yo im bringing back an old trend on this blog... oh boi
yikes this is super dead though try @askelementaryteacheralfred that blog handles this all now.))
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@ask-elementaryteacher-mrjones
yo im bringing back an old trend on this blog... oh boi
yikes this is super dead though try @askelementaryteacheralfred that blog handles this all now.))
hEY WHAT ARE YYOOU DOING?
((FIXINg SHIT MY BRO. ACTUALLY. THIS BLOG??? BEING MOVED AND GONNA BE ACTIVE ONCE I GET THIS AU IN CHECK. BUT FOR NOW YA BOI IS MOVING TO @askelementaryteacheralfred! It wonāt tag it but believe me itās real!! Itās a new start and Iām dumping this. Iām just all anxiety. Itās been a year, babe. I need to go through a midlife crisis at 17.))
Wanna know what the Heta Teachers Discord is like?
* Constant fighting
* āThe Daddy Incident of 2017ā¢ā
* āDonāt make Roderich anxious this is v importantā
* Roderich being constantly out of the loop
* Mr. Jones x Dad Bot OTP
* Dad Bot got kicked. :( (But secretly yay I hate dad bot)
* tHE BAD STUDENTS TRIO IS A THING
* Weed in the vents
* Homophobic waiter is now a Janitor
* āCan we Tomato together?ā
*āplease end meā āI agree with Roderich.ā
* *loud sobbing from bathroom*
* āTHERE IS A SPAM CHANNEL FOR A REASONā
*āONEOFUSONEOFUSONEOFUSONEOFUSONEOFUSONEOFUSONEOFUSONEOFUSā
* Why did I ever think joining this would be a good idea oml-
* Suffocating in beanbags * Demon phone * Crack ships * More fighting
* Alfred steals Felicianoās lunch * Oliver roasts Arthur for being too hooked to Tumblr to recognize his husband * Ivanās bone crushing hugs * āIstg i will kiss youā (does anyone remember this-) * Stay away from the vents, bitch
-āarthur doesnāt get the succ anymore bc of dracoā -THE BAD STUDENTS TRIO ONCE AGAIN
* No one loves Roderich
* Sportacus and Robbie Rotten NEED TO BE TOGETHER
*BaD STUDENT TRIO *Yeet *vodka in schoolĀ *Arthur and Kiku fangirling over Harry Potter *donāt hug me iām scared *Heathers, Bmc, and Hamilton soundtracks *Meme songs *āKill meāĀ āME TOO.ā *Pranks *Spamano *PruAus *Ivan and Kiku fighting over Alfred(shush I actually ship Iggypan. Ameripan too but not AS MUCH oops)
* bAD STUDENT TRIO :DDD
* This school is Heathers without the death and more weed.
* Oh heeeeeeeeey, Roderich in the bathroom!
* I am crying.
- ādaddyā -arthritis kirkland -tHE B A D S T U D E N T T R I O -oliver is too oblivious to realize arthur and berwald like him -WEED IN RODERICHāS RECORDERS -the janitor has to smoke weed to deal with all the gay -no like seriously -everyone wants to die -THE FUCKIGN DEMONPHONE -2P PINGU -LIKE YOU DONT UNDERSTAND 2P PINGU IS AN ACTUAL FUCKING THING IN THE DISCORD CHAT -SOMEONE ACTUAL DREW 2P PINGU -TOON TOON MOTHERFUC K E R
((Iām wheezing this is actually what goes on in our discord serverā
Iām bringing this back
* oh shit itās the vp
*petitioning for a happy Gilbert
* Everyoneās a child???
*Hanahaki
*Everyone has Hanahaki
*I came in late with the Hanahaki and I feel left out
* (a secret) scaring everyone, even before he shows up on my blog
* Aldrich is everyoneās grandpaā¢
*āmake more petitions and Gil diesā
*everyone screams when maxy types for more then a minute
* Maxy has gotten the server a new chat just for the murder of muses
*Ivan fights a bitch at the new police station, very threatening tol
*all the homosexual couples are getting engaged
*rUN ITS MOTHER GOTHEL!!!!
