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hiddlesbeauty-blog

sometimes I just think about Hazel Levesque listening to Cardi B…

please someone draw this

nudely

who needs a social life when you have followers who don’t talk to you and you run a blog no one cares about

drarrymeup

Au where Draco commentates a Gryffindor match in 6th year

Draco: And here comes the Gryffindor team: Girl #1, Girl #2, two dudes that replaced the weasel twins, the Weasel King, Weaselet, and Saint Potter as captain.

Mcgonagall: [squinty chihuahua face]

Draco: Players are in the air and the balls are flying. There goes Potter with his stupid hair getting even stupider with the wind as he flies higher and faster than the other players, the bloody show off.

Mcgonagall: Malfoy, the game?

Draco: Yeah sure, some Gryffindor player passes the Quaffle to another Gryffindor player, who passes to girl Weasel who is intercepted by a Hufflepuff, HAHA how bad can you be to lose the Quaffle to a Hufflepuff?!

McGonagall: [raises eyebrows and looks indignant]

Draco: Erm anyways nothing much is happening, this is so boring… Look at Potter not doing anything, just there gliding in the air, Famous Potter, everyone knows he just got the Seeker position because he’s Dumbledore’s golden boy.

Draco: Oh wait, Potter dives, did he spot the Snitch or finaly found a comb?

Draco: [loudly] Don’t fall off your broom now Potter, no need to add another ridiculous scar onto that ugly face.

McGonagall: MALFOY!

Draco: What? I’m just telling him to be careful.

Draco: As I was saying before being rudely interrupted… It wasn’t the Snitch, Potty was probably just showing off, can’t stand two seconds without being the center of attention now can he? I wonder how he can fly so fast with his huge ego weighing him down.

McGonagall: That’s enough Malfoy, will you please concentrate on the game? It’s already 74-43 to Gryffindor.

Draco: Yeah well, what a shocker Hufflepuff is losing, everyone knows Gryffindor will win, Potter will definitely catch the Snitch sooner or later, don’t know what’s taking him so long though I’d have finished this game ages ago, and HE is the youngest seeker in 100 years, go figure.

Draco: Oh no, the huffdypuffdy Seeker, whatever his name is, has eyes on the Snitch. OI SCARHEAD TO YOUR LEFT.

McGonagall: Malfoy!! You can’t help the players, that’s against the rul-

Draco: Oh shut up. COME ON POTTER YOU CAN DO THIS YOU LITTLE … USE YOUR GREEN EYES FOR ONCE YOUR LIFE. FASTER POTTER PUT THOSE MUSCLED THIGHS TO GOOD USE. ALMOST THERE STRECH THAT AMAZING LEAN BODY OF YOURS.

Draco: [on his feet, flailing like mad] YAS, HE DID IT, THE GORGEOUS BASTARD DID IT [screeches]

McGonagall: …

The audience: …

The players: …

Harry: …

the-gajuar

tashaneva

concept: along w/ a lightning scar, theres a patch of white hair on harrys head where the spell hit him

N I C E

restlessandordinary

Look at that grumpy little baby, I love him.

asexual-lovegood

Holy shit I love that concept. And the art is gorgeous.

inevitabledrarry

Yes😍 I’m here for it

garfield-logan

So Blue, after the play, Friday at 10, you know where I’ll be. No pressure for you to show up but I hope you do. Because you deserve a great love story too. Love, Simon.

marvel-lous-things

Watching Thor 1 again after watching Ragnarok is so fkin funny because this lil shit is probably hiding a knife up his sleeve in this very scene

Look at that face. He’s gonna stab his brother. I just Know it.

buzzfeed

nothing like a good ol’ fashioned creepy asterisk.

characterlimit

this completely set off my fight or flight I feel like a fucking mandrill

I don’t like cats

they just eat and sleep, they’re opportunists and they come to you only if you have something to offer them (food or anything else they like), you’re not their owner because they are your owners

I don’t like cats

I assume it’s because they’re just like me

#cats #triggered #do people really love cats #then why don't people love me

Tom Hiddleston: “LOKI *winks* IS *winks* DEAD” *double wink*

rdjgifsdaily

It has come to my attention recently that rdj has an ASS

oh he does anon…… HE DOES

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and gwyneth knows

x

and she is RIGHT

wintermuteway

bucky: he’s the problematic shiny

• the avengers aren’t allowed at this one pool anymore because bucky was tanning and set a tree on fire from the reflection

• he has to wear a sweatshirt when they’re driving because he blinds drivers

• sam gets him car polish for christmas

• raccoons love him

• they’re on a mission in a woods and a raccoon waddles up to him and grabs his finger

• steve deafens everyone from laughing so hard into their earpieces

• bucky keeps the raccoon as a pet

• he gets in trouble at concerts for using flash

• “ i t ‘ s m y a r m “

• they can’t take pictures with the flash on because he literally burns people’s eyes

• tony was doing a mission report and pointed the laser pointer at bucky

• it somehow burns a hole in the wall

• peter gets bored and puts blinking faerie lights on his arm

• “guys! i made a disco arm!”

• he holds food to keep it warm

• during a cookout, sam’s just like “hold this” and hands bucky a hot dog

• bucky stands there awkwardly scowling and holding a steaming hot dog

dracotheferretmalfoy

Harry, wearing a new outfit: hey Draco how do I look?

Draco, reading and not looking up: with you eyes, Potter

asktheboywholived

Don’t Play With Fire: EXTRA

(( OOC: Lol, what do you call this? A deleted scene? XD I like this thread on it’s own, but it didn’t really make sense going along with the DPWF plot, so I took it out. (Since the whole reason Remus went nuts in the first place was interacting with Sirius in this way, didn’t make sense for it to happen again right after…) I made this scene before I’d really thought the plot all the way through, since I try and make as many gifs as I can so I don’t run out of content to use. So here’s a little “deleted scene” for you guys since I’m out of town this week. Haha. ))