wolf lying down next to her isn’t chill about her coming back, it’s just submissive to the other wolves and waiting for it’s turn to show excitement.

[words4bloghere]

Now I can see why we domesticated these adorable jerks.

[stephendann]

Wolf packs have maternity leave?

[0x5742]

Wolves: better than American companies.