AsiloDio

My name is Nicholas, I am 18 years old and I am a proud Canadian. I take an interest in things done by Tim Burton and Marvel Comics (As you can tell by the fangasm of Deadpool everywhere...). I also love anime shows like Death Note, Naruto, Bleach and Togainu No Chi. I also find myself liking Kingdom Hearts, Vocaloid, Homestuck, Assassin's Creed, Spongebob Squarepants and whatever else my ADHD points out to me! If I follow you, there is a reason behind it. Mainly it's because I like the stuff you reblog/post or you are a close friend of mine. Either way, it's a good thing. So don't start thinking that I'm some pedophile trying to get into your pants because he's the guy two seats behind me! Seriously! LOOK AT HIM! He's carrying around a bowl of candy, chanting "The Wheels on the Bus Go Round and Round," and smells like that taco I had that was three weeks old with a fingernail hanging out. But then again... that was a good taco... ANYWAY! Where was I? OH YES! So if you have some creepy crush on me like I do, or you just like whatever it is that I do on here, don't be afraid to follow me. Hey! If you're really desperate, hit me up in the ask box and I'm sure we can arrange something. Although, I'm not good at remembering things...

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A did a thing because of this post. Modified the lyrics some.

Credit for the original post goes to this great person.

Art was done by the ever lovely Tentacuddles

Mixing was done by Lavender.

Singing and rapping was done by myself.

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[theblogchoseme]

How deep was that? Her whole body disappeared.

[briges]

its the G A T E W A Y  T O  S A T A N S  L A I R

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did i reblog this already? i don’t even know. fuck it, here you go.

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dead. 

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Where. Did. The. Body. GO?!

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OMG LMFAO I CAN’T, I’M CRYING, THIS IS SO FUNNY. LMAO I’M SUCH A BAD PERSON HELP

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Am I the only one that, seeing the “it’s the Gateway to Satan’s Lair” comment, images Satan just sitting on his throne of skulls chilling when suddenly this girl plops in from above and he goes “What the fuck?” while sipping his blood-of-the-innocents martini or…?

[hrmphfft]

[novakian]

I AM DYING SEND HELP

[johanirae]

THAT FUCKING COMIC

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Somebody made this request on the All Sounds of Assassin’s Creed blog.

I could not resist. I had to.

[allsoundsasscreed]

Thanks for the submission!

[independentalsoomse]

((WHERE

CAN

I

DOWNLOAD

THIS))

[altmaled]

JFC HAHA YOU WIN THE INTERNET

[nyiro]

OMFG. PURE PERFECTION.

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[emilianadarling]

Oh. My. God.

How long did this take someone to make????

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#do they even have crime in canada

[corink]

do they even have crime in canada

[laurencan]

He does parking tickets shut up

[robert-john-downey]

“Sorry”

[nipyl-deactivated20140702]

what if i ordered pizza in the middle of the hurricane.

[nipyl-deactivated20140702]

they yelled at me.

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I know it’s already been done but you can’t deny that convincing fall!

Inspired by this:

Never not entertaining.

oh wow. that’s magical 

[asilodio-blog]

This makes me want a good deadpool outfit to wear and walk around in out in public.

[kingofscoops]

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So I went on Yahoo and I couldn’t stop laughing because I have a really dirty mind.

This just has “That’s what she said!” all over it.

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brock how the HELL did you become a gym leader

[nickastig]

Samsung Pays Apple $1 Billion Sending 30 Trucks Full of 5 Cents Coins

More than 30 trucks filled with 5-cent coins arrived at Apple’s headquarters in California. Initially,  the security company that protects the facility said the trucks were in the wrong place, but minutes later, Tim Cook (Apple CEO) received a call from Samsung CEO explaining that  they will pay $1 billion dollars for the fine recently ruled against the South Korean company in this way.

the funny part is that the signed document does not specify a single payment method, so Samsung is entitled to send the creators of the iPhone their billion dollars in the way they deem best. 

This dirty but genius geek troll play is a new headache to Apple executives as they will need to put in long hours counting all that money, to check if it is all there and to try to deposit it crossing fingers to hope a bank will accept all the coins.

Lee Kun-hee, Chairman of Samsung Electronics, told the media that his company is not going to be intimidated by a group of “geeks with style” and that if they want to play dirty, they also know how to do it.

You can use your coins to buy refreshments at the little machine for life or melt the coins to make computers, that’s not my problem, I already paid them and fulfilled the law.

A total of 20 billion coins, delivery hope to finish this week.

Let’s see how Apple will respond to this.

[sunshinesugarlips-deactivated20]

That’s crazy. Oh my goodness.

[asilodio-blog]

I didn't know a nickle looked like a penny. :0

Plus it's also fake.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/technology/blog/2012/aug/29/apple-samsung-trucks-nickels-fake

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[hatboy]

Rattata #019

(Tim Burton Inspired Pokemon Re-Design)

Infinitely present within the tall grass outside of Pallet Town.