Ask Crunchy Chip Cookie!

Sideblog for @alex-just-vibing Pretty simple, it's a ask blog for crunchy chip cookie! Feel free to send in asks!

[ask-crunchy-chip]

Hi there!

As the name suggests, this is a blog where you can ask crunchy chip cookie questions!

Just some info:

-I'll be tagging answers with "Crunchy Answers!"

-Ooc posts will be tagged with "ooc" (so creative /s)

-If you need to refer to me out of character (I dont see why, but just in case) I can be referred to as Alex, and with he/him :D

-You can ask ab relationships with other characters, but the only crunchy chip ship I will respond to is Wildchip./lh I'm sorry, but that's the only ship I like at the moment and know how to write.

-However, this is not specifically a Wildchip blog, I would like other asks too :D

-Use tone indicators when possible! /nf

-Please no:

•Extremely canon plot heavy asks, I'm not super super familiar with some of the later plot (I'm fucking stuck on the pitaya dragon 😭😭)

•Nsfw. Pretty self explanatory.

•Disrespect to any characters, Crunchy Chip or otherwise

If I need to add anything, I will, but that should be it for now! Have fun!!

[ask-crunchy-chip]

Hey crunchy, how are ya? Just wanted to drop in and ask how's wildberry and the wolves? Have a nice day!

"I've been doing good! So have the wolves. And Wildberry too, last I heard from him!"

[ask-caramel-arrow]

yo cara u lesbian little girliepop hru?????

-crunchy (but u know that)

I'm great! Thank you for asking!

[ask-crunchy-chip]

r u lgbt

[ask-caramel-arrow]

Yeahhh, why?

[ask-crunchy-chip]

cool me too

[ask-caramel-arrow]

yo cara u lesbian little girliepop hru?????

-crunchy (but u know that)

I'm great! Thank you for asking!

[ask-crunchy-chip]

r u lgbt

[ask-crunchy-chip]

@princesshollyberry

Hey there!! Wildberry was telling me about you and you seemed pretty cool!! Hru?

[ask-caramel-arrow]

what's ur favorite song? (I bet its a girl in red song)

-crunchy

"I-I....! I don't have one!"

[ask-crunchy-chip]

yeah sure thing u silly little lesbian /pos

[ask-caramel-arrow]

"Crunchy!!!! Are you spreading lies about me!? How dare you do such a thing!"

[ask-crunchy-chip]

its only a lie if it's not true cara

also I'm not even spreading lies ab you I'm talking to you directly dude if you want lies to be spread ab you go to affogato dude

[ask-affogato-cookie]

You called~?

[ask-caramel-arrow]

You... YOU DISHONORABLE SNAKE!!!! What do you want!?!??

[ask-affogato-cookie]

To annoy you. What else?

[ask-caramel-arrow]

You have already done that enough, so go the fuck away.

[ask-affogato-cookie]

No~

[ask-caramel-arrow]

Genuinely, leave me alone!

[ask-crunchy-chip]

seriously dude stfu

[ask-caramel-arrow]

Seriously, Affogato, I can/will shoot you. Nobody REALLY cares for you anyway.

[ask-affogato-cookie]

Ah, but what would His Majesty have to say about that? Wouldn't want to end up exiled again, now would you? Besides, you don't even know where I am now, how would you?

[ask-caramel-arrow]

First, His Magesty would be proud of me considering what you traitor did to us.

Secondly, the reason of my exile was completely YOUR fault! You falsely accused me of slacking off when I wasn't!!!

[ask-affogato-cookie]

Fuck you too ig damn I was just trying to reach back out to talk to my friends 🥺🥺🥺 I did nothing wrong 🥺🥺🥺🥺

[ask-caramel-arrow]

We aren't friends!!!!!!! You tried to overthrow His Magesty!!!

[ask-affogato-cookie]

And? I'm sure you've at least thought about doing the same. Look at how he treats you. You all deserve better.

[ask-crunchy-chip]

nah we're actually pretty fine where we are rn, thx tho

[ask-caramel-arrow]

what's ur favorite song? (I bet its a girl in red song)

-crunchy

"I-I....! I don't have one!"

[ask-crunchy-chip]

yeah sure thing u silly little lesbian /pos

[ask-caramel-arrow]

"Crunchy!!!! Are you spreading lies about me!? How dare you do such a thing!"

[ask-crunchy-chip]

its only a lie if it's not true cara

also I'm not even spreading lies ab you I'm talking to you directly dude if you want lies to be spread ab you go to affogato dude

[ask-affogato-cookie]

You called~?

[ask-caramel-arrow]

You... YOU DISHONORABLE SNAKE!!!! What do you want!?!??

[ask-affogato-cookie]

To annoy you. What else?

[ask-caramel-arrow]

You have already done that enough, so go the fuck away.

[ask-affogato-cookie]

No~

[ask-caramel-arrow]

Genuinely, leave me alone!

[ask-crunchy-chip]

seriously dude stfu

[ask-caramel-arrow]

Seriously, Affogato, I can/will shoot you. Nobody REALLY cares for you anyway.

