hello sunshine

friendly neighborhood cryptid

[effervesece]

blog goals: making someone feel a little less sad

[izzy444angel]

this is me all day

[workingitinportland-deactivated]

IS BEING HYDRATED REALLY WORTH ALL THIS PEEING?

[artisanalqueer]

Hi friend! Fun fact! The human body can only absorb one liter of water per hour, and not all at once! Likely the reason you’re peeing so much is because you’re taking in too much water at a time, so your body just flushes it through your system as opposed to absorbing it. A good rule is ¼ liter every 15 minutes. Don’t get me wrong, there are definitely times that I want to (and will) glug a whole liter like it’s nothing, but steady hydration throughout the day is key! -Your friendly local wilderness first responder who rehydrates people for their job :)

[mockiato-deactivated20200315]

Dang okay 📝

[forcekenobi]

as a child being told "the moon controls the tides" with no additional explanation was like. oh okay. you want me to believe in magic? you're talking about magic right now? okay. fine

[forcekenobi]

sorry. only semi-related but i simply wasn't ready for "the sun is a distant gorilla". thank you NASA

[tweewig]

seeing two mutuals who have the same interest but aren’t in the same circles is like. i want to coordinate a play date

[assigned-boyking-at-birth]

[kosmogrl]

the universe knew I'd be too powerful if I had the capacity to carry on conversations

[ashtonirwins]

neil anytime one of the foxes complain about someone:

[duvetcoat-deactivated20231111]

milf (myself i’d like to forgive) and dilf (despair i’d like to forget)

[calellon]

Literally how does your mind work 😟

? it doesnt

[scootypuffjr]

[scootypuffjr]

[lakevida]

it's okay if you're not gay but at the least you should still be weird and hard to understand

[narrie]

one direction was right. we ARE only getting older baby

[greelin]

people who have not worked in the service industry in years (if at all, ever) will be like “you have to work SATURDAYS? 😰” yeah man things you guys go to are open those days. So there i must fucking be

[duckbunny]

"biblical angels" you do realise there are angels in the old testament that are literally just regular looking guys, right? you do know that the hallucinogenic incoherent descriptions are in like. two books. and the rest of the time angels are just guys. you know that, right?

and I'm not saying don't have fun with weird angels. I'm saying, either the eldritch forms are for special occasions, or the society of the angels is Many-Eyed-Many-Winged-Interlocking-Circles, Four-Faces-Six-Wings, and Mike.

[witches-ofcolor]

Literally Raphael is just a normal person!

[rubensmuse]

this is what the heavenly breakroom is like

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

So weird that there's a biblical angel who looks just like a water cooler

[autumnimagining]

@apocrypals​

[saberamane]

@teecupangel

[sunfortune]

women with mommy issues should get $50,000 from the government every year they don’t kill themself

[theegosystem-deactivated2024012]

the worst is wanting to create and create and create but being trapped in a body that is so so so so tired