Ashwashw

27~she/they (I’m still figuring it out)~obsessed with anything that passes by my eyes, LITERALLY. Hey guys! u gotta know a few things: i am Shameless us, OUAT, Orange is the new black, New Girl, the Walking Dead, the Tomorrow People, AHS, Teen Wolf, Arrow, Awkward, the Carrie Diaries and Peaky Blinders obsessed! Follow me bc sometimes I’m funny :) Well, just enjoy my random reblogs, posts, photos, videos and leave me messages, fan mails or suggestions about my blog if ya want! Oh and BEING AN EXCHANGE STUDENT IN THE USA WAS MY DREAM COME TRUE, so GO OUT THERE AND MAKE YOURS REAL!

[unusual-suspects]

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[lunar-pantheon]

i made a grindr and in under 24 hours i got the most insane unsolicited nude to ever exist. hes fully nude on the beach and in his right hand is a black tipped reef shark i could not make this shit up if i tried

[raelemond]

blood spray is just another kind of cumshot

[violetlunette]

Sounds like period sex

[apjvff]

If you don’t let go of your prejudices and past grudges, your heart won’t blossom. 2013 is coming, let’s make a change. We only have one planet so let’s show each other some kindness.

[crowboy-bebop]

2013 is coming… let’s show each other some kindness…

[sovietnam]

[thebibliosphere]

The kid next door (talking toddler age) is playing outside and just wiped out in his Fisher Price car, and I just heard the babysitter say, “oh no, your insurance premium is definitely going to go up!” And the kid who had only been mildly sniffling before made the most confused, but startled sound you’ve ever heard.

Just very clearly an attempt at saying, “my what?”

He straight up forgot about his scraped knee and is now worried about whatever the fuck an insurance premium is.

[xxxdragonfucker69xxx]

[validblogname]

one fight at a time

[lizardlicks]

Black Hills drilling project canceled after backlash from tribes

A South Dakota mining company has canceled a drilling project in the Black Hills after opposition from Native American tribes and local grou

[wizxrdpendrxgon]

The backlash was a major lawsuit from 9 tribes alongside other lawsuits from advocacy groups like NDN Collective. You can support NDN Collective by donating to them here.

[tallspookylady]

teamwork makes the dream work

[heckyeahponyscans]

I watched the live action version of "Can You Feel the Love Tonight" on Youtube and I was not ready for the utter lack of emotions from the CGI animals.

Nala looking concerned about Simba hiding something about his past, a comparison:

Also, in CGI this song called "Can You Feel the Love Tonight" does not take place at night.

[naamahdarling]

[nat-20s]

extremely funny to me that Kermit the Frog is the only main overlap character between Sesame Street and The Muppets. imagine your day job is hanging out in a community of lovely people that genuinely just want to help kids learn and care about everyone so so much and then your night job is the reason that you have to stay up to date on your rabies AND tetanus vaccine

[nat-20s]

at noon the giant you're hanging out with is Big Bird! a wonderful fellow who likes reading stories and singing and telling fun facts! at midnight there's a giant named Sweetums who makes you feel like you're being hunted for sport

[nat-20s]

Ernie, trying to maybe come out to Kermit: well you know Kermit, me and Bert-

Bert: Bert and I

Ernie: Bert and I, we've been best friends forever, but we're also something else too!

Kermit, who every goddamn night has to tell Beaker and Bunsen to keep it professional, deal with Statler and Waldorf's bullshit, AND update his organizational chart on Dr. Teeth and the Electric Polycule: that's really great to hear fellas, happy for you two! :)

[stellacartography]

Grover, alarmed at having spilled some finger paint on Kermit's flipper: I am so sorry, Kermit. Please forgive me.

Kermit, who deals with a multitude of bodily fluids on his person and all over the theatre every evening, who is unintentionally trampled by large monsters as they exit the stage, and quite intentionally has his little froggy bones launched into a wall most nights by Miss Piggy: It's ok, Grover. I'm a frog. I love baths.

[comicgeekscomicgeek]

On Sesame Street: Oh, no, Telly is watching too much television!

The Muppet Show Theater, that night: Gonzo attempts to explain his latest fetish at length.

[damndorothea]

i saw this somewhere else but reply / tag what you did today so everyone can see that we all did something different today

[balaclava-trismegistus]

Just saw my doctor type "FUCKED FOR LIFE" on my chart then he turned the screen away and stopped making eye contact with me

[etheltempest]

[jncos]

vengaboys haiku

We like to party.

We like, we like to party.

We like to party.

[justslightlyconfused]

That ‘comment on your a03 work’ email hits like a line of cocaine every time. unmatched dopamine increase. shoutout to everyone who leaves a comment on fics. you deserve the world

[psychotic-gerard]

give it up for girls with vaginas and boys with penises

[psychotic-gerard]

pause i forgot cis people exist this was intended as a celebration of bottom surgery

[jade-bright]

Stiles and Derek, any time they're at the store with Eli

Random strangers: Aw, your son looks so much like the both of you

Stiles: I know! Right? He was a baby when we picked him, so we had no idea what he'd look like

Derek, playing along: Stiles!

Stiles: What? -oh...

Eli, who loves this bit: wait, I'm adopted!?!

[sterekcollabang]

Layover

Writer: @cw0ffeefandomaddict Artist: @wolfspurr

Rating: Explicit Relationships: Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski Characters: Derek Hale, Stiles Stilinski, Other Minor Characters Additional Tags: Airport AU, Strangers to Lovers, Spark Stiles Stilinski, Werewolf Derek Hale, Cosmic Horror, Eldritch Horror, Glitching Realities, Feelings Realization, Anal Sex, Oral Sex, Protective Derek Hale, Emissary Stiles Stilinski Summary:

Stiles is an emissary for hire. After four months of negotiations, he's finally back stateside, and all he wants is his own apartment and one night off from mediating supernatural creatures. Denver is supposed to be a quick layover. Then his flight gets canceled, and the stranger he's been pretending not to notice across three different airports for the last fourteen months sits down next to him at the bar. One night turns into one morning, which turns into finding out that something has been living in Denver International Airport a lot longer than the airport has, and that it just noticed both of them.

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