hi hi darlings~!

Blade is here to answer all your questions! Come say hello! :D

[ask-an-e-droid]

Welcome to Ask an E-Droid, a roleplay ask blog for everyone's favorite little weirdo android! The ask box is open for any sorts of questions, but don't get too raunchy, hehe~

#1 rule: 18+ only!

Any minors interacting will be blocked on sight. Seriously, don't ruin this for other people.

But anyway! On to the other important stuff!

Rules:

Please don't send any overtly sexual asks! Some suggestiveness is totally fine, but don't be whippin' it right out. I don't plan on writing any actual smut here, it's just not my jam.

This isn't a thread RP blog, so don't expect fully narrated responses or anything beyond a little *asterisk action* here and there.

Keep things upbeat! :D We're all here for some fun! Magic anons are welcome, and dumb silly stuff is encouraged!

DMs are closed, sorry!

Considering this is a BL game, all anons will be considered dudes unless otherwise stated. Blade is a Gay Robot

I have the right to delete any asks that make me uncomfortable! uwu

I do my best to respond to asks and threads ASAP, but I take breaks sometimes~ I also don't respond to every thread continuously, so feel free to send a new ask if I stop responding!

About the Mod:

I'm Lucky!

He/him, late 20s

pDX ASD and DID

I love dragons, rocks, and The Gay Agenda

I am cringe but I am free

I don't have a computer currently so I do everything on the app!

My main Nuca blog is @kuyadevotee~

Icon by @leuri-chani!

[ask-an-e-droid]

Hi darlings~!

I've been soooooo busy recently!! Kleinmas is aaaalways busy and we've been working on the funfair! I love hanging out with O~livine and Ku-ku too. :) I hope we can do even more fun things afterwards~

I always have time for my darlings though!!! You can still come say hi, but make sure you don't get in the way of any rides! You could get hurt, and that's no fun. :(

I hope everyone else's Kleinmases are fun too!!! :D

[lunar-lime]

Fun at the Fun Fair ☃⛄❄

[nusharkteeth]

wanted to doodle this

[wanders-in-wonderland]

Send me a number (or several numbers) and I will happily answer! Or ask me something not on this list! I've always seen people do these question games and have always wanted to do one myself so I put together these questions from several similar lists circulating around on Tumblr!

Any unexpected ways kink has improved your life?  If so, what are they?

Are piercings sexy?

Are tattoos sexy?

Are there any sex toys you want to try?

Are you more of a dominant, submissive, or switch?

Are you rough or romantic?

Are you the jealous type?

Are you vocal during sex?

Do you have a gag reflex?

Do you kiss on the first date?

Do you like being blindfolded?

Do you like dirty talk?

Do you like hair-pulling?

Do you like it rough or romantic?

Do you like it when your sexual partner moans?

Do you like name-calling in bed?

Do you like seeing the evidence (bruises, bite marks, hickies)?

Do you like teasing or being teased?

Do you like to cuddle?

Do you like to swallow?

Do you like watching or being watched?

Do you prefer having foreplay or getting right to it?

Do you prefer long hair or short hair?

Do you prefer to give or receive when it comes to sex?

Do you watch porn?

Have you ever cried during sex?

Have you ever faked an orgasm?

Have you ever had a one-night stand?

Have you ever had sex in a public place?

Have you ever had sex in the shower?

Have you ever had to use your safe word?

Have you ever spanked or been spanked in the bedroom?

Have you ever squirted before?

Have you/would you have a threesome?

Have you/would you participate in an orgy?

Have/would you ever have sex outside?

How do you feel about public displays of affection?

How many people have you had sex with?

Is it good sex even if you don’t cum?

Tongue or no tongue while kissing?

What are your BDSM test results?

What are your thoughts on friends with benefits?

What do you like and dislike about oral sex?

What do you think about toys in the bedroom?

What do you wear to bed?

What is an overrated sex position?

What is an underrated sex position?

What is one thing you really like during sex that you wish happened more often?

What is something that never fails to make you horny?

What is the best sexual ego boost you’ve received?

What is the first thing that draws your attention when you meet someone new?

What is your biggest turn-off?

What is your favorite color to wear?

What is your favorite kind of foreplay?

What is your favorite kink and why?

What is your favorite part of your body?

What is your favorite pet name?

What is your favorite position in the bedroom?

What is your favorite type of non-sexual contact?

What is your newest kink?

What is your safe word?

What is your top sexual fantasy?

Which part of your body do you consider the most sexy?

Would you have sex on the first date?

Would you rather be handcuffed or blindfolded?

Would you rather make out or cuddle?

[ask-an-e-droid]

((A/N: YESSSSSSS))

((Be on the lookout for some fun fair events here!! And feel free to ask Blade some questions in the meantime~))

((Also, teeny intimacy room spoilers below!))

I ABSOLUTELY CHOOSE TO BELIEVE THIS MEANS THE CLAN MEMBERS CANONICALLY FUCK

And I choose to believe it's Kuya's example he's following hehehe~

[ask-an-e-droid]

Author's Note:

FINALLY!!!

My laptop decided to implode a couple months ago so I've been entirely on mobile, but I finally got a new one yesterday! I'm psyched to be able to get back to edits and writing on an Actual Keyboard, so keep a lookout for more fun things here! :D (I'll also probably start doing drabble requests and stuff on my main Nuca blog @kuyadevotee!)

