Ashley :)

[carlutttra]

Just found this in my notes app. I have no idea WHEN my friend and I wrote this, and also WHAT THE F WERE WE ON???

„rudolf fiel tot um und der tod schmiss sein toten tuch teil auf ihn drauf, pickte ihn up und schmieß ihn samt gun in den orchester graben. dann ging er gracefully weg.

Jetzt war Rudolf happy

Ein paar szenen später bängte er rudolfs mutter.

Jetzt war Rudolf nicht mehr happy“

„und sie starben happily ever after“

„ende“

@ashleyvankrolock

[ashleyvankrolock]

Only thing I remember is that hearing about a gun falling in the orchestra is what prompted this, oh and that we were in school when writing this. 💀

[gabeofcrows]

post-ck kaz knows that wylan doesn't really enjoy chemistry or making bombs that much, but he still wants him to be part of the crows' (him and jesper) plans.

he asks what wylans actually likes doing, he tells him he just likes playing the flute. kaz ends uo centering an entire scheme around wylan's role being playing the flute as a distraction.

[wheres-the-cheesecloth]

Like father, like son

[butchboromir]

imagine if instead of kpop it was dpop and it's from germany and you had girls all over Twitter being like "stream die Schatten werden länger" and posting pictures like this and being like "OMG Uwe Kröger looks so CUTE"

[twentythousandvolts]

early stages of friendship are Soooo embarrassing like yea sorry....... it's me again............ i enjoy talking to you and spending time with you....... you can shoot me point blank if you want i dont mind

[pisghettio]

headcanon that when diana mentions gabe doing football, she’s talking about european football/soccer, not american football, because i can actually imagine gabe being suchhh a soccer kid

[carlutttra]

[ruhrohrexia]

if you comment on someones eating habits while theyre eating you automatically qualify for the death penalty sorry i dont make the rules

[cranberry-branflakes]

me (in barely any pain): ITS CANCER IM DYING

me (in severe pain): pfftt nahhh im fine thats just the old friend we go way back

[cosmicbrown1es]

trying to show your interests to your friends

[shit-people-probably-didnt-say]

Credit: @mttztrading

[valtsv]

i was so sad, i drew a little bat so i wouldn’t be sad. and now i am no longer sad.

[valtsv]

here is a little bat to banish your sadness

[conquerorwurm]

This nice little bat reminds me of this other nice little bat who was drawn in the 1200s:

[trekmemes-deactivated20220205]

[manipulated-pieces]

This is the only website where I routinely see people say things like “oh this reminds me of something I recently saw from the 1200s”

[anarchistmemedistro]

[fitzrove]

at this point we should just make our own musical. Tbh in historical musicals you can kind of say whatever because it's postmodern and deconstructive, I wonder what would happen if I just wrote a bestselling yaoislop novel about Rudolf's totally real secret gay affair/s (without forgetting to mention his 9000 girlfriends also) and then it got adapted

[fitzdhargrvs]

im tweaking omg

[disdainlady]

Thank you Jamie Muscato for going all out on the fact Anatole was coked up in the first minute and a half of the Comet Olivier performance.

[fitzdhargrvs]

im unwell, i feel like i wanna throw up