[ask-affogato-cookie]

Ah, but what would His Majesty have to say about that? Wouldn't want to end up exiled again, now would you? Besides, you don't even know where I am now, how would you?

[ask-caramel-arrow]

First, His Magesty would be proud of me considering what you traitor did to us.

Secondly, the reason of my exile was completely YOUR fault! You falsely accused me of slacking off when I wasn't!!!

[ask-crunchy-chip]

l + ratio + bozo

[ask-caramel-arrow]

what's ur favorite song? (I bet its a girl in red song)

-crunchy

"I-I....! I don't have one!"

[ask-crunchy-chip]

yeah sure thing u silly little lesbian /pos

[ask-caramel-arrow]

"Crunchy!!!! Are you spreading lies about me!? How dare you do such a thing!"

[ask-crunchy-chip]

its only a lie if it's not true cara

also I'm not even spreading lies ab you I'm talking to you directly dude if you want lies to be spread ab you go to affogato dude

[ask-affogato-cookie]

You called~?

[ask-caramel-arrow]

You... YOU DISHONORABLE SNAKE!!!! What do you want!?!??

[ask-affogato-cookie]

To annoy you. What else?

[ask-caramel-arrow]

You have already done that enough, so go the fuck away.

[ask-affogato-cookie]

No~

[ask-caramel-arrow]

Genuinely, leave me alone!

[ask-crunchy-chip]

seriously dude stfu

[ask-affogato-cookie]

No, I do not think I will, actually. Why should I?

[ask-crunchy-chip]

cuz ur a dickhead, that's why

[ask-caramel-arrow]

what's ur favorite song? (I bet its a girl in red song)

-crunchy

"I-I....! I don't have one!"

[ask-crunchy-chip]

yeah sure thing u silly little lesbian /pos

[ask-caramel-arrow]

"Crunchy!!!! Are you spreading lies about me!? How dare you do such a thing!"

[ask-crunchy-chip]

its only a lie if it's not true cara

also I'm not even spreading lies ab you I'm talking to you directly dude if you want lies to be spread ab you go to affogato dude

[ask-affogato-cookie]

You called~?

[ask-caramel-arrow]

You... YOU DISHONORABLE SNAKE!!!! What do you want!?!??

[ask-affogato-cookie]

To annoy you. What else?

[ask-caramel-arrow]

You have already done that enough, so go the fuck away.

[ask-affogato-cookie]

No~

[ask-caramel-arrow]

Genuinely, leave me alone!

[ask-crunchy-chip]

seriously dude stfu

[ask-caramel-arrow]

what's ur favorite song? (I bet its a girl in red song)

-crunchy

"I-I....! I don't have one!"

[ask-crunchy-chip]

yeah sure thing u silly little lesbian /pos

[ask-caramel-arrow]

"Crunchy!!!! Are you spreading lies about me!? How dare you do such a thing!"

[ask-crunchy-chip]

its only a lie if it's not true cara

also I'm not even spreading lies ab you I'm talking to you directly dude if you want lies to be spread ab you go to affogato dude

[ask-caramel-arrow]

what's ur favorite song? (I bet its a girl in red song)

-crunchy

"I-I....! I don't have one!"

[ask-crunchy-chip]

yeah sure thing u silly little lesbian /pos

[ask-caramel-arrow]

Hey Cara!!! How have you been??

-crunchy!

Crunchy Chip, considering we live in the same palace, I'd presume you would know the answer to your question.

[ask-crunchy-chip]

fuck you too ig damn

[ask-caramel-arrow]

Nooo, I didn't say thattttt 😭😭😭😭

[ask-crunchy-chip]

answer my question then damn bitch

[ask-caramel-arrow]

I'm fine!?!??

[ask-crunchy-chip]

good.

[ask-caramel-arrow]

Hey Cara!!! How have you been??

-crunchy!

Crunchy Chip, considering we live in the same palace, I'd presume you would know the answer to your question.

[ask-crunchy-chip]

fuck you too ig damn

[ask-caramel-arrow]

Nooo, I didn't say thattttt 😭😭😭😭

[ask-crunchy-chip]

answer my question then damn bitch

[ask-caramel-arrow]

Hey Cara!!! How have you been??

-crunchy!

Crunchy Chip, considering we live in the same palace, I'd presume you would know the answer to your question.

[ask-crunchy-chip]

fuck you too ig damn

[ask-crunchy-chip]

CRUNCHY CHIP HIIIII what kinds of things do you like to do for fun?!

"In the Dark Cacao Kingdom, we don't do much stuff 'for fun.' Here, we DON'T laze around and spend the valuable time we have training."

[ask-crunchy-chip]

DO YOU LOVE WILDBERRY /GENQ

"...why do you ask?"

[ask-crunchy-chip]

"I HAVE NOTHING TO ADMIT!"

@kylievershion

[ask-crunchy-chip]

DO YOU LOVE WILDBERRY /GENQ

"...why do you ask?"