"What do you want worthless beings?"

M!A: NONE Event: NONE Disclaimer: This is an ask/art/rp blog for the character Jasper from Steven Universe. This is a side blog so I can't ask questions, but feel free to blog/tag me in something and I will totally respond to it as soon as I can. If you want to be added to my list of Partnered blogs, feel free to message me. If you have a request or have sent an ask- please me patient. I respond to all my asks with art. This means I am pretty busy most of the time. On top of that I work.

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we love you too please come back to us

In all seriousness I will be back I swear. It is just gonna be after school lets out. In the meantime- go follow my doodle blog. @zoosie

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Hey, I thought I should post this here in case you wanted to support my art outside of SU. I occasionally will post SU things over there until I have enough time to get back to this blog. That one updates with random things each week. So if you like my art and things, follow it. I would love you to death for it.

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UPDATE!

Hey, just so everyone knows this blog isn't dead just on hiatus till the summer time. Where my art will be so much better. Trust. Love you all and SU. C: Please hang in there!!

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Waiting for the disney animation tables to open up. Time to doodle.

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((Doodle to help get back into the swing of things. I hate not drawing for myself.))

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((There are so many of you now. ;n; I am so sorry for not updating. Soon.))

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Important Mod Update!!!

((Hey everyone, sorry for the lack of posting. This weekend is when I will officially be back online and not alone either!!! Guess who goes to college with askperidotgem and sardonyxanswers?! This guy!!! We are all gonna try to keep one another on track so this weekend ask-steven and this blog come back online for a much needed update. Thanks so much for baring with! Saturday and Sundays are gonna be our update days!! If school work doesn't eat our souls.))

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((I FINALLY HIT A 1000 FOLLOWERS. THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH! SERIOUSLY. Every like, reblog, and follow I get I am so greatful for. I will make a more official post soon. THOUGH. As an update I move next week to Flordia so I am busy packing. Replies will be super slow until I finish moving! ))

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Who let's me art?

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Fantasy AU: AUGUST EVENT

This is the moment you’ve all been waiting for… introducing… THE NEWEST. MEWEST. MINDBOGGLING EVENT TO SUCCESS MSPAINT AU AND BCH AU.. Lads and Lasses and every other gender in between…. the NEXT AU IS HERE AND MORE MAGICAL THEN EVER BEFORE! INTRODUCING……

THE FANTASY AU!!

Now, what is this Fantasy AU I speak of? Opal, whatever is this NONSENSE you speak of? I am here to answer that, as the host for this new event. Any questions pertaining to the event will be happily answered by yours truly, ask-the-giant-woman. If you want to join the event, do send me a request to join. More information is under the cut, as well as participating blogs.

Keep reading

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// I’m participating with this design/concept for Lapis, also everyone welcome next months new event host. uvu

 I’ll probably redesign that while this blog’s still on hiatus.

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I am actually gonna do this event. I gotta think of a design though. Hmm.

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homeworldgym

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In happier circumstances, they could all just have fun. Also the only one wearing a beach outfit is Steven because everyone else thinks this is actually war. Steven is slightly terrified. 

BONUS: 

Peridot’s fingers are really useful huh.

Also later (I’m having too much fun with this idea): 

Thankfully Steven got Malachite to not summon a freaking tsunami on Beach City. 

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“…..Yes?”

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This is my new head canon on what happens. Period. This was a great one by the way. SEND ME MORE FUNNY DOODLE ASKS WHILE MY COMPUTER IS BROKEN AT WORK.

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I made it better.