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Some gay men really put 0 hours of work into unlearning their hatred of women’s bodies and anatomy it’s embarrassing. Like i’m super fucking sorry that you’ve got a pussy ick thing going on but i got over it after like one conversation with a friend and you’re 29 years old publicizing your pussy ick on twitter dot com dot gov posting about how super fucking hard it is that trans men are also in gay bars and that’s Not Valid because ewwww they have vacheena which is the opposite of gay eeewwwwwww! And you have to let everybody know that you’re gay not because you like men but because you hate pussy so much it makes you transphobic. Like how can you even continue to serve cunt in such a state

pocket-deer-belly

What more is there to say. Transphobic gay men could never serve cunt cause they hate pussy too much

natalieironside

Fun history facts: One of the 31 people arrested at Stonewall on June 28th 1969 was American folk singer Dave Van Ronk, who was not at the Stonewall Inn at the time and was cis & straight as far as I'm aware. He'd been eating dinner at a nearby restaurant when he noticed a riot happening, said "Well I suppose I should go see what the fuss is about," stepped outside, and immediately started throwing bricks at the cops.

persephonessugarbaby

Ol' Davey really just saw people rioting in the streets and went "Sweet! ACAB!"

anarchistmemedistro

bring this energy back

verypowerfulwitch

my entire political stance basically boils down to "I care about other people" and MAN does it make people MAD

ryoubakvra

me, groaning dramatically: ughhhh there’s barely any content for [very uncommon pairing/very specific characterization pattern i prefer]

friend: you could…. make some yourself?

me: groans louder

nomorelonelydays

Literally heard a convo at the library where a guy was telling a girl that he’s an omega and the girl telling him that she’s a beta, and my mind just did not automatically connect the context to fraternity pledge classes at all and I just whispered to myself “what the fuck?? What the fuck??”

cyhiraeth

a comedy of errors

punkrorschach

modern day who’s on first

pechebeche

yknow it would be really nice if everyone into like cryptic culture and ~cottagecore~ and all that actually like....gave a shit abt appalachia

like i people don't INTEND to commodify or sensationalize us, but every time i see people hyping up cryptids i always get the unpleasant reminder that people only care abt my state for ~mothman~ or to conveniently stereotype in debates abt gun control. please please if you have spent any time learning abt cryptids, also learn abt wv coal miners, who work a dying industry because it's the only job a cycle of Incredible poverty makes accessible to them, have had absolutely no protections against COVID enforced, despite not only working in incredibly cramped, dangerous positions, but Already being at high risk for respiratory diseases like black lung. learn abt the governor who was reelected in the midst of all the other major politics last year, the only millionaire in west virginia, who at one point owed 7 billion dollars in fines for mine safety violations that he still hasn't paid and whose family STILL owns most mines in the state.

that's just two things! in one state!!! the opioid epidemic and the steady defending of education and the absolutely abysmal conditions that people live in across appalachia are staggering in their weight. if you love cryptid culture i am begging you, please please love and care for and talk abt the people who created it and keep it going.

pechebeche

if you have ever bought merchandise abt how much u love the flatwoods monster or w/ever, please please also consider supporting one of these organizations (these are mostly wv-centered because it's where i live, i encourage ppl from other states to add links if they have them!):

Holler Health Justice, a queer BIPOC-led nonprofit that provides access to abortion, free EC, and other mutual aid across Appalachia

Appalachian Mountain Advocates, which works across Appalachia to shift towards clean energy and end fossil fuels and fracking

Mountain Justice, which works in West Virginia to fight environmental damage, in particular mountain top removal

WV Free, a group that advocates reproductive rights in west virginia

Fairness WV, a group that advocates lgbt+ rights in west virginia

WV Can't Wait, a political group that focuses on helping & promoting candidates across west virginia who want economic change

nick---mulligan

This is literally the only time on the internet I’ve seen anyone not blame poor people in rural areas for being poor? “They work in coal mines and they’re uneducated, ew” Do you understand how poverty works?? Do you?? Anwyay @pechebeche mad props for sticking up for Appalachia. I have been yelling about it for years but nobody on ANY side of the political balance beam wants to listen.

nick---mulligan

Ooh I forgot I had resources to share looool

Foxfire - in 1966, a bunch of high school kids in Southern Appalachia (Georgia) created a magazine featuring interviews from their family and community members about Appalachian culture and history. Now, not only has the magazine creation been passed down from generation to generation of high school students, but there’s an entire center and foundation for Foxfire.

