Welcome to Class Numbuh 4

We might be class 4 but we're certianly number #1! Teaching the class will be Alfred F. Jones and a hero teacher like no school has had before(well no, there's a few schools who've- let's not focus on that). This is classroom 4's time to shine! (Mun is super slow at everything and inbox is... overfed, feel free to keep spending stuff in but I am the slowest bean) (M!A: none!)

[ask-elementaryteacher-mrjones]

yo im bringing back an old trend on this blog... oh boi

yikes this is super dead though try @askelementaryteacheralfred that blog handles this all now.))

[ask-elementaryteacher-mrjones]

hEY WHAT ARE YYOOU DOING?

((FIXINg SHIT MY BRO. ACTUALLY. THIS BLOG??? BEING MOVED AND GONNA BE ACTIVE ONCE I GET THIS AU IN CHECK. BUT FOR NOW YA BOI IS MOVING TO @askelementaryteacheralfred! It won’t tag it but believe me it’s real!! It’s a new start and I’m dumping this. I’m just all anxiety. It’s been a year, babe. I need to go through a midlife crisis at 17.))

[askmusicteacher-mr-edelstein]

Wanna know what the Heta Teachers Discord is like?

* Constant fighting

* “The Daddy Incident of 2017™”

* “Don’t make Roderich anxious this is v important”

* Roderich being constantly out of the loop

* Mr. Jones x Dad Bot OTP

* Dad Bot got kicked. :( (But secretly yay I hate dad bot)

* tHE BAD STUDENTS TRIO IS A THING

* Weed in the vents

* Homophobic waiter is now a Janitor

* “Can we Tomato together?”

*”please end me” “I agree with Roderich.”

* *loud sobbing from bathroom*

* “THERE IS A SPAM CHANNEL FOR A REASON”

*“ONEOFUSONEOFUSONEOFUSONEOFUSONEOFUSONEOFUSONEOFUSONEOFUS”

* Why did I ever think joining this would be a good idea oml-

[ask-the2pdanish-schoolteacher]

* Suffocating in beanbags * Demon phone * Crack ships * More fighting

[ask-the2pdanish-schoolteacher]

* Alfred steals Feliciano’s lunch * Oliver roasts Arthur for being too hooked to Tumblr to recognize his husband * Ivan’s bone crushing hugs * “Istg i will kiss you” (does anyone remember this-) * Stay away from the vents, bitch

[ask-elementaryteachermrkirk-blog]

-“arthur doesn’t get the succ anymore bc of draco” -THE BAD STUDENTS TRIO ONCE AGAIN

[askmusicteacher-mr-edelstein]

* No one loves Roderich

* Sportacus and Robbie Rotten NEED TO BE TOGETHER

[ask--mr-honda-blog]

*BaD STUDENT TRIO *Yeet *vodka in school  *Arthur and Kiku fangirling over Harry Potter *don’t hug me i’m scared *Heathers, Bmc, and Hamilton soundtracks *Meme songs *”Kill me” “ME TOO.” *Pranks *Spamano *PruAus *Ivan and Kiku fighting over Alfred(shush I actually ship Iggypan. Ameripan too but not AS MUCH oops)

[askmusicteacher-mr-edelstein]

* bAD STUDENT TRIO :DDD

* This school is Heathers without the death and more weed.

* Oh heeeeeeeeey, Roderich in the bathroom!

* I am crying.

[ask-elementaryteachermrkirk-blog]

- “daddy” -arthritis kirkland -tHE B A D S T U D E N T T R I O -oliver is too oblivious to realize arthur and berwald like him -WEED IN RODERICH’S RECORDERS -the janitor has to smoke weed to deal with all the gay -no like seriously -everyone wants to die -THE FUCKIGN DEMONPHONE -2P PINGU -LIKE YOU DONT UNDERSTAND 2P PINGU IS AN ACTUAL FUCKING THING IN THE DISCORD CHAT -SOMEONE ACTUAL DREW 2P PINGU -TOON TOON MOTHERFUC K E R

[ask-schoollibrarian-mrkirkland]

((I’m wheezing this is actually what goes on in our discord server—

[askmusicteacher-mr-edelstein]

I’m bringing this back

* oh shit it’s the vp

*petitioning for a happy Gilbert

* Everyone’s a child???