[nenestansunsthings]

the new blade ssr is so so cute i had to draw him!!!! utter sweetie i am absolutely pulling for him

[nilesmoon]

blade fans we keep winning when it comes to getting the cutest outfits in game

[nusharkteeth]

theme park date! theme park date!

I was experimenting a bit but I did like the version without color too.

[ask-an-e-droid]

I think you already have a good "self-care" activity! Your little art projects!

Making candle darlings and other little trinkets most likely make you happy and..well as relaxed as a droid can be!

Reading your various books could also count!

Self care doesn't have to be this big complicated thing. It can be as simple as just decorating your space with things that bring you joy!

Oh oh oh, my Darlings count???? I can make soooo many more!!! :DDD That's perfect, 'cause it makes me happy so it's self-care, but it also makes Darling happy!!!

I'll make sooo many and put them everywhere!! That'll make us all extra happy~

[ask-an-e-droid]

Dear Diary!

Today Darling taught me about a thing called self care!!!! He says it's all about doing things for yourself, to make your body and mind haply and healthy!!

I told him the thing that makes me happiest is making Darling happy, but apparently that's not the point! Even people who looove making other people happy should still do things to make themselves happy...but I don't know what to do!!!

Maybe I should go out and ask people! I love talking to people, but I don't do it much 'cause I always wanna be around Darling~ Also he thinks I'd "drag chaos in my wake," which sounds fun!

Okay, I've decided!! That's what I'll do!!! It's gonna be so fun~ Yay!

- Blade

[sea-arsonist]

I always liked Quinte.

Mainly because of how Dante and Quincy look together in an aesthetic sense.

BUT then their little cannon dynamic came out.

Now you may be wondering....what dynamic??? They barely interacted in game- yES that is true, Quinte began as a rarepair crackship.

BUT. HEAR ME OUT.

The second winter event gave this ship quite the assortment of ~crumbs~.

What I'm talking about is the way Dante is trying his damn hardest to be respectful towards Quincy. Tries his best not to offend him....HE'S BEING SO SUBMISSIVE-

Like the in the carving that boat scene???

Dante was like "ew who did that it's so plain 🙄"

And Quincy responded with the least amount of chalanting ever "I made it what's wrong with it"

Dante iMMEDIEATELY FOLDED LIKE

"nOOO I DIDN'T MEAN TO OFFEND"

It was so funny

Immediately rewired my brain towards them

THEY HAVE THE PERFECT "schoolboy crush" DYNAMIC.

DANTE IS TRYING TO IMPRESS QUINCY SO BAD AND QUINCY'S JUST LIKE: 👍

He yearns for the dilfy embrace in silence....

Like you wouldn't catch Dante DEAD seeking for the approval of others.

But idek there's something about being sometimes acknowledged by an aloof forest daddy that makes him a little giddy...

DO YOU SEE MY VISION- DO YOU SEE MY VISION- DO YOU SEE

*copium*

[https-rei]

Little Chick!!!! *Blade waves excitedly and bounces in front of Rei* I learned some fun new facts today, wanna hear? :DDD

A soft, fond smile dresses itself on Rei’s face at the sight of Blade waving and bouncing around before him. Who couldn’t help but smile at the e-droid? He truly was a sweetheart.

Some new facts? I’d love to hear them. Are they about anything specific?

[ask-an-e-droid]

Yeah!!!! I learned that moles have penises with four heads!!! But they only use two at a time. And ducks' are in the shape of corkscrews!!! So many weird penises out there!!!! :D

*Blade grins proudly about his penis knowledge and gives Rei a pat on the head*

[https-rei]

Only two at a time? That’s quite interesting. I’m surprised that they can’t use all four at once. Or even have four of them. And ducks do have weird genitalia , don’t they? Did you happen to read this in one of your books? Or did someone tell you about this?

Rei feels a chuckle or two slide from his lips at the sudden facts which were shared to him. His smile grew fonder at the headpat he had received, and reached out his hand to return the Gesture to Blade.

[ask-an-e-droid]

I found the books in Little Aster's library!!! Plus lots of ones that Little Ed would like!!! They have pictures and everything. :) There was this one about a guy and a werewolf... Hehe~

*Blade giggles and nuzzles happily into Rei's hand*

[https-rei]

I’m not surprised that Aster has books on animals and their various facts. He’s always been so affectionate with his pets. Books that are to Edmond’s likening are also not that surprising. Do you think he reads that one werewolf one often?

Amused by his last comment, Rei snickers softly. At the sensation of Blade nuzzling into his hand, a gentle “awwww” leaves the reserved man.

[ask-an-e-droid]

I dunno if he does, but he tooootally should!!! I read it and it was really good! Do you think werewolves are like wolf yokai? I should ask Garugaru and Karukaru, maybe they'd like it too!!!! Or Kyu-kyu, he's kinda like a wolf!

*Blade practically beams at Rei, thrilled to be sharing his knowledge~*

[https-rei]

I think Kuya won’t take being called a werewolf too kindly. Not unless you’d want him to make you into a more .. unenjoyable aspect of his enjoyment. The last thing anyone wants is to be a toy to him. But, I do think GaruKaru could be kind of like a werewolf in some way? Maybe not entirely; there’s differences and everything .