*Jimmy
*Jasper
*Jasper is getting calmed by ablinos
*not husband
*wtf is this
*child
*bonding moments
*everyone has come to the dark side. They all want to hurt there muse
*ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US
*mun outs muse in a library
*lol 9 outa 10 of the staff are not straight
*the weed in the vents is gone.
or IS the weed gone?
we may never know.
//We canāt forget this
*dad bot is back??* *Alfred is demon child*
*parent club* *fruk dates* *Matthew and his sugar daddy* *EVERYONE IS A KID* *Arthur lost his wallet* *Alfred is broke af bow*
-Angst Kingdom
-Hamilton Mun au
-The Three Levels of grounding
-Ivanās sleeping corner
-Everyone worshipping Art Student Prussia
-Kingdom of Ridiculousness
-Kingdom of Fluff
-The fact that grounding doesnāt do anything
-The triangle of thirst
-Doing m!as in the server before we do it on our blogs(and if youāre me you got a child m!a and refuse to end it because youāre lowkey too scared to return to Tumblr because itās been over a month and you havenāt donāt shit for v-day)
-Everyoneās tragic backstories
-Radioactive microwave makes occasional comes back since he left to work at 7/11 with JD not the one from Heathers. Rather just an unfortunate goth kid with a crappy name to have as a 7/11 employee
-Doris and Jared from the hospital only good for sass. Not action.
-We legitimately came up for a reason why everything is hellish. Itās just every reason.
-There are three moms and most everyone is a shared child between the three
-Honest shock whenever we realize people know we exist which is really funny really
-Roderich/Sweets/Henry is my husband(Maxy will fight on this)
-Dad bot is my husband(ā¦everyone will fight on this)
-Hannah is a smol in her heart
-Height angst(mostly just from meā¦)
-Nothing makes sense
-The sinā¦
-Almost Romeo and Juliet mun au where I got Mercutio being from the house of ridiculousness
-Me avoiding Tumblr(screwed that up)
-Ivanās Sims 3 Game(currently at Katās college spin off series)
-Town of Salem and itās confession wills from Alfred to Roderich
-ā¦I need to update the CAH deck
-I have alarms to tell people to go sleep
-My petitions will never end
-The reawakening of scene kids
-Cardverse is my will to live
-Bad edits like Fresh Prince of Bel Air but Will Smith is grass
-HETAMYU IS ART
-Gilbunny is part of the X-Men. You canāt change my mind.
- We donāt worship art student prussia (we kinda do)
-THEY DONāT WANT YOU DAMNIT. THEY WANT TO BE FREE FROM YOUR GRASP (I will fight)
-I am the Queen of the Angst Kingdom
-We donāt talk about Gil smoking
- āMAXY NOā
- the angst group has a separate sever just for angst plans
- *Maxy crying*
-*everyone in response to maxy crying* NO BAB PLZ DONāT CRY. LOOK WHAT YOUāVE DONE. YOU MADE MAXY CRY
-The sin chat is gr8
- Iām hamilton in the Hamilton au
- God help them if I type for more than two minutes
- :)
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*I made maxy cry so I feel bad
*save the foot
*REBELLION
*Iām the king of fluff
*fluff vs angst
*fluff wins 10/10
- fluff in inferior
- angst is Superior
-Me: āAna, can you explain Cardverse to me?ā
Ana: *pulling out her 28 pamphlets and 56 essays* āOkay! So-ā
-The deathbattles and how vicious Hannah gets when she loses
-ALL OF THW HAMILTON PUNS
-The beach that WAS planned to be only lowkey angst that became highkey angst and making out
-Maxy: āYou are the angst princess, Maggie.ā
Me, Maggie: *gASP* āCAN I BE CROWNED?!?!ā
Maxy: āNot if you keep snitching.ā
Me: *gAsP* ātHE CORONATION-ā
-smol chold
-IM NOT OLD DAMMIT
-The triplets are a b l e s s i n g
-Arguing about angst and fluff
-*julie cries*
-Haven: WHO THE F U C K
-LOTS IF GOD DAMNED ANGST
- JASPER PLZ
- *julie cries*
- Gil: Who am I killing today-
- Gil is Heather McNamara
-āhis hand has leukemiaā
-Gayened up
-CAH madness
-Twink to Twunk mun meter
-Maxy screaming
-Satanās revival
-aNOTHER GOD DAMN AU
Since Arthur is obviously liked by Oliver and vice versa, do you have a crush anyone, Mr. Jones?
