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astronaut + iac (mwahh) | she/her, adult, you can call me astro or apples | i will spam w/o shame + occasionally nsfw + spoilers NOT tagged | essays @astronautiac, edits @aphroditesanathema

[disasterenergy]

this might come across as anti capitalist but,,,,,, i want to enjoy life

[questtneo]

Every time I draw Ciel in mimosa i'm going to make the hat even bigger I don't care

[catboyobsession]

nagisa was so right they really are freak4freak...

[catboyobsession]

she never misses

[cygnahime]

Hanahaki disease is a psychosomatic illness. It's a thing that your body does in response to stress over constantly repressing/concealing your feelings in settings with high background magic. It's like you've been ignoring pain for a long time and suddenly your vision starts going dark, because your affected body is just YANKING on random alerts trying to get you to PAY ATTENTION there is a PROBLEM. Yes the flowers do really exist. So do non-magical psychosomatic symptoms. The flowers aren't special.

This does of course open up the trope to options for non-romantic concealed feelings. Which I think is great. There is something viscerally satisfying about the person who seems so outwardly chipper coughing and hacking and spitting up Depression Flowers so now everyone has to know they're hurting. Isn't there?

[specificwatcher]

Hanahaki, but it's a child that feels neglected by their parents.

Hanahaki, but it's someone whose friends have started ghosting them.

Hanahaki, someone's wife is cheating on them.

Hanahaki, the disease that gives you three options: confront your feelings, destroy the love you hold for someone or perish choking on roses.

[totally-cis-offical]

Imagine this for transness

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Hanahaki but it’s your body desperately needing you to love and care for it while your mind is trapped in the body that doesn’t fit, that’s wrong as it destroys you from the inside out the longer you aren’t able to get help to make your body feel like you

[lockssteps]

guy whos incompatible with life itself

[catboyobsession]

what's his fucking problem

[lovelesswiki]

i was a bit bored and made some star-themed soubi icons

just credit if you use them, i guess?

[escuerzoresucitado]

Pedestrian traffic lights

[cloudabserk]

the demonization of fujoshis is crazy to me. hey you guys i think it’s actually fine if women write homosexual fanfiction

[moonieee]

Luo Binghe smiled slightly and said: “...Really. Shizun. If you don’t wake up, I... I can’t hold on.”

But Shen Qingqiu knew, he will continue to hold on.

He will continue to hug that ice-cold and lifeless body in his arms and hold on for almost two thousand of these days and nights.

[bonesblubs]

Happy Valentine’s Day

[blemgoid]

at the bus stop showing a stranger the picture of the devil that I keep in my wallet

[ningyingyingwithagun]

The best thing about Shen Qingqiu being an unreliable narrator is that there is nothing to contradict the idea that there are some absolutely buckwild shenanigans going on in the background. He simply doesn't pay attention to things not related to Luo Binghe.

Ming Fan is growing weed behind the dorms. Some unnamed Qing Jing disciples got together and formed a boy band. Wei Qingwei has been divorced seven times. The unnamed beast peak lord likes to collect cursed dolls and the unnamed artifact peak lord would please like them to stop that. There's weekly poker nights where Ning Yingying regularly clears people out. One of the unnamed peaks is really into volleyball and things get so intense you could make a whole sports anime out of it. Mu Qingfang has an identical twin brother who doesn't have a mustache. Someone important got turned into a horse for a week and continued doing their job like it was normal.

[maxknightley]

"it would be so good if it was good" will haunt you but "it's extremely good, except for the one or two parts which are so bad it's genuinely kind of insulting" will straight up drive you insane

[maxknightley]

one has you making posts like "okay but if the author UNDERSTOOD the POLITICAL IMPLICATIONS of the story they were telling, and leaned into it, it would actually be a really interesting exploration of..."

the other has you pacing your bedroom at one in the morning going "why. why would you ever in a million years do it like that. genuinely what possible thought process was involved. was the writer possessed by a fucking ghost or something."

[catboyobsession]

holding hands through soubi again.... is there anything more romantic than claiming and abusing the same boy...?

[guiltfactory]

i like when love is very sweet and nice and true but also simultaneously full of miscommunication and lies and abuse

[starry-eyed-psychopomp]

I think most people understand that qijiu is supposed to be a parallel to bingqiu, but not everyone gets that Yue Qingyuan is the one who parallels Shen Yuan