Rei began to ramble out his thoughts. Leave it to him to be more blunt and honest, but also thinking aloud. Whether or not Blade would pay attention or not, he was glad to have a set of ears around.

[ask-an-e-droid]

*Blade listens to Rei with rapt attention, not missing a single word of the man's explanations*

Well, if Kyu-kyu isn't like a werewolf, then he's a werefox! Is that a thing??

There are lots of other monsters in the books too! Like big dragons and ghosts and zombies!!! Quinquin could be a dragon, he's big and strong!! And you remind me of a ghost and a zombie sometimes, Little Chick!! When you don't get enough sleep and you look all tired. :D

[https-rei]

Rei tilts his head at the comment, and comparison of him to a ghost and a zombie when he doesn’t sleep a normal amount. The damn night owl he was. It didn’t hinder him from raising a brow at this.

A ghost and a zombie? Now , Quincy as a dragon would make a serious amount of sense. Kuya being a werefox is such an intriguing concept that I’d love to look into more.

But, dearest Blade, what makes you believe that I’m both of those entities combined? I’m sure I do sleep enough on …. Most occasions. Surely I don’t look as horrendous when I’m sleep deprived, right?

[ask-an-e-droid]

You look really bad when you don't sleep enough! :D You get all grey and your eyes have big circles!! It's okay though, 'cause your eyes are pretty either way!

Darling says you look like death warmed over!!! So you should sleep more! I can sing you a lullaby when you wanna sleep~

*Blade grabs both of Rei's hands and starts rocking them both back and forth, closing his eyes happily*

Lalala~

[https-rei]

Mister Eiden says a lot of things, I’m not surprised that he’d say that I look like that. It’s a major suprise to hear it come from you however — oh?

Rei’s eyes widen a bit at the sudden touch and rocking, but he can’t help the small chuckle that came from himself. It was amusing, and the e-droid’s little lullaby was quite soothing . To Rei, anyways.

That’s - That’s very kind of you to offer. I’d be more than happy to consider it, Blade.

[ask-an-e-droid]

*Blade grins widely and bounces on his toes when Rei agrees to his idea. He's just so happy to help his friends!*

Yay!! So when you're sleepy, you come to the mansion, okay? And I'll sing you a song and bring you some tea and we can sleep together! :D

Oh, but not right now, because it's daytime!! So we'll have to find something else fun to do...

*Blade looks around exaggeratedly, wracking his brain for a good idea*

Hmm... OH!!!! Why don't we play a game? :DDD

[https-rei]

There’s a strong, strong feeling of adoration that Rei is feeling about seeing Blade so energetic. So happy, so full of life. It’s funny seeing someone so reserved and aloof having such a tender spot for Blade.

A game? I think that would be quite interesting . Which kind of game would you like to play?

Rei tilts his head to the side, his bangs sweeping downward along with the motion.

There’s always a card game. Eiden taught me a few of them. Something more physical, a board game or two.. or anything else?

[ask-an-e-droid]

Blade literally hops with enthusiasm when Rei agrees to play with him; he usually only plays with Garu and Karu, so this is extra exciting!

Oooo, let's play hide and seek!! You have to go find a good place to hide, and I'll come find you~ Don't worry though, I won't look!!

Blade grins, eyes practically shining with happiness~

Do you wanna, Little Chick? Pleaseeee~?

[https-rei]

Who could say no to such a happy little e-droid like Blade? I mean, just look at those eyes! He’s so happy! So, of course Rei gave in.

I don’t see why not. It’ll be fun, and I’ll be sure to win. :) How high will you be counting? Will there be anything that’s off limits?

Rei would be lying if he said that he wasn’t a little excited. Come on, he hasn’t played games like this in… well, a really long time.

[ask-an-e-droid]

Hmmmm, I'll count too 100!! And you can go anywhere, I don't mind~ But it'd better be a good spot, 'cause I'm really good at finding people...

Blade's smile turns...well, predatory is a strong word, but there's certainly a gleam of something in his eyes, and his sharp teeth somehow become even more apparent.

Are you ready?? I'll close my eyes and start counting now!!! Go hide, Little Chick~

One, two, three...

[https-rei]

Being the observant person Rei is, it wasn’t impossible for him to catch that gleam of … something in Blade’s eyes before he had started counting. Was ravening the right word? It had to be close — oh fuck, he was already counting.

Ri—Right away, Blade.

The researcher didn’t have enough time to truly think more about that glint paired with that smile. It was an instantaneous reaction he had; he had bolted off further into the mansion. Gold eyes scattered around for a good hiding spot from the e-droid. Hell, Rei was so hyperfocused on looking for a spot, that he almost ignored greetings or confused looks from their clanmates.

He ran up and down stairs, just looking for the perfect spot! And then it came to him. Under Aster’s bed The little vampire wouldn’t mind him hiding there, would he? Surely not. And the blankets and sheets were quite long, too. So, there he dove not-so-gracefully, a hand clasping over his mouth to muffle his panting.

[ask-an-e-droid]

Blade keeps counting out loud even when Rei's hurried footsteps fade away. Excitement flutters in his stomach; he loves this game!

Ninety-eight, ninety-nine, one-hundred!! Hehe, time to find Little Chick~ I wonder where he went...

Blade starts with the direction he heard Rei run off towards initially, but that only helps for so long. His attention is laser-focused on his goal, and anyone looking at him might think he has reverted back to his assassin mindset for some reason...