What You Are Getting Wrong About Appalachia - don’t read Hillbilly Elegy; read this book instead. It genuinely changed my life and my understanding of this nation. This is a “why didn’t they teach us THIS in school” book filled with important knowledge, defense of minority groups in Appalachia, dispelling of myths... seriously it’s such a good book.

How Half of America Lost Its F***ing Mind - this article is less Appalachia-centric, but it offers a pretty balanced look at why rural counties glowed red in 2016 and 2020 (note: this article was written back in early 2016, when liberals never fully believed Trump would get any votes, but the also liberal author of the article knew more than he thought he did). Again, one of the few articles on the Internet that doesn’t use “uneducated” as an insult.

Gone Home: Race and Roots through Appalachia - this book was filled with interviews from black Americans who grew up in Appalachian coal mining towns. Fair warning, the editing and formatting in this book is fully atrocious, but the information is still insanely valuable!

handweavers

mice are having sex in my walls :(

handweavers

the mice are fucking AND now i'm getting heckled

gloriousbodies

@oyavaski i think the funniest part of this is you thinking that this is fake because.....some of us are the same age and we have normal tumblr names i guess lmao????

handweavers

never thought i'd get accused of faking having a mice infestation for tumblr clout and yet here we are

eldriitchmurmurs

you fucked those mice yourself

handweavers

I fucked those mice myself

guerrillatech

amyamychan

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A twitter post by The Conscious Kid (@consciouskidlib) dated 3:37 PM, 13 Apr 21. It reads:

Finding out that George Floyd’s girlfriend was Daunte Wright’s teacher reminds us that Fred Hampton’s mom babysat Emmett Till. It’s devastating to grasp the violence & collective trauma of systemic racism across families, communities & generations--& know how little has changed.

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yourbigsisnissi

People often mistake “your feelings are valid” with “your reaction based on your feelings is ok”

Which isn’t the same thing

You’re entitled to how you feel. You’re not entitled to behave however you want based off of those feelings

i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed-deacti

rhythmic-idealist

[Image: a tweet by october 23rd (@saturdaybloom) posted at 04:45 on 21/10/20 via Twitter for iPhone. It reads: "'your feelings are valid' does not necessarily mean 'your reaction is an appropriate response to what just happened.'"

liberalsarecool

#Amazon #Unions

normal-horoscopes

Doing some research for a thing on quack medicine and found this:

"What's in this?"

"Oh just a vitamin supplement."

"It's meth asshole"

normal-horoscopes

Just look at this the concoction this dude was pumping into Hitler:

Quinine (cough syrup)

Oxycontin

A mixture of cocaine and adrenaline via eyedrops

Cortiron, a muscle steroid

Raw caffeine

Penicillin

Methamphetamine

Bull Testosterone

Testosterone Propionate (yes the kind used in HRT)

Estrogen Valerate (yes the kind used in HRT)

Lard

Deadly nightshade

Extract of a west-african Dogbane vine used for arrow poison

Strychnine, which is rat poison.

A drug called Mutaflor, which contained strains of E. Coli. For flatulence.

Because of all the meth and cocaine, Morell would give hitler bromide sedatives to sleep. Morell would repeatedly give him too much which would slow hitlers breathing to a crawl. Instead of lowering the dose he would inject him with respiratory stimulants.

normal-horoscopes

Hitler had internal lesions that caused debilitating intestinal cramps and gas, as well as tremors and transitory blindness.

The pills Morell was giving him for gas, "Dr Koesters Anti-Gas Pills" contained nightshade and strychnine. Morell was giving him 8-16 pills A DAY for ELEVEN YEARS.

When he offed himself in 1945 he was suffering from horrible jaundice because his liver was shutting down and flooding his bloodstream with urine.

normal-horoscopes

It's not exactly justice but I take comfort in knowing that for the last eleven years of his life hitler was in debilitating pain from his own toxic blood and the only thing that could distract him was the amphetamine haze frying his brain like an egg.