Crazy Random Fun

[rllymilerlly]

An old doodle based off a headcanon @foxy-knowledgeseeker came up with

BONUS:

[aldamiriel-necrococo]

Vampire NPC was described as gliding rather than walking while bringing over wine and I joked he had heelies under his cloak. Some people can make amazing art of their campaign or characters. I can shitpost.

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

This won’t make your blog look ugly. How could you not reblog this? REBLOGGING THIS COULD SAVE A LIFE!!!

[recycled-soul-deactivated201401]

This goes for assholes, too, guys. I know a couple who went tubing once, and they had to re-air their tubes, but the guy thought it would be funny to stick the tip of the air compressor up to her bikini trunks, the air ruptured something inside her and she died within thirty minutes.

[riskpig]

WHAT?

[endangeredslug-deactivated20170]

The thing about this? It’s in every pregnancy book I’ve read.

[riskpig]

WHAT?????

[thegrimmlovely]

Why is it in pregnancy books but not sex ed books?

[willowofthehearth]

Because the men in charge only care about the health and safety of women in so far as it enables them to have babies.

[mayothefirst]

https://www.healthline.com/health/air-embolism#outlook

[eattherich73]

Reblogging with a link because I thought this was a legit joke. Never heard it before. Like I knew you could kill a person by inserting air into a vein but still.

[smooththegoofyshark]

WHAT THE FUCL I hate how I didn’t learn this in sex Ed AT ALL

[jehovahhthickness]

This is very true lol

[bundibird]

Yo what the f u c k

[safifonhasstrel]

[archangeltwins]

not the normal stuff i’d reblog but, uh, this is kinda??? heckin???? important?????

[thesaltofcarthage]

I feel like I first saw this in The Joy of Sex, but it’s definitely a thing.

[midnight-spectrum-again]

What the fuck

[gotterhag]

[panomoly]

i-

….thank you tumblr??

[aeoliantectrix]

What the ever-loving fuck

[zetrystan]

Phoebe, girl, you live like this?

[jasxntxddx]

Bruce: I don’t have favorites.

Dick: Then how come Duke has an allowance?

Tim: Duke gets an allowance? How come I never got one?

Damian: Because you’re rich too, genius.

Steph: How come I didn’t get an allowance?

Dick: Do you even live here?

Jason: He gets an allowance? I had to pay to be here!

Alfred: That was a swear jar, there is a difference.

[fyeahegerton]

One of the lads was over at my London flat the other day, and I Instagrammed a picture of him and said, “Look at this cutie,” and a million outlets reported that I was coming out as gay. I’m not gay, but two of my mates came out when I was 15 and it was a joy to support them because, as a group, we are all secure enough in who we are. I’m certainly not going to stop calling my mates cuties and gorgeous, because they are cuties and they are gorgeous. 

I’m not someone who’s remotely perturbed by male intimacy. 

[happybean17]

[therussianmajor]

Literally if all straight men were like this the world would be 100% less awful

[wilwheaton]

I found the polar opposite of toxic masculinity and I love it.

[awesomacious]

Critter Pool Ramp

[miraculousgems]

me: *has known full well that there won’t be any more of the ans anime because they made that Very clear at the end of season 2 like three years ago*

also me, for the past three years: ok but season 3 WHEN

[sugarpolis]

Out of context, this looks like the morning scene after NaLu's late steamy smut in every fanfic ever

Oh, and they're preparing themselves to go to the guild, if you ask.

[420moshdad]

do birds ever get sad that they dont have arms

[thereisaclevernamehere]

Do you ever get sad you don’t have wings

[420moshdad]

every day :/

[write-on-world]

[knightwayne]

gif meme → @criminalbirb

↳ touch // WonderBat

[aleikats]

If Ariel was under Ursula’s care and grew up to be her sea witch apprentice. Canonically, Ursula was Ariel’s aunt (but the concept was abandoned then brought back in a book as I’ve heard…)  See a higher resolution at my twitter :)! 

[krissmnasi]

Noir: Has a whole fucked up origin story in which his uncle ben is cannibalised, he watches someone get eaten alive by spiders, he gets cursed by a spider god with intense power, he has his mentor killed, and a whole SHIT TON of other horrible traumatic experiences that include but are not limited to having his best friend lobotomised and brainwashed thanks to a racist scientist

Also Noir: 

[that-catholic-shinobi]

Noir doesn’t minimize other people’s trauma just because he had it worse

[willlatree]

[gburanddragons]

Source: @pyrosynthesis on Twitter

[stimman4000]

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[viostormcaller]

NOW THIS IS MY AESTHETIC

[athenafg26]

Me at the beginning of this: oh these chocolate art videos are always pretty cool

Me halfway through this video: …wait, is this a chocolate castle, that’s pretty neat

And then: is thAT A DRAGON?! OH MY GOD

[googly-pkm]