It takes at least ten minutes, but Blade finally nails down the general area he knows Rei is in. He's a little surprised to find himself near Aster and Morvay's rooms; most people would probably stay away for fear of receiving one of Aster's infamous punishments, but Blade isn't worried, and apparently neither is Rei.

Blade starts with Morvay's room, but there's no sign of his target. It's not till he opens Aster's door that he finally feels Rei's essence. He grins and closes the door behind him.

I know you're in here, Little Chick~ Come out come out wherever you are~

[https-rei]

For the first five - maybe six - minutes, Rei was so confident that he had hidden somewhat well from Blade. Come on, Aster was sure to punish someone for going into his room. Not that the researcher cared so much; he’s sure that he can …convince Aster to lessen it if it came to that, wink wink. But that was besides the point right now!

As he heard Blade come closer, and even closer, there begins a regret of where he had chosen to hide. How was he narrowing in so soon?? It baffles Rei. Surprises him, really. And that surprise turns to some sort of anticipation and fear as Blade enters Aster’s room soon after. He even called out his nickname! How on earth is he able to know he’s here?

No. No. It had to be a guess, right? Blade was guessing, surely! But why didn’t he call out “Little Chick” in Morvay’s room..? There was to time to think. Slowly, Rei shuffled his body towards the wall that Aster’s bed was up against. Like that was going to be a saving grace, but it was worth a shot. With a soft gasp and wide eyes, he looked around the area and listened closely for Blade’s further actions.

[ask-an-e-droid]

Blade can't help but smile as he makes his way around the room, checking for Rei in Aster's various closets and wardrobes. Finding them all empty, he tries the bathroom next, with similar luck. That leaves just one more option: the large bed in the middle of the room.

Rei obviously isn't on the bed; Aster's bed is meticulously made, and someone beneath the blankets would leave an obvious lump. So therefore...

Hehe~ Found you, Little Chick!!

In one smooth motion, Blade drops to his knees and grabs Rei's ankles, then easily drags him out from under the bed, flips him onto his back, and pounces on him, pinning his wrists to the floor (gently, so as not to bruise him) so he can't wriggle away.

Looks like I win~!

[https-rei]

Little Chick!!!! *Blade waves excitedly and bounces in front of Rei* I learned some fun new facts today, wanna hear? :DDD

A soft, fond smile dresses itself on Rei’s face at the sight of Blade waving and bouncing around before him. Who couldn’t help but smile at the e-droid? He truly was a sweetheart.

Some new facts? I’d love to hear them. Are they about anything specific?

[ask-an-e-droid]

Yeah!!!! I learned that moles have penises with four heads!!! But they only use two at a time. And ducks' are in the shape of corkscrews!!! So many weird penises out there!!!! :D

*Blade grins proudly about his penis knowledge and gives Rei a pat on the head*

[https-rei]

Only two at a time? That’s quite interesting. I’m surprised that they can’t use all four at once. Or even have four of them. And ducks do have weird genitalia , don’t they? Did you happen to read this in one of your books? Or did someone tell you about this?

Rei feels a chuckle or two slide from his lips at the sudden facts which were shared to him. His smile grew fonder at the headpat he had received, and reached out his hand to return the Gesture to Blade.

[ask-an-e-droid]

I found the books in Little Aster's library!!! Plus lots of ones that Little Ed would like!!! They have pictures and everything. :) There was this one about a guy and a werewolf... Hehe~

*Blade giggles and nuzzles happily into Rei's hand*

[https-rei]

I’m not surprised that Aster has books on animals and their various facts. He’s always been so affectionate with his pets. Books that are to Edmond’s likening are also not that surprising. Do you think he reads that one werewolf one often?

Amused by his last comment, Rei snickers softly. At the sensation of Blade nuzzling into his hand, a gentle “awwww” leaves the reserved man.

[ask-an-e-droid]

I dunno if he does, but he tooootally should!!! I read it and it was really good! Do you think werewolves are like wolf yokai? I should ask Garugaru and Karukaru, maybe they'd like it too!!!! Or Kyu-kyu, he's kinda like a wolf!

*Blade practically beams at Rei, thrilled to be sharing his knowledge~*

[https-rei]

I think Kuya won’t take being called a werewolf too kindly. Not unless you’d want him to make you into a more .. unenjoyable aspect of his enjoyment. The last thing anyone wants is to be a toy to him. But, I do think GaruKaru could be kind of like a werewolf in some way? Maybe not entirely; there’s differences and everything .

Rei began to ramble out his thoughts. Leave it to him to be more blunt and honest, but also thinking aloud. Whether or not Blade would pay attention or not, he was glad to have a set of ears around.

[ask-an-e-droid]

*Blade listens to Rei with rapt attention, not missing a single word of the man's explanations*

Well, if Kyu-kyu isn't like a werewolf, then he's a werefox! Is that a thing??

There are lots of other monsters in the books too! Like big dragons and ghosts and zombies!!! Quinquin could be a dragon, he's big and strong!! And you remind me of a ghost and a zombie sometimes, Little Chick!! When you don't get enough sleep and you look all tired. :D

[https-rei]

Rei tilts his head at the comment, and comparison of him to a ghost and a zombie when he doesn’t sleep a normal amount. The damn night owl he was. It didn’t hinder him from raising a brow at this.