*Hanahaki

*Everyone has Hanahaki

*I came in late with the Hanahaki and I feel left out

* (a secret) scaring everyone, even before he shows up on my blog

* Aldrich is everyone’s grandpa™

[ask-bio-teacher-beilschmidt]

*“make more petitions and Gil dies”

*everyone screams when maxy types for more then a minute

* Maxy has gotten the server a new chat just for the murder of muses

[askelementaryteacher-mrbraginsky]

*Ivan fights a bitch at the new police station, very threatening tol

*all the homosexual couples are getting engaged

*rUN ITS MOTHER GOTHEL!!!!

*Jimmy

*Jasper

[ask-bio-teacher-beilschmidt]

*Jasper is getting calmed by ablinos

*not husband

*wtf is this

*child

*bonding moments

*everyone has come to the dark side. They all want to hurt there muse

*ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US

*mun outs muse in a library

*lol 9 outa 10 of the staff are not straight

*the weed in the vents is gone.

[elementary-mancham-archive]

or IS the weed gone?

we may never know.

[askcookingteachermswilliams]

//We can’t forget this

[ask-english-teacher-matthew]

*dad bot is back??* *Alfred is demon child*

*parent club* *fruk dates* *Matthew and his sugar daddy* *EVERYONE IS A KID* *Arthur lost his wallet* *Alfred is broke af bow*

[ask-elementaryteacher-mrjones]

-Angst Kingdom

-Hamilton Mun au

-The Three Levels of grounding

-Ivan’s sleeping corner

-Everyone worshipping Art Student Prussia

-Kingdom of Ridiculousness

-Kingdom of Fluff

-The fact that grounding doesn’t do anything

-The triangle of thirst

-Doing m!as in the server before we do it on our blogs(and if you’re me you got a child m!a and refuse to end it because you’re lowkey too scared to return to Tumblr because it’s been over a month and you haven’t don’t shit for v-day)

-Everyone’s tragic backstories

-Radioactive microwave makes occasional comes back since he left to work at 7/11 with JD not the one from Heathers. Rather just an unfortunate goth kid with a crappy name to have as a 7/11 employee

-Doris and Jared from the hospital only good for sass. Not action.

-We legitimately came up for a reason why everything is hellish. It’s just every reason.

-There are three moms and most everyone is a shared child between the three

-Honest shock whenever we realize people know we exist which is really funny really

-Roderich/Sweets/Henry is my husband(Maxy will fight on this)

-Dad bot is my husband(…everyone will fight on this)

-Hannah is a smol in her heart

-Height angst(mostly just from me…)

-Nothing makes sense

-The sin…

-Almost Romeo and Juliet mun au where I got Mercutio being from the house of ridiculousness

-Me avoiding Tumblr(screwed that up)

-Ivan’s Sims 3 Game(currently at Kat’s college spin off series)

-Town of Salem and it’s confession wills from Alfred to Roderich

-…I need to update the CAH deck

-I have alarms to tell people to go sleep

-My petitions will never end

-The reawakening of scene kids

-Cardverse is my will to live

-Bad edits like Fresh Prince of Bel Air but Will Smith is grass

-HETAMYU IS ART

-Gilbunny is part of the X-Men. You can’t change my mind.

[ask-bio-teacher-beilschmidt]

- We don’t worship art student prussia (we kinda do)

-THEY DON’T WANT YOU DAMNIT. THEY WANT TO BE FREE FROM YOUR GRASP (I will fight)

-I am the Queen of the Angst Kingdom

-We don’t talk about Gil smoking

- “MAXY NO”

- the angst group has a separate sever just for angst plans

- *Maxy crying*

-*everyone in response to maxy crying* NO BAB PLZ DON’T CRY. LOOK WHAT YOU’VE DONE. YOU MADE MAXY CRY

-The sin chat is gr8

- I’m hamilton in the Hamilton au

- God help them if I type for more than two minutes

- :)

-

[ask-english-teacher-matthew]

*I made maxy cry so I feel bad

*save the foot

*REBELLION

*I’m the king of fluff

*fluff vs angst

*fluff wins 10/10

[ask-bio-teacher-beilschmidt]

- fluff in inferior

- angst is Superior

[ask-elementary-teacher-julchenn]

-Me: “Ana, can you explain Cardverse to me?”

Ana: *pulling out her 28 pamphlets and 56 essays* “Okay! So-”

-The deathbattles and how vicious Hannah gets when she loses

-ALL OF THW HAMILTON PUNS

-The beach that WAS planned to be only lowkey angst that became highkey angst and making out

-Maxy: “You are the angst princess, Maggie.”

