Maker of Men

[ask-dollmaker]

What a wonderful time for family.

Merry Christmas.

[askthepenguin]

The party is in full swing!

Everything is going wonderfully!

[askthepenguin]

And that's why I, Oswald Cobblepot, believe that-

[askclockking]

Well... I'm officially 60

[ask-dollmaker]

Happy belated birthday.

I'll send you some head cheese.

[askorifice]

Use eyedrops. It will help with the lidlessness.

Good idea. I ask Dollmaker about it.

[ask-dollmaker]

It will help. I will get you some.

[ask-dollmaker]

Willing to give us any details?

Think... mass of humanoid muscle.

[ask-dollmaker]

Any cool projects coming up?

Thinking about something... big. Nearly elephantine in proportion.

[ask-dollmaker]

Have you gotten anything about heart shaped sun glasses? A lot of people said I would look good in them and are asking me to ask you if I can wear them? I’m confused here. - Orifice

Humanity is a curious species... The "glasses," lacking glass, have not been tested so I guess that is your job. Formed from cartilage, they aren't sturdy. Not anatomically correct but more cartoon-ish in shape.

Try them out. @askorifice

[askorifice]

I don’t think that’s what they meant... But I guess I’ll try them on..

[ask-dollmaker]

How are they?

[ask-dollmaker]

Have you gotten anything about heart shaped sun glasses? A lot of people said I would look good in them and are asking me to ask you if I can wear them? I’m confused here. - Orifice

Humanity is a curious species... The "glasses," lacking glass, have not been tested so I guess that is your job. Formed from cartilage, they aren't sturdy. Not anatomically correct but more cartoon-ish in shape.

Try them out. @askorifice

[ask-dollmaker]

HEART SUNGLASSES!

As in glasses made of hearts? I'll look into it.

[gotham-city-news]

Interview with the Mayor Candidates

[[ As the name suggests, this is part ½ to a brief interview between @askthepenguin, @askthemayorofgotham and @march-ventures regarding the upcoming elections. Enjoy the read~! ]]

Keep reading

[gotham-city-news]

Interview with the Candidates.

[[ Part 2/2 of the Interview between @askthepenguin, @askthemayorofgothamand @march-ventures. Enjoy the read~! ]]

Keep reading

[ask-dollmaker]

Is he doing alright? Is he still upset?

He confused but ok.

[ask-dollmaker]

Have you picked up Philip yet

Yes he is with me. Recovering.

[askthecommish]

Evening commissioner. - Dollmaker

Dollmaker. What do I have the pleasure of getting your attention today? @ask-dollmaker

[ask-dollmaker]

I'd like to discuss you and your... darker history.

[askthecommish]

What’s that mean?

[ask-dollmaker]

When is killing justifiable and what decides that?

[askthecommish]

Killing? What are you talking about?

[ask-dollmaker]

... are you a dog?

[askthecommish]

Yes.

[ask-dollmaker]

Well then I have a monkey for a brother so...

Back to the point.

[askthecommish]

Alright. What killing are you referring to?

[ask-dollmaker]

A single father on a hunting trip.

[askthecommish]

A single father on a hunting trip.. The only person that fits that is...Wesley Mathis. He was a serial killer, if I didn’t shoot him, then both me and his would be victim wouldn’t be alive.

[ask-dollmaker]

It isn't the killing that angers me. It's the waste. The waste of a good man.

[askthecommish]

Mathis was hardly a good man. He was a killer.

[ask-dollmaker]

He was a naturalist. A revolutionary. He was just hunting an animal.

[askthecommish]

Hunting an animal?! You’re acting like he was hunting deer! He killed people!

[ask-dollmaker]

Humans are animals. They live, breath, eat, drink, breed, and eventually die. They were waste on this planet. He gave them purpose.

[askthecommish]

You seem to know a lot about him. Just who are you? An accomplice that got away?

[ask-dollmaker]

The Dollmaker.

[askthecommish]

I know that. But what relation do you have to Mathis?

[ask-dollmaker]

I am Mathis.

[ask-dollmaker]

Don't you recognize my face?

[askthecommish]

Evening commissioner. - Dollmaker

Dollmaker. What do I have the pleasure of getting your attention today? @ask-dollmaker

[ask-dollmaker]

I'd like to discuss you and your... darker history.

[askthecommish]

What’s that mean?

[ask-dollmaker]

When is killing justifiable and what decides that?

[askthecommish]

Killing? What are you talking about?

[ask-dollmaker]

... are you a dog?

[askthecommish]

Yes.

[ask-dollmaker]

Well then I have a monkey for a brother so...

Back to the point.

[askthecommish]

Alright. What killing are you referring to?

[ask-dollmaker]

A single father on a hunting trip.

[askthecommish]

A single father on a hunting trip.. The only person that fits that is...Wesley Mathis. He was a serial killer, if I didn’t shoot him, then both me and his would be victim wouldn’t be alive.

[ask-dollmaker]

It isn't the killing that angers me. It's the waste. The waste of a good man.

[askthecommish]

Mathis was hardly a good man. He was a killer.

[ask-dollmaker]

He was a naturalist. A revolutionary. He was just hunting an animal.

[askthecommish]

Hunting an animal?! You’re acting like he was hunting deer! He killed people!

[ask-dollmaker]

Humans are animals. They live, breath, eat, drink, breed, and eventually die. They were waste on this planet. He gave them purpose.

[askthecommish]

You seem to know a lot about him. Just who are you? An accomplice that got away?

[ask-dollmaker]

The Dollmaker.

[askthecommish]

I know that. But what relation do you have to Mathis?

[ask-dollmaker]

I am Mathis.

[askthecommish]

Evening commissioner. - Dollmaker

Dollmaker. What do I have the pleasure of getting your attention today? @ask-dollmaker

[ask-dollmaker]

I'd like to discuss you and your... darker history.

[askthecommish]

What’s that mean?

[ask-dollmaker]

When is killing justifiable and what decides that?

[askthecommish]

Killing? What are you talking about?

[ask-dollmaker]

... are you a dog?

[askthecommish]

Yes.

[ask-dollmaker]

Well then I have a monkey for a brother so...

Back to the point.

[askthecommish]

Alright. What killing are you referring to?

[ask-dollmaker]

A single father on a hunting trip.

[askthecommish]

A single father on a hunting trip.. The only person that fits that is...Wesley Mathis. He was a serial killer, if I didn’t shoot him, then both me and his would be victim wouldn’t be alive.

[ask-dollmaker]

It isn't the killing that angers me. It's the waste. The waste of a good man.

[askthecommish]

Mathis was hardly a good man. He was a killer.

[ask-dollmaker]

He was a naturalist. A revolutionary. He was just hunting an animal.

[askthecommish]

Hunting an animal?! You’re acting like he was hunting deer! He killed people!

[ask-dollmaker]

Humans are animals. They live, breath, eat, drink, breed, and eventually die. They were waste on this planet. He gave them purpose.

[askthecommish]

You seem to know a lot about him. Just who are you? An accomplice that got away?

[ask-dollmaker]

The Dollmaker.