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someone get me the poop knife asap i just took a dump so large it wouldnt go down on the first flush
after a couple hours chopping dried sea urchins into tiny pieces with a razor blade you start referring to the razor blade as yourself in your thoughts. a little while afterwards you'll inevitably think something along the lines of "i'm getting a bit dull, i'm going to have to throw myself out & get myself a new self" at which point your internal monologue has pretty much returned to baseline
This happens with mobility aids too. I bump into shit with my forearm crutches and say "ow" before I realize those are not, in fact, More Legs. Then when I get up and try to walk without them for a second there's a moment of feeling like a dog walking upright
If you find this interesting, look into extended mind/body theory :)
Author: Rachel Bourbaki Category: Philosophy of Mind and Language Word Count: 1000 Can your mind be outside of your body? Typically we think
he just woke up, that's why he looks a bit messy. /ᐠ。ꞈ。ᐟ\
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we have a very healthy victim/abuser relationship, actually, thanks for asking
sorry for not answering messages for three thousand years i have. Stew. in place of a brain. you know how it is
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"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s
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everyone gets onto eva stratt for the "think about it long time" vs. "you have three hours" thing but
operating on book canon a little bit: if grace couldn't do it-- if he said no*-- the alternative was to scramble and fly in the next most qualified volunteer, who had 0 training, 0 knowledge of astrophage, and was not an astronaut. three hours could have been three hours of training for that replacement. three hours could have been three hours of preparation for grace, if he said yes
eva stratt gave grace three hours. not to decide, necessarily, because the decision was going to be made the way it was no matter what. but three hours to come to terms with it, to grieve, to mentally prepare himself. three hours that could have been spent giving humanity a better chance to survive
she borrowed three hours that she didn't have to give grace space to process. to get himself together and come to her, teary-eyed but resolved, and say yes.
and he still said no to her. she gave him everything and he said no. he forced her to force him. she gave him three hours she didn't have. i feel so sick about eva stratt
#'long time' is easy when there is literally nothing at stake anymore#because all the worldsaving is done and over (because someone made it happen)#'three hours' is a lot when the stakes are measured in billions of lives and the biosphere of an entire planet (via agentrouka-blog)
YOU LITERALLY GET IT!!! ohh "think about it long time" well eva stratt did not HAVE "long time" to OFFER him. eva stratt offered him everything she possibly could and then some! rocky can offer him "long time" because they already DID the hard part. there IS a long time!
if i see one more eva stratt hater talk about this difference i'll lose my marbles tbh
Transmascs of the world I need you to not be sad and instead be really fucking angry. Do you remember when you were like 8 or something and first realized that the adults around you had way way higher expectations for you than they did for the little boys and you felt more angry than you’d ever felt before. I need you to channel that instead of letting the sadness eat you. And I need you to go eat a mango.
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