Me, Maggie: *gASP* “CAN I BE CROWNED?!?!”

Maxy: “Not if you keep snitching.”

Me: *gAsP* “tHE CORONATION-”

-smol chold

[ask-preschoolteacher-mssteilsson]

-IM NOT OLD DAMMIT

-The triplets are a b l e s s i n g

-Arguing about angst and fluff

-*julie cries*

-Haven: WHO THE F U C K

-LOTS IF GOD DAMNED ANGST

[ask-bio-teacher-beilschmidt]

- JASPER PLZ

- *julie cries*

- Gil: Who am I killing today-

- Gil is Heather McNamara

[ask-elementaryteacher-mrjones]

-“his hand has leukemia”

-Gayened up

-CAH madness

-Twink to Twunk mun meter

-Maxy screaming

-Satan’s revival

-aNOTHER GOD DAMN AU

[ask-elementaryteacher-mrjones]

Since Arthur is obviously liked by Oliver and vice versa, do you have a crush anyone, Mr. Jones?

Haha… gosh, it’s pretty embarrassing but yeah. Well if ya really wanna know

((wHY DOES NO ONE SUPPORT THE LOVE OF DAD BOT!? jokes aside he doesn’t actually love dad bot, but!!!!! Is there someone else he’s interested in!? Probably but everyone really hates dad bot so he’s going to stick to that. Dad bot x Jones is going to destroy the school and his figurative family and it’s kinda totally hilarious.))

[dad--bot]

,,,,,,

[ask-elementaryteacher-mrjones]

My husband has arrived. Sorry guys. I’m married now.

[aph-cardverse-kingdoms]

Cardverse AU

Hearts, Spades, Diamonds, Clubs. Those are the four kingdoms that occupy the land of Cardverse. Will you live in the land where time passes in a snap of a finger? Perhaps the Diamond Kingdom is for you, where the wealthiest of the land lives. Will you test your luck in the Clubs kingdom? Or, will you try to find true love in the Hearts Kingdom? All of these adventures await you in the land of Cardverse!

Rules

Characters

Application Form

[ask-elementaryteacher-mrjones]

[ask-elementaryteacher-mrjones]

*memetrain noot noot thomas* NOOT NOOT NOTT NOOT NOOT NOOT

((NICE LEGS DAISY DUKES MAKES A MAN GO NOOT NOOT))

[ask-elementaryteacher-mrjones]

did you know that ⑨ = baka

((Nuh, thank you for enlightening me.))

[ask-elementaryteacher-mrjones]

Im a genius (is actually a ‘ultimate baka’) 1+1= ⑨ !

((It’s 12:23 AM. I look down at my phone. It’s this. This is why I love you, kiddo. Good nonsense but a heckin’ mood.))

[ask-preschoolteacher-msesme-blog]

Ms. Esmee just got back from a very long “vacation” back in her homeland, Belgium!

“Welp, nevermind. They’re still too young to even understand anything. Anyways, hello there! Care to give me some questions?”

-

Asks - Open!

[ask-elementaryteacher-mrjones]

((LOOOOOOOOOOOOK SHES BACK, AINT THAT WACK. I’m sorry for the use of wack in 2018 bUT LOOK AT HER.))

[ask-elementaryteacher-mrjones]

Mr. Jones? You seem a bit different. Is everything ok? (@ask-elementary-teacher-latvia)

(@ask-elementary-teacher-latvia)

[ask-elementaryteacher-mrjones]

When you're done with the Yandere M!A, Alfred becomes the canon APH America(Aka America) for 10 asks!

[0/10]

((After the yandere m!a? Hahahaha,, whoops legit just doing it to get it out of the way and bitch to Gil))

[ask-bio-teacher-beilschmidt]

//thanks friend. My son needs that after what I’m working on putting him through

[ask-elementaryteacher-mrjones]

((Someone needs to call him out on his shit))

[ask-elementaryteacher-mrjones]

When you're done with the Yandere M!A, Alfred becomes the canon APH America(Aka America) for 10 asks!

[0/10]

((After the yandere m!a? Hahahaha,, whoops legit just doing it to get it out of the way and bitch to Gil))

[ask-cardverse-kingdoms]

//blackmail? ~Ivan-Mun

[ask-elementaryteacher-mrjones]

((Okay fuck you too for doing it anyways.))

