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I do what I want some times NSFW I'm on The mobile app 98% of the time.. So sry if I don't see your message you send me right away

[studentlifeproblems]

[max-thebrownhairlesbian]

me: *getting ready to sleep*

the demons in my head: cat.(ding ) I’m a kitty cat. and I dance dance dance.

me: what year am I in

[shadowdragonia]

[nerdgul]

This meme is so ancient most ppl who rebloged this prolly dont even know the video jingle this came from.

12 years. This meme is 12 years old

[ryrythescienceguy]

according to know your meme it’s actually 14 years old. as of today, coincidentally. happy birthday kitty cat dance thank you for your contribution to meme history

[ursawood]

mr tumblr staff my nipples are male presenting it’s fine

[thehappysatan]

lol i hate this site but its nightmarish hellscapes so often push people to the heights of internet humour, and i will miss it. 

[cutethingsforcats]

[cutethingsforcats]

[juliastiles]

[fuck-customers]

it is TRULY, TRULY AMAZING, how many FULLY grown, fully mentally abled adults don't understand the concept of sales tax. like how, HOW, HOW do you fail to grasp the concept of SALES TAX! youre like 50 dude!!!!!! did you just go through life never paying taxes? we all gotta do it, youre not fucking special. how the fuck are you gonna try to argue that my coworker put in the wrong thing when they literally showed you the screen with your order on it....fucking idiot

[dailyskyfox]

Here’s a good luck Skyfox for all you out there looking for a job! YOU CAN DO IT! SPAM THOSE CV’S, NAIL THOSE INTERVIEWS, DON’T GIVE UP AND YOU’LL GET THERE!! 💪🦊

[ultrafacts]

Source

Video of Tama

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[majikkant-deactivated20180504]

The picture in the background of the second one

[pizzaismylifepizzaisking]

Tama is boss

[ultrafacts]

[cat-fandom]

THE TRAINS HAVE CARTOON TAMAS ON THEM

[ultrafacts]

Sad update everyone, Tama recently passed away… An estimated 3,000 people, including railway officials, attended Tama the cat’s funeral on Sunday, days after she died of heart failure aged 16. [x]

[retro-geek-deactivated20220412]

For those who haven’t read articles about it, the local shrine elevated her to a god. She’s now the Eternal Stationmaster and patron god of the station.

[karinanotcinerina]

Beautiful.

[system-fail-ure-deactivated2021]

Now I’m crying thanks

[sapphic-matriarchy]

and a new cat was hired right?

[clarenecessities]

yep! her name is Nitama (essentially ”second tama” or “tama II”) and she served under Tama as an apprentice before being appointed her deputy

she works very hard

[beasti]

Everytime this crosses my dash, I reblog. It is the law.

[lafayettelabaguette]

Law

[tooiconic]

I’m crying at 11pm over train cats

[sighinastorm]

Nitama, already now a mature cat (born 2010), has a protege named Yontama (fourth Tama, b. 2016).  There is no information available for either the physical befellment or tragic self-disgrace which has removed Santama from contention.

^Nitama majestic, and below with Yontama

Yontama.

[linkislost]

a legacy

[bemusedlybespectacled]

okay but actually what happened to santama (or sun-tama-tama, which is her name because it’s a pun on santama) was that she was basically sent to train for the position in okayama and they liked her so much they refused to send her back

[kindaoffkilter]

“Sun-tama-tama” (a pun off of “Santama”, lit. “third Tama”) was a calico cat sent for training in Okayama. Sun-tama-tama was considered as a candidate for Tama’s successor, but the Okayama Public Relations representative who had been caring for Sun-tama-tama refused to give the cat up writing, “I will not let go of this child, she will stay in Okayama.” [25]

As of September 2018, Sun-tama-tama is working as the stationmaster in Naka-ku, Okayama and appears occasionally on Tama’s Twitter account.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

Every time I see this post there’s new info and it gets better

[amitybeans]

Detective Pikachu.

[meritaflower]

[alacerlucifer]

[electricbreeze]

Schrödinger’s boys

[klubbhead]

FUCK

[alphahoennomega]

What about cracking open a cold milkshake

[crystalsoulslayer]

As we all know, the milkshake brings the boys to the yard. The presence of the boys is a prerequisite for the cracking open of a cold one, but cold ones do not have any inherent boy-attracting abilities. Milkshakes, however, do. All else being equal, the boys would proceed to the milkshake yard. While it is possible to announce the presence of cold ones in the hope of attracting some boys, the pull of the milkshake is much more powerful by comparison.

[6qubed]

mind you, all of this nonsense hinges on whether or not the boys are back in town

[cutethingsforcats]

[hunger-of-a-dreamer-deactivated]

Tom Hardy and Riz Ahmed are reading IGN comments and Riz read the comment that said “ Venom vs. Predator vs. Alien “ and Tom’s immediate reactions was to say “GANG BANG” and then make a face of REGRET™

he sure as hell is one of us

[edenwolfie]

[antifamutant]

I think he’s years ahead of us.

[vvdotcom]

[arkvark2]

[hetalia-club]

genuinely enjoying and being okay with watching someone play video games rather than playing it yourself is younger sibling culture.

[flushed-emoji]

Whole heartily agree

[catchymemes]

This was George. He was a 9 year old Jack Russell who lived in the small town of Manaia, New Zealand. On April 29, 2007 he jumped into a losing fight with two Pit Bulls to protect two young children. According to witnesses he fought as hard as he could, but he never stood a chance and was severely mauled as the children were pulled to safety. George died from his wounds that afternoon at the vet.

[moonxtal]

The best boy

[journeythroughalife]

I’m full crying