Haha⦠gosh, itās pretty embarrassing but yeah. Well if ya really wanna know
((wHY DOES NO ONE SUPPORT THE LOVE OF DAD BOT!? jokes aside he doesnāt actually love dad bot, but!!!!! Is there someone else heās interested in!? Probably but everyone really hates dad bot so heās going to stick to that. Dad bot x Jones is going to destroy the school and his figurative family and itās kinda totally hilarious.))
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My husband has arrived. Sorry guys. Iām married now.
Cardverse AU
Hearts, Spades, Diamonds, Clubs. Those are the four kingdoms that occupy the land of Cardverse. Will you live in the land where time passes in a snap of a finger? Perhaps the Diamond Kingdom is for you, where the wealthiest of the land lives. Will you test your luck in the Clubs kingdom? Or, will you try to find true love in the Hearts Kingdom? All of these adventures await you in the land of Cardverse!
Rules
Characters
Application Form
*memetrain noot noot thomas* NOOT NOOT NOTT NOOT NOOT NOOT
((NICE LEGS DAISY DUKES MAKES A MAN GO NOOT NOOT))
did you know that ⨠= baka
((Nuh, thank you for enlightening me.))
Im a genius (is actually a āultimate bakaā) 1+1= ⨠!
((Itās 12:23 AM. I look down at my phone. Itās this. This is why I love you, kiddo. Good nonsense but a heckinā mood.))
Ms. Esmee just got back from a very longĀ āvacationā back in her homeland, Belgium!
āWelp, nevermind. Theyāre still too young to even understand anything. Anyways, hello there! Care to give me some questions?ā
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Asks - Open!
((LOOOOOOOOOOOOK SHES BACK, AINT THAT WACK. Iām sorry for the use of wack in 2018 bUT LOOK AT HER.))
Mr. Jones? You seem a bit different. Is everything ok? (@ask-elementary-teacher-latvia)
(@ask-elementary-teacher-latvia)
When you're done with the Yandere M!A, Alfred becomes the canon APH America(Aka America) for 10 asks!
[0/10]
((After the yandere m!a? Hahahaha,, whoopsĀ legit just doing it to get it out of the way and bitch to Gil))
//thanks friend. My son needs that after what Iām working on putting him through
((Someone needs to call him out on his shit))
When you're done with the Yandere M!A, Alfred becomes the canon APH America(Aka America) for 10 asks!
[0/10]
((After the yandere m!a? Hahahaha,, whoopsĀ legit just doing it to get it out of the way and bitch to Gil))
//blackmail? ~Ivan-Mun
((Okay fuck you too for doing it anyways.))
The Dad Bot Pamphlet
((Well Ivan is trying toĀ āblackmailā me with the dumb shit I said so if I do it first he canāt. So under the cut is my weird messages about Dad bot and shit. So hAH. @askelementaryteacher-mrbraginsky come @ me. I did it. I have no shame in my love for dad bot. e is good and pure and these are embarrassing only because of the connotation of them but because of the feelings and acts but my love is good and pure. These conversations take place between our cardverse server and hetateachers server.))
Hey can we get a list of the ask blogs Associated with this au please?