[ask-elementaryteacher-mrjones]

The Dad Bot Pamphlet

((Well Ivan is trying to “blackmail” me with the dumb shit I said so if I do it first he can’t. So under the cut is my weird messages about Dad bot and shit. So hAH. @askelementaryteacher-mrbraginsky come @ me. I did it. I have no shame in my love for dad bot. e is good and pure and these are embarrassing only because of the connotation of them but because of the feelings and acts but my love is good and pure. These conversations take place between our cardverse server and hetateachers server.))

[ask-elementaryteacher-mrjones]

Hey can we get a list of the ask blogs Associated with this au please?

((Oh hell yeah. I needed to update The List!! Alright, this is everyone who’s still here as far as I know though there are some people who I don’t know if they’re still around or not- just two but either way! I’ll update it on my own page for the staff… sorry for the long post!!))

America|Alfred F. Jones

@ask-elementaryteacher-mrjones

https://ask-elementaryteacher-mrjones.tumblr.com

Austria|Roderich Edelstein

@askmusicteacher-mr-edelstein

https://askmusicteacher-mr-edelstein.tumblr.com

Belarus|Natalya Arlovskaya

@ask-secratary-belarushttps://ask-secratary-belarus.tumblr.com 

Belguim|Esmee

@ask-preschoolteacher-msesmee

https://ask-preschoolteacher-msesmee.tumblr.com 

2p!Canada|Matt Williams@

@ask-assistant-librarian-matt

https://ask-assistant-librarian-matt.tumblr.com

Canada|Matthew Williams

@ask-english-teacher-matthew

https://ask-english-teacher-matthew.tumblr.com

Nyo!Canada|Madeline Williams

@askcookingteachermswilliamshttps://askcookingteachermswilliams.tumblr.com 

2p!Denmark|Markell Anderson

@ask-the2pdanish-schoolteacher

https://ask-the2pdanish-schoolteacher.tumblr.com 

England|Arthur Kirkland

@ask-schoollibrarian-mrkirkland

https://ask-schoollibrarian-mrkirkland.tumblr.com

Nyo!Finland|Tuli Väinämöinen

@ask-gym-teacher-ms-vainamoinen

https://ask-gym-teacher-ms-vainamoinen.tumblr.com

France|Francis Bonnefoy

@ask-dramatic-monsieur-francishttps://ask-dramatic-monsieur-francis.tumblr.com

Germania|Aldrich Beilschmidt

@ask-viceprincipal-mrbeilschmidt https://ask-viceprincipal-mrbeilschmidt.tumblr.com

Nyo!Iceland||Haven Steilsson

@ask-preschoolteacher-mssteilssonhttps://ask-preschoolteacher-mssteilsson.tumblr.com 

Latvia|Raivis Galante

@ask-elementary-teacher-latviahttps://ask-elementary-teacher-latvia.tumblr.com

Liechtenstein|Erika Vogel

@ask-nurse-lili

https://ask-nurse-lili.tumblr.com

Lithuania|Toris Laurinaitis

@askmrlaurinaitis

https://askmrlaurinaitis.tumblr.com

Prussia|Gilbert Beilschmidt

@askschoolcounselor-mrbeilschmidt

https://askschoolcounselor-mrbeilschmidt.tumblr.com

Nyo!Prussia|Julchenn Beilschmidt

@ask-elementary-teacher-julchenn

https://ask-elementary-teacher-julchenn.tumblr.com

Rome|Romulus Vargas

@ask-elementaryprincipalvargashttps://ask-elementaryprincipalvargas.tumblr.com 

Russia|Ivan Braginsky

@askelementaryteacher-mrbraginsky https://askelementaryteacher-mrbraginsky.tumblr.com

Seychelles|Michelle Mancham

@ask-elementaryteacher-msmanchamhttps://ask-elementaryteacher-msmancham.tumblr.com

2p!South Italy|Flavio Vergas

@ask-fourthgrade-teacher-mrvergas https://ask-fourthgrade-teacher-mrvergas.tumblr.com

South Italy|Lovino Vargas

@ask-elementaryteacher-mrvargas

https://ask-elementaryteacher-mrvargas.tumblr.com

Spain|Antonio Carriedo

@ask-languageteacher-mrcarriedo

https://ask-languageteacher-mrcarriedo.tumblr.com 

[ask-english-teacher-matthew]

@ask-elementaryteacher-mrjones I made ya a thingy ;0

[ask-elementaryteacher-mrjones]

((Son- You are too good to me. I am but a small trash bag in the wind. You do me too good.))