Wear Black Be Gold

M🌲ine // Orono // Junior // sc: ashleysmith2

[guilty-as-battery-charged-deact]

TV show idea: 

Baby boomers have to switch life situations with a millennial for a year. The millennial gets to live in their house (which they paid off like thirty or forty years ago) and work at their job that provides a good salary and benefits. The baby boomer has to live in the millennial’s shitty, overpriced apartment and struggle to pay rent and work a minimum wage part-time job as well as an unpaid internship in their (the baby boomer’s) field. 

The show can be called Switching Cribs and every time the baby boomer throws a tantrum a little cartoon of a baby crying appears in the corner of the screen. 

[misscheetahroo]

… …

Fund it.

[guilty-as-battery-charged-deact]

With what money

I’m a millennial 

[keithsweatshop]

[undereyelouisvuittons-deactivat]

The shame and panic u feel on iMessage when you’re trying to find the perfect emoji and you’re taking too long and they can see u typing for 4 minutes for a one sentence text

[undereyelouisvuittons-deactivat]

I need to hit a wider audience and reach out to the android market The shame and panic you feel when you’re using an android

[a6]

my fav pokemon go thing is when ur gps is recalibrating and ur avatar realizes its Not at Fuckass All in the right spot and it usain bolts 2 the correct location

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

[ashley-smithh]

What she texts: I'm finw

What she means: I'm fine

[bunney]

[oreosvevo]

when you get caught taking food without permission

[whatsacanada]

What do the bus drivers on field trips do while kids are on the field trip

[gwess]

[thelimeblood]

my mom is a school bus driver and i can confirm

[onlytwitterpics]

[onlytwitterpics]

[umlindsay]

[eastafrician-deactivated2018041]

being lowkey is the shit tbh ive been at peace for years while others out here beefing all day lmao

[weloveshortvideos]

[the-weird-wide-web]

i don’t even watch football but

[maxvista-deactivated20161110]

Bro

[nubiyenqueen]

Bruh

[artisticmuse-blog]

…

[datgirlwithdafro-deactivated201]

Damn he hurt my feelings and I don’t even care for Tennessee

[onlyblackgirl]

How does this even happen?

[racheldotgov-deactivated2016123]

this pool is jarring against the background of your californian McMansion….splurge on that house but not on an in-ground pool?

[professional-funposting]

That possibly dad individual on the right is so ripped what the heck

[racheldotgov-deactivated2016123]

it’s the laps he does in that pool every morning

[outofcontextfoodnetwork]

[weirdnessisgood]

[keyblack-hl]

it’s ihop