A ghost and a zombie? Now , Quincy as a dragon would make a serious amount of sense. Kuya being a werefox is such an intriguing concept that I’d love to look into more.

But, dearest Blade, what makes you believe that I’m both of those entities combined? I’m sure I do sleep enough on …. Most occasions. Surely I don’t look as horrendous when I’m sleep deprived, right?

[ask-an-e-droid]

You look really bad when you don't sleep enough! :D You get all grey and your eyes have big circles!! It's okay though, 'cause your eyes are pretty either way!

Darling says you look like death warmed over!!! So you should sleep more! I can sing you a lullaby when you wanna sleep~

*Blade grabs both of Rei's hands and starts rocking them both back and forth, closing his eyes happily*

Lalala~

[https-rei]

Mister Eiden says a lot of things, I’m not surprised that he’d say that I look like that. It’s a major suprise to hear it come from you however — oh?

Rei’s eyes widen a bit at the sudden touch and rocking, but he can’t help the small chuckle that came from himself. It was amusing, and the e-droid’s little lullaby was quite soothing . To Rei, anyways.

That’s - That’s very kind of you to offer. I’d be more than happy to consider it, Blade.

[ask-an-e-droid]

*Blade grins widely and bounces on his toes when Rei agrees to his idea. He's just so happy to help his friends!*

Yay!! So when you're sleepy, you come to the mansion, okay? And I'll sing you a song and bring you some tea and we can sleep together! :D

Oh, but not right now, because it's daytime!! So we'll have to find something else fun to do...

*Blade looks around exaggeratedly, wracking his brain for a good idea*

Hmm... OH!!!! Why don't we play a game? :DDD

[https-rei]

There’s a strong, strong feeling of adoration that Rei is feeling about seeing Blade so energetic. So happy, so full of life. It’s funny seeing someone so reserved and aloof having such a tender spot for Blade.

A game? I think that would be quite interesting . Which kind of game would you like to play?

Rei tilts his head to the side, his bangs sweeping downward along with the motion.

There’s always a card game. Eiden taught me a few of them. Something more physical, a board game or two.. or anything else?

[ask-an-e-droid]

Blade literally hops with enthusiasm when Rei agrees to play with him; he usually only plays with Garu and Karu, so this is extra exciting!

Oooo, let's play hide and seek!! You have to go find a good place to hide, and I'll come find you~ Don't worry though, I won't look!!

Blade grins, eyes practically shining with happiness~

Do you wanna, Little Chick? Pleaseeee~?

[https-rei]

Who could say no to such a happy little e-droid like Blade? I mean, just look at those eyes! He’s so happy! So, of course Rei gave in.

I don’t see why not. It’ll be fun, and I’ll be sure to win. :) How high will you be counting? Will there be anything that’s off limits?

Rei would be lying if he said that he wasn’t a little excited. Come on, he hasn’t played games like this in… well, a really long time.

[ask-an-e-droid]

Hmmmm, I'll count too 100!! And you can go anywhere, I don't mind~ But it'd better be a good spot, 'cause I'm really good at finding people...

Blade's smile turns...well, predatory is a strong word, but there's certainly a gleam of something in his eyes, and his sharp teeth somehow become even more apparent.

Are you ready?? I'll close my eyes and start counting now!!! Go hide, Little Chick~

One, two, three...

[https-rei]

Being the observant person Rei is, it wasn’t impossible for him to catch that gleam of … something in Blade’s eyes before he had started counting. Was ravening the right word? It had to be close — oh fuck, he was already counting.

Ri—Right away, Blade.

The researcher didn’t have enough time to truly think more about that glint paired with that smile. It was an instantaneous reaction he had; he had bolted off further into the mansion. Gold eyes scattered around for a good hiding spot from the e-droid. Hell, Rei was so hyperfocused on looking for a spot, that he almost ignored greetings or confused looks from their clanmates.

He ran up and down stairs, just looking for the perfect spot! And then it came to him. Under Aster’s bed The little vampire wouldn’t mind him hiding there, would he? Surely not. And the blankets and sheets were quite long, too. So, there he dove not-so-gracefully, a hand clasping over his mouth to muffle his panting.

[ask-an-e-droid]

Blade keeps counting out loud even when Rei's hurried footsteps fade away. Excitement flutters in his stomach; he loves this game!

Ninety-eight, ninety-nine, one-hundred!! Hehe, time to find Little Chick~ I wonder where he went...

Blade starts with the direction he heard Rei run off towards initially, but that only helps for so long. His attention is laser-focused on his goal, and anyone looking at him might think he has reverted back to his assassin mindset for some reason...

It takes at least ten minutes, but Blade finally nails down the general area he knows Rei is in. He's a little surprised to find himself near Aster and Morvay's rooms; most people would probably stay away for fear of receiving one of Aster's infamous punishments, but Blade isn't worried, and apparently neither is Rei.

Blade starts with Morvay's room, but there's no sign of his target. It's not till he opens Aster's door that he finally feels Rei's essence. He grins and closes the door behind him.

I know you're in here, Little Chick~ Come out come out wherever you are~

[https-rei]

Little Chick!!!! *Blade waves excitedly and bounces in front of Rei* I learned some fun new facts today, wanna hear? :DDD

A soft, fond smile dresses itself on Rei’s face at the sight of Blade waving and bouncing around before him. Who couldn’t help but smile at the e-droid? He truly was a sweetheart.