((Oh hell yeah. I needed to update The List!! Alright, this is everyone whoās still here as far as I know though there are some people who I donāt know if theyāre still around or not- just two but either way! Iāll update it on my own page for the staff⦠sorry for the long post!!))
America|Alfred F. Jones
@ask-elementaryteacher-mrjones
https://ask-elementaryteacher-mrjones.tumblr.com
Austria|Roderich Edelstein
@askmusicteacher-mr-edelstein
https://askmusicteacher-mr-edelstein.tumblr.com
Belarus|Natalya Arlovskaya
@ask-secratary-belarushttps://ask-secratary-belarus.tumblr.comĀ
Belguim|Esmee
@ask-preschoolteacher-msesmee
https://ask-preschoolteacher-msesmee.tumblr.comĀ
2p!Canada|Matt Williams@
@ask-assistant-librarian-matt
https://ask-assistant-librarian-matt.tumblr.com
Canada|Matthew Williams
@ask-english-teacher-matthew
https://ask-english-teacher-matthew.tumblr.com
Nyo!Canada|Madeline Williams
@askcookingteachermswilliamshttps://askcookingteachermswilliams.tumblr.comĀ
2p!Denmark|Markell Anderson
@ask-the2pdanish-schoolteacher
https://ask-the2pdanish-schoolteacher.tumblr.comĀ
England|Arthur Kirkland
@ask-schoollibrarian-mrkirkland
https://ask-schoollibrarian-mrkirkland.tumblr.com
Nyo!Finland|Tuli VƤinƤmƶinen
@ask-gym-teacher-ms-vainamoinen
https://ask-gym-teacher-ms-vainamoinen.tumblr.com
France|Francis Bonnefoy
@ask-dramatic-monsieur-francishttps://ask-dramatic-monsieur-francis.tumblr.com
Germania|Aldrich Beilschmidt
@ask-viceprincipal-mrbeilschmidt https://ask-viceprincipal-mrbeilschmidt.tumblr.com
Nyo!Iceland||Haven Steilsson
@ask-preschoolteacher-mssteilssonhttps://ask-preschoolteacher-mssteilsson.tumblr.comĀ
Latvia|Raivis Galante
@ask-elementary-teacher-latviahttps://ask-elementary-teacher-latvia.tumblr.com
Liechtenstein|Erika Vogel
@ask-nurse-lili
https://ask-nurse-lili.tumblr.com
Lithuania|Toris Laurinaitis
@askmrlaurinaitis
https://askmrlaurinaitis.tumblr.com
Prussia|Gilbert Beilschmidt
@askschoolcounselor-mrbeilschmidt
https://askschoolcounselor-mrbeilschmidt.tumblr.com
Nyo!Prussia|Julchenn Beilschmidt
@ask-elementary-teacher-julchenn
https://ask-elementary-teacher-julchenn.tumblr.com
Rome|Romulus Vargas
@ask-elementaryprincipalvargashttps://ask-elementaryprincipalvargas.tumblr.comĀ
Russia|Ivan Braginsky
@askelementaryteacher-mrbraginsky https://askelementaryteacher-mrbraginsky.tumblr.com
Seychelles|Michelle Mancham
@ask-elementaryteacher-msmanchamhttps://ask-elementaryteacher-msmancham.tumblr.com
2p!South Italy|Flavio Vergas
@ask-fourthgrade-teacher-mrvergas https://ask-fourthgrade-teacher-mrvergas.tumblr.com
South Italy|Lovino Vargas
@ask-elementaryteacher-mrvargas
https://ask-elementaryteacher-mrvargas.tumblr.com
Spain|Antonio Carriedo
@ask-languageteacher-mrcarriedo
https://ask-languageteacher-mrcarriedo.tumblr.comĀ
@ask-elementaryteacher-mrjones I made ya a thingy ;0
((Son- You are too good to me. I am but a small trash bag in the wind. You do me too good.))