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Lalisa Peters | college student | She/her | brazilian | Bissexual | rolepayer || 22 years old
I write (ocassionally), reblog and posts stuff. May contain NSFW. (Will tag)
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a hightower’s love — now a complete set!
but seriously, they NEED to stop doing that
house of the dragon 1.04/1.06/2.02/2.06/3.04
Yeah, why????
It's not fair for my heart 😭😭
ZUTARA + PARALLELS PART TWO:
You rise with the moon; I rise with the sun.
HOUSE OF THE DRAGON 1.05 // 3.04
WHOSE BLOND BABY IS THAT
Jane Seymour | The Tudors (2007–2010)
NATALIE DORMER in THE TUDORS (2007)
Elizabeth Tudor's yellow & black dress in The Tudors 4x04
Six Wives + Wedding days
Six Wives + Wedding days
Wtf is sephora
It sounds scary
isn’t that the guy with the long white hair from final fantasy
no your thinking of sephiroth, a sephora is an angel belonging to the highest order of angels
No you’re thinking of a Seraph
A sephora is a second year college or high school student
No, you’re thinking of sophomore. A sephora is when you use your phone to take a picture of yourself.
no, you’re thinking of a selfie. a sephora is a calm breeze.
No, you’re thinking of a zephyr. A sephora is one of those Greek vases with the two handles and the pictures.
You’re thinking of an amphora. Sephora is the web browser you have to use on iOS devices.
You’re thinking of Safari. Sephora is an informal term for the seven-week period of counting the days between Pesach and Shavuot in the Jewish calendar.
You’re thinking of Sefiras. Sephora is a bright blue gemstone best known for combining with Ruby to create Garnet and lead the Crystal Gems, training Pokemon, and/or assisting Steel to fight against time’s intrusions into our realm.
No, you’re thinking of sapphire. Sephora is actually a part of a flower; it protects the flower in bud and supports the petals in bloom.
No, you’re thinking of sepal. Sephora is the wife of Moses, who lead the Israelites people out of Egypt.
No, you’re thinking of Tzipporah. Sephora was an ancient Greek poet who inspired a lot of lady-lovin’.
No, you’re thinking of Sappho.
Sephora is the youngest of the five Marx brothers.
No, you’re thinking of Zeppo.
Sephora is the Heimdall’s sister.
No no no guys, you’re thinking of Sif. Sephora is a venereal disease that turns your brain to swiss cheese, going so far as to destroy external features like the nose. Famous gangster Al Capone suffered from sephora.
No, you’re thinking of syphilis. Sephora is that radiant feeling you get when you have found perfect peace and happiness.
No, you’re thinking of euphoria. Sephora’s a fucking makeup store you dipshits.
whatever you do, DON’T think about josh waking up the morning after the prank and everyone being cagey and indirect about where his sisters are. everyone keeps telling him “it was a joke,” but he can’t piece together the story in a way that makes sense.
sam and mike are nearly frostbitten from how long they spent searching in the snow. chris got his information from ashley, who bit her nails down to the beds overnight. the others could barely look him in the eye. josh can’t figure out if his headache is related to the hangover or the idea of his sisters, humiliated and alone, lost somewhere on the mountain without him.
and where was he when they needed him? drunk, passed out? the last thing he remembers is a hazy glimpse of his baby sisters dragging him to the same couch where he awoke 10 hours later. he sees their faces but the edges of the memory are blurred and undefined. the sound of their voices and laughter is already fading away and running through his fingers like sand. all that’s left is the howling of the wind.
Petition to always have his hair slicked back pls I’m obsessed
The last one is sending me 😭
Petition to always have his hair slicked back pls I’m obsessed
Why do I feel like Seph would be the type to immediately fall in love with a woman who kicks him in the balls? Mainly because the man is almost seven feet tall. A walking behemoth. A weapon of mass destruction. Most people are afraid to approach him, let alone kick him in the dick.
Like, he walks up to a woman. She's significantly smaller than him (and vaguely mother shaped). He tries to spit game. Fails miserably. Comes off as unintentionally creepy. She kicks him. And he's like, "I love her."
*Genesis and Angeal are mid-argument when Sephiroth rushes past them, nearly breaking the sound barrier, clutching a baseball bat*
Angeal: Sephiroth, come give us a hand.
Sephiroth: Not now, I think I've just met the mother of my children.
Genesis: You talked to a woman??
Angeal: You successfully flirted with a woman??
Sephiroth: Yes and no. I approached her. Misjudged tone. Possibly gave serial killer energy. She kicked me in the groin with righteous conviction. And now I'm in love.
Genesis: Then where are you going with that bat?!
Sephiroth: She used her foot. I'm offering options.
Angeal: Oh god grab him, GRAB HIM—
i’m starting a rumor