Some new facts? I’d love to hear them. Are they about anything specific?

[ask-an-e-droid]

Yeah!!!! I learned that moles have penises with four heads!!! But they only use two at a time. And ducks' are in the shape of corkscrews!!! So many weird penises out there!!!! :D

*Blade grins proudly about his penis knowledge and gives Rei a pat on the head*

[https-rei]

Only two at a time? That’s quite interesting. I’m surprised that they can’t use all four at once. Or even have four of them. And ducks do have weird genitalia , don’t they? Did you happen to read this in one of your books? Or did someone tell you about this?

Rei feels a chuckle or two slide from his lips at the sudden facts which were shared to him. His smile grew fonder at the headpat he had received, and reached out his hand to return the Gesture to Blade.

[ask-an-e-droid]

I found the books in Little Aster's library!!! Plus lots of ones that Little Ed would like!!! They have pictures and everything. :) There was this one about a guy and a werewolf... Hehe~

*Blade giggles and nuzzles happily into Rei's hand*

[https-rei]

I’m not surprised that Aster has books on animals and their various facts. He’s always been so affectionate with his pets. Books that are to Edmond’s likening are also not that surprising. Do you think he reads that one werewolf one often?

Amused by his last comment, Rei snickers softly. At the sensation of Blade nuzzling into his hand, a gentle “awwww” leaves the reserved man.

[ask-an-e-droid]

I dunno if he does, but he tooootally should!!! I read it and it was really good! Do you think werewolves are like wolf yokai? I should ask Garugaru and Karukaru, maybe they'd like it too!!!! Or Kyu-kyu, he's kinda like a wolf!

*Blade practically beams at Rei, thrilled to be sharing his knowledge~*

[https-rei]

I think Kuya won’t take being called a werewolf too kindly. Not unless you’d want him to make you into a more .. unenjoyable aspect of his enjoyment. The last thing anyone wants is to be a toy to him. But, I do think GaruKaru could be kind of like a werewolf in some way? Maybe not entirely; there’s differences and everything .

Rei began to ramble out his thoughts. Leave it to him to be more blunt and honest, but also thinking aloud. Whether or not Blade would pay attention or not, he was glad to have a set of ears around.

[ask-an-e-droid]

*Blade listens to Rei with rapt attention, not missing a single word of the man's explanations*

Well, if Kyu-kyu isn't like a werewolf, then he's a werefox! Is that a thing??

There are lots of other monsters in the books too! Like big dragons and ghosts and zombies!!! Quinquin could be a dragon, he's big and strong!! And you remind me of a ghost and a zombie sometimes, Little Chick!! When you don't get enough sleep and you look all tired. :D

[https-rei]

Rei tilts his head at the comment, and comparison of him to a ghost and a zombie when he doesn’t sleep a normal amount. The damn night owl he was. It didn’t hinder him from raising a brow at this.

A ghost and a zombie? Now , Quincy as a dragon would make a serious amount of sense. Kuya being a werefox is such an intriguing concept that I’d love to look into more.

But, dearest Blade, what makes you believe that I’m both of those entities combined? I’m sure I do sleep enough on …. Most occasions. Surely I don’t look as horrendous when I’m sleep deprived, right?

[ask-an-e-droid]

You look really bad when you don't sleep enough! :D You get all grey and your eyes have big circles!! It's okay though, 'cause your eyes are pretty either way!

Darling says you look like death warmed over!!! So you should sleep more! I can sing you a lullaby when you wanna sleep~

*Blade grabs both of Rei's hands and starts rocking them both back and forth, closing his eyes happily*

Lalala~

[https-rei]

Mister Eiden says a lot of things, I’m not surprised that he’d say that I look like that. It’s a major suprise to hear it come from you however — oh?

Rei’s eyes widen a bit at the sudden touch and rocking, but he can’t help the small chuckle that came from himself. It was amusing, and the e-droid’s little lullaby was quite soothing . To Rei, anyways.

That’s - That’s very kind of you to offer. I’d be more than happy to consider it, Blade.

[ask-an-e-droid]

*Blade grins widely and bounces on his toes when Rei agrees to his idea. He's just so happy to help his friends!*

Yay!! So when you're sleepy, you come to the mansion, okay? And I'll sing you a song and bring you some tea and we can sleep together! :D

Oh, but not right now, because it's daytime!! So we'll have to find something else fun to do...

*Blade looks around exaggeratedly, wracking his brain for a good idea*

Hmm... OH!!!! Why don't we play a game? :DDD

[https-rei]

There’s a strong, strong feeling of adoration that Rei is feeling about seeing Blade so energetic. So happy, so full of life. It’s funny seeing someone so reserved and aloof having such a tender spot for Blade.

A game? I think that would be quite interesting . Which kind of game would you like to play?

Rei tilts his head to the side, his bangs sweeping downward along with the motion.

There’s always a card game. Eiden taught me a few of them. Something more physical, a board game or two.. or anything else?

[ask-an-e-droid]

Blade literally hops with enthusiasm when Rei agrees to play with him; he usually only plays with Garu and Karu, so this is extra exciting!

Oooo, let's play hide and seek!! You have to go find a good place to hide, and I'll come find you~ Don't worry though, I won't look!!

