I hope no one I know finds this…

Winter | fem nb | NOT an asshole | juvenile in jokes, adult in age, senile old man in corporeal integrity | 🍉 |

[smashorpassgilf]

The humble floppy disk

floppy disk

Smash

Pass

Voting ended onFeb 1, 2025

[notahorseindisguise]

call my bitch a golf course the way shes got 9 holes. thats right nine holes. niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine holes, baby!!! nine holes

[phantomnotghost]

I’m fine, girl……

[perpetual-blogging-deactivated2]

this will get to the right people

[xwast3d]

xx

[atomic-chronoscaph]

Mark Hamill and Carrie Fisher on the set of Star Wars in 1976

[bergwerkderbilder]

Still Wakes the Deep in Gifs

[toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account]

fucking love when I'm on a call with someone and they start to do a little errand or go somewhere else and they say "and you're coming with me" like. absolutely I am let's go on an adventure I've been spirited away

[charl0ttan]

all fat people are butches and all skinny people are fems and nonbinary is a single type of person that you either are or arent attracted to and pink lemonade comes from pink cows

[freezedriedrose]

reminds me of this tweet

[greelin]

what they don’t tell you about uncluttering your countertops/tables/general spaces is you’ll think it’s dumb as hell & allow it to all pile up because the idea of organizing and removing shit is daunting but once you do it and step back and See how things look without clutter you will feel as though you just snorted a line.

[status-quo-hater]

You're obviously lying about being intersex. I saw that picture of your eyes and you look like a normal male. Attention seeker

I usually don't respond to anon hate but this one is really funny. Eyes?? Of all things??? There's no sexual dimorphism in the eyes 💀

[satyrradio-deactivated20250513]

looks at you with my intersex eyes

[status-quo-hater]

[thememedaddy]

[jumpscaregoose]

*in a Situation* okay which blorbo can I use to get through this

[ashenmind]

I hope every health insurance exec dies from painful and preventable disease

[ashenmind]

it seems not everyone is as patient as I

[billciipher]

Click on it twice. These are your two super powers.

[joyceanfartboner-deactivated202]

everyone else always seems to fucking get cool shit and i always get like “gel manipulation” and “using dust along w/ your fighting style”

[bogleech]

My first one was “poison smoke manipulation” which is acceptable then my second one is “Family Creation” which gives Princess Bubblegum’s candy kingdom as an example, so, I guess I’m making everything I’ve ever drawn into a real thing and if anyone doesn’t like it I’m going to asphyxiate them with gas.

[wintermuteway]

“Location Analysis” sick, cool, OP navigator

“Independent Movement” … walkies.

[smashorpassgilf]

the skin lady from dr. who

Cassandra O'Brien.Δ17

Smash

Pass

Voting ended onDec 16, 2024

[omegaversereloaded]

mr. acula, who is working on his PhD,