Ask Uncle B

“Howdy Ladies and Germs- Uncle B here. Been stuck in this waiting room too darn long, and lemme tell you- there’s only so many ways you can find to scratch your balls and grab asses before a ghoul like me gets bored. - SO I thought I’d open up here for a question or two *grin* Fire away"

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Best of Ask Beetlejuice part three!

Oh dear ENJOY!

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saidhisname said: // Aww.. it’d be nice if you ever picked up your muse again!! We’re still around~

You never know- he’s a mischievous old git and might come to haunt me again!

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Is this blog still active?

This Blog is no longer active as the Muse no longer whispers filth in my ear.

However- while it lasted it was the best fun I’ve had in a long time.

Thank you all so much for joining us <3

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Ask-Beetlejuice part two!

Here’s some more sketches from my old ask blog- out of context and stupid as ever. He was the BEST fun to RP.

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MORE BETEL-PAST! <3

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Completely out of context- I give you some of the many sketches that happened on my old blog Ask-beetlejuice. These are a few of my favourites.

GOOD TIMES <3

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Here's some blog guff from the past few years!

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“He  probably lives in all times. He’s from no time. He’s from every time. He lives in every time period.”

- Michael Keaton

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KEEP IT FREAKY <3

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More WIPs

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OH MY GOD YES 

I started doing a similar thing way back when - of movie scenes in cartoon style - but I only managed to get two scenes done. <3 These are looking great! 

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Beastly Beverages Campaign

Beastly Beverages is a one man tea business which specialises in Fandom and Fantasy tea blends. A little geekery with your luxury.

Hello! Me again!

Just a reminder that this campaign is still going on. I have 53 days left, which may seem a long time but I really do need this extra push.

Just as a reminder, I do ship worldwide. Shipping is free on all perks. And if you drop me a message/comment, you can pick and choose what is in each particular perk.

I’ve worked really hard on this business and I’d hate to see it go bust. so please help.

Thank you very much! xxx

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A clanging sound is heard in the distance.  A rickety old wagon trundles into the village, crows cawing, circling over its smoke-trailing chimney as it streams filth into the clear air.

There is no horse drawing it.

"Roll up, roll up!" wheezes the driver, a sequin-covered disaster with hair the colour of smoke, as he creaks down from the seat, leather whip bumping against his spandex’d hip.  "Pitch us a penny!" he cries, rattling an old tin can with half a dead newt in the bottom.  "Donate an coin!  See the pretty teas!  Drinke the heated leafe brew!  Perhaps on coffee for you, sir..?"

In the back of a wagon, a suited man sits, smirking.  He strokes a glass jar of leaves and cinnamon in his beWestwood’d lappe and takes a great crunching mouthful out of a 1896 Art Nouveau teacup.  “Yes…” he purrs through some crunched up handle.  “Yes, Lucian… informe the Tumblr Village…”  He jangles a thick, iron chain that leaks out of the wagon and clamps fast to a heavy manacle around the Lucian’s dancing ankle.  The artist lets out a bleate of arousal and jiggles his tin cup menacingly at his art blog.  “Donaaaate”, he whispers viciously.  “Or I shall have to write fanfiction of myself and Mag agaaaaain.”

[After @FrogCroakley]

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If opportunity doesn’t knock, draw a door.   (at least that’s what the Handbook For The Recently Deceased says, right?)

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"Beetlejuice" 1988. A Tim Burton film.

Alternative movie poster. ©datalaze MMXIV

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"So, a girl almost married a ghost."

"I don’t know what possessed her."

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Help Fund Beastly Beverages! Get Awesome Perks!

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Beastly Beverages is a one man tea business which specialises in Fandom and Fantasy tea blends. A little geekery with your luxury.

Beastly Beverages is run by the lovely Mags, and if you live in the UK and want more fandom tea, you should definitely check this out. As well as Sherlock inspired tea, Beastly Beverages also has Doctor Who, Supernatural and fantasy inspired teas, all of which are delicious [Kafers has tried a fair few of them!]

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A friendly reminder that I ship world wide. And everyone who donates gets a little something extra as well as their Perk!

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(Apologies for coming off subject for a moment- but this wonderful company is run by my very dear friend and to see if fully bloom would be a dream come true.

Please have a read and help out if you can! Thank you <3)

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New portrait is finished, yay :D

Betelgeuse by Adrienne-the-ripper

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shitt..this is transparent i had to size ths down to make it transparent its actually that big whta the Fuck

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