Blade grins, eyes practically shining with happiness~

Do you wanna, Little Chick? Pleaseeee~?

[https-rei]

Who could say no to such a happy little e-droid like Blade? I mean, just look at those eyes! He’s so happy! So, of course Rei gave in.

I don’t see why not. It’ll be fun, and I’ll be sure to win. :) How high will you be counting? Will there be anything that’s off limits?

Rei would be lying if he said that he wasn’t a little excited. Come on, he hasn’t played games like this in… well, a really long time.

[ask-an-e-droid]

Hmmmm, I'll count too 100!! And you can go anywhere, I don't mind~ But it'd better be a good spot, 'cause I'm really good at finding people...

Blade's smile turns...well, predatory is a strong word, but there's certainly a gleam of something in his eyes, and his sharp teeth somehow become even more apparent.

Are you ready?? I'll close my eyes and start counting now!!! Go hide, Little Chick~

One, two, three...

[ask-olivine]

Your turn, O~livine! :D

🍑 🎲

- @ask-an-e-droid

Hi, Blade! Thank you for the roll!

[ 18. post a outfit they'd like to see sender in ]

Oh? Hmm...that's quite difficult, actually! You'd look cute in any outfit, dear.

What kind of outfit would you like to try on? I think you'd look lovely in something flowy, don't you?

[ask-an-e-droid]

Oh oh!! I reaaaally liked wearing what the black and white puffy dresses wear!!! It was soooo fun and cute!! But I saw a thing once where a dress had cuts up the sides, two of them so your legs can come through when you walk!! And it looked so nice, so I'd wanna try something like that! :D

[ask-olivine]

Oh! My, that really would look lovely on you, Blade!

I've seen dresses that hug your figure, or have little cutouts in them for style...I would definitely be open to trying something like that! Maybe we can ask Aster if he'd make us something like that.

[ask-an-e-droid]

O~LIVINEEEE!!! You'd look soooooo pretty and cute in a nice dress!!!!! :DDD We can be matching! I think you should have something that shows your back, it's so lovely and soft~ Good for smooches!!! o3o

[ask-olivine]

Hehe, do you think so? I'd love to match with you, Blade! I didn't realize my back was so nice...I'm usually told about the front, more. Gosh, you certainly know how to make me feel pretty! ♡

[ask-an-e-droid]

Yeah yeah yeah!!! :DDD It's so smooth and soft and has nice muscles!!! And your front is so pretty too, and your arms and legs and face, all of you is pretty! And everyone should tell you that all the time!! *He gives Oli a great big hug and a smooch on the cheek*

[ask-olivine]

Olivine's face is red from the compliments, hugging Blade back with just as much strength. With one hand, he pushes Blade's bangs out of the way and plants a big smooch on his forehead.

Oh, you are just the sweetest thing, Blade! How'd you get so sweet, huh? Do you have honey running through that body of yours?

[ask-an-e-droid]

Nope! :D Only thing I have in me is essence!! And maybe some adamantite here and there, I'm not really sure! Maybe I should have Little Chick look, he likes to take me apart...

*Blade gazes into the distance for a moment before hopping back to attention and picking Oli up to spin him around*

Hehe~ O~livine is so light! If I'm filled with honey then you're filled with fluffy feathers!! Like an angel!!!

[ask-olivine]

Olivine is nearly worried at Blade's statement and pause, only to yelp in surprise as the e-droid scoops him off his feet. It certainly isn't every day that happens!

Goodness, Blade, he certainly seems to put you back together well enough! You say I'm light, but I think you're just strong, dearest. But you're also still the sweetest, regardless of what you're made out of. You'd do well to remember how wonderful you are, alright?

[ask-an-e-droid]

Awww, O~livine is so nice!!

*Blade twirls Oli around again before setting him back down*

I know O~livine feels sad sometimes, so you gotta remember those things too! That you're amazing and wonderful!!! :DDD

[ask-olivine]

Hehe! I mean it, sweetheart!

Olivine can't help but giggle as he's set down, gently brushing off his clothes and briefly planting a peck on Blade's cheek.

Oh, I think we all feel sad sometimes, Blade! I will certainly do my best to remember that. Thank you, dearest!

[ask-an-e-droid]

*Blade tilts his head a little, expression pensive as he watches Olivine*

Yeah, but Oli is sad more than he wants people to know... 'Cause he feels like he needs to make everyone happy, but he doesn't take care of himself sometimes...

*Blade's thoughtful expression quickly morphs into a big smile*

So I'll take care of O~livine instead!! So don't be sad, okay~? :D

[ask-olivine]

Olivine pauses at Blade's words, breath hitching gently in his throat. The priest thought he was pretty good at hiding his emotions by now, having plenty of practice at sermons and even just daily temple run-ins.

It was almost a bit scary, hearing Blade say things that he thought were invisible. But the e-droid's warm smile was enough to put a similar one on his face, softly wrapping his arms around Blade and pulling him in for another, but significantly softer hug.

...Thank you, Blade. I don't think you understand how much I needed to hear that...you're just the sweetest, aren't you?

[ask-an-e-droid]

Hehe~ No, that's you, O~livine!! Everyone thinks so!

