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♤ My shitposts know what you did in the dark ♤《Ash // 18 but smol // trans male // will sin 4 food // literally Satan // believes in aliens and elves // introverted》

[ashpokemonmaster666-blog]

Send this to the 12 nicest people who you know or seem to have a good heart. If you get five back then you must be pretty awesome! <3 (◍•ᴗ•◍)♡ ✧

*sends back*Im sorry, my internets really slow

[kokomimi]

im not even kidding

[ashpokemonmaster666-blog]

I made a new Tumblr btw

Its called hetaliawombat

[ashpokemonmaster666-blog]

Guess who's alive

Meeee

[pagetbewbster]

what the media won’t show you; men supporting women at the Chicago Tr*mp protest. I almost cried, it was unexpected and lovely ✨

[will-work-for-spoons]

[Women chanting: “Our bodies our choice.”

Men chanting: “Their bodies their choice.”]

[hellagayhooligan]

SIGNAL BOOST

[ill-af]

This gave me goosebumps

[babysza]

Omg i almost choked up. This is so rare.

[micdotcom]

Yes, Ted Cruz actually said this on national TV — and then he brought up serial killers (!).

[ashpokemonmaster666-blog]

Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer

[allurehowell]

im going to miss them so much.

[kijiboop]

So much.

[boonanasplits]

daily reminder to click a button so you can give free food to a shelter!!

[aelx]

if every one of my followers did this, we could give more than 85 meals to less-fortunate animals. for free.

[poeticpines]

AH HHA ITS BACK YES PLEASE IT TAKES A SECOND OF YOUR TIME AND A LIFE OF AN ANIMAL

[ihasquestions]

posted now and queued for later. It’s just too easy not to. 

[llagom-deactivated20150728]

Please

[problematicparrot]

I don’t get why so many people nowadays decide not to have kids!

Having babies makes you so happy and fulfilled!

Don’t women want to experience the miracle of childbirth?

It’s truly a mystery! 

X, X, X, X, X, X, X,  An overview of health risks associated with pregnancy and childbirth

[ashpokemonmaster666-blog]

Sometimes I feel like no one gives a shit about how I feel at all, or just not enough to respond with something other than “O sorry lol” or “jee, that sucks” Cuz I really am having a tough time rn and feel trapped or powerless, I feel like I’m owned by someone, I feel alone, and honestly I’m just done with everything. No one would miss me if I left and didn’t come back.

[ashpokemonmaster666-blog]

Haha sadposting is lame

I’m actually in a terrible mood rn and would like to gently kms but am too socially and emotionally awkward to vent to anyone and feel like no one really cares when I do.

[mits-archive]

Setter Cheerleader Squad [twitter]~☆

[ashpokemonmaster666-blog]

@aohetaponi

[schion]

*claws my way out of procrastination by using the pretty setters squad as motivation*

[sosuperawesome]

[dehanginggarden-deactivated2018]

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[joanofdirt]

[witches are] the embodiment of a world of female subjects that capitalism had to destroy: the heretic, the healer, the disobedient wife, the woman who dared to live alone, the obeah woman who poisoned the master’s food.

Sylvia Federici, Caliban and the Witch: Women, the Body and Primitive Accumulation (via thelastoracleofdelphi)

[thoodleoo]

i have no idea how people could find ancient history boring. mark antony was once so hungover he puked at a meeting he was supposed to attend and then cicero made fun of him for it. diogenes the cynic used to masturbate in public and shit-talk even the people who liked him. plato once argued about whether or not patroclus or achilles topped in their relationship. these people are such idiots how could you ever be bored by them

[reblog-thisif]

Reblog this if its okay for your followers to introduce themselves to you.

[jamausis]

Just come to my ask box and tell me stuff about yourself. Your pets. Your favorite music. What you had for breakfast this morning. Literally anything you want, I love making new friends

[taylorswiftville]

I MADE ACTUAL FRIENDS DOING THIS BEFORE