*Blade gives Oli a big hug that lasts a long moment before he suddenly sweeps him into a bridal carry*

Okay Oli, time to take care of you!!! What do you wanna do?? Food? Playtime? Reading? Crafts??? :D

[ask-olivine]

Blade's words could've easily make the priest cry from their sweetness, but being scooped into his arms was enough to break Olivine out of it, instead dissolving into a fit of giggles. He'd never been carried like this, before! There was something about it that made Oli's heart throb...

Ohh, my, those all sound quite nice, don't they? Hmm...would you like a story, Blade? I've got a few written for the children at our next story time, and I could certainly use the practice!

[ask-an-e-droid]

YEAH!!! I'd loooove one of O~livine'e stories!!!

*Blade rushes to the nearest couch and plops Oli onto it, then snuggles up close, his eyes practically sparkling as he gazes up at the priest.*

D'you have them memorized? Do you need a book?? I can get it really quick if you do!!!

[ask-olivine]

Olivine's laughter simply couldn't cease, especially when Blade snuggled right up to him excitedly. The priest wrapped his arm around the other's back, looking into his sweet eyes with a relaxed smile.

I've mostly memorized it, I believe, but forgive me if I stutter, dear! I've got a couple I'm trying to practice. Would you prefer a fantasy story adventure, or something a little more laid back, Blade?

[ask-an-e-droid]

Fantasy!! :D With dragons!! But nice ones, it's the worst when they get hurt.

And maybe you can add some stuff like Little Ed likes in his books, hehehe~

*Blade looks innocently up at Olivine; if you didn't know him well, you might miss the mischief hidden in that expression~*

[ask-olivine]

Olivine's expression changes to one of curiousity for a moment, before blushing with a rather embarrassed smile. He almost couldn't believe what Blade was implying! Then again...he IS a clan member. I suppose all of us have a bit of mischief in us, huh?

Oh, my, Blade...this won't be one I can read to the children! But I don't mind. I think I have something we're both sure to enjoy-- and don't worry! I promise the dragon doesn't get hurt.

Our story must start off with a protagonist. Who would you like that to be, dearest?

[ask-an-e-droid]

*Blade bounces happily in place when Olivine agrees with his proposal before snuggling up even closer than before*

O~livine has the be the hero!! Because he's strong and brave and handsome, like the heroes in all the stories! :DDD

Darling should be there too, but as something silly, like a little gnome, hehe~

[ask-olivine]

With Blade so close, it was too easy for Olivine to relax into his arms, the priest resting his head against the e-droid's fluffy bangs. The feeling of his slightly cold, yet pleasant body against Oli's-- which was easy to overheat-- was simply blissful.

Hehe! You're too sweet, Blade...I can certainly slip our beloved Eiden in, somehow. But that leaves me with one more question...who would you like to be, Blade? A friend and ally for the protag? Or maybe...the dragon, hmm?

[ask-an-e-droid]

*Blade's eyes practically sparkle when Olivine suggests he should be the dragon*

YEAH! THAT'S PERFECT!!! O~livine always has such good ideas~ And I'd be a good dragon because I have sharp teeth!

*Blade bares said teeth in a wide grin, then wraps his arms around Oli's waist to wait for the story to start~*

[ask-olivine]

You'd be the best dragon, Blade! I have a feeling this story will be quite fun for both of us...

Our story begins as Oli, a mage known for his skills in healing magic, sets out on a long, difficult adventure to visit the elder dragon, known as Blade, who's been rumored to be in great peril...

As Olivine tells the story of the familiar mage travelling the land, his hands gently thread though Blade's fluffy hair, rubbing through the strands lovingly. The tale made sure to include all of Blade's requests, from Eiden the Gnome to...well, to the things that "Little Ed likes in his books," as well.

In fact, upon the mage and dragon meeting, Oli made sure to tend to the mighty beast's wounds with his magic; only to learn that it wasn't an injury making the dragon act unusually...the mage made sure to take care of *that,* too.

...And then the great mage Olivine and the powerful dragon Blade lived together, with their pet gnome, happily ever after!

[ask-an-e-droid]

*Blade watches Olivine raptly all through the story, occasionally gasping or giggling at appropriate parts. He also adds in a few lines of his own, especially when the dragon was getting...ahem, help with his problem~ By the time the story is finished, Blade is practically on Olivine's lap, and he wiggles cutely at the happy ending.*

Oooo~livineeeeee, that was sooooo good!!! :DDD Now I wanna be a real dragon, and we could do the same things as in the story, hehe~ But since we can't, can I give you a kiss instead~?

[ask-olivine]

Olivine giggles at Blade's request, incredibly glad he enjoyed the story. It wasn't often Oli got to flex his creative writing skills with more adult themes, so it really was enjoyable to do so! Maybe he should do it more often...

Hehe, I'm so happy you liked it, sweetheart! I can't lie, being with a d-dragon like that is certainly an interesting thought...oh! But of course you can kiss me, Blade! It's so kind of you to ask...!

[ask-an-e-droid]

Blade wastes no time wriggling into Olivine's lap, straddling his hips and beaming like the sun.

Ahh, O~livine is soooo cute when his cheeks get all pink!! It makes me wanna give them a good smush, hehe~

Blade puts his hands on either side of Oli's face and squishes very gently, just enough to see the priest's cheeks smush a little...and then leans in for a big kiss!

Mwaaah~!

Hehe~ Oli tastes so sweet!!