Doing the devil's job

The name is Elisse, Delivery Guy for Black Hat. Feel free to ask questions and i will answer as soon as im done with my daily tasks [Askbox: Open!][M!A: None]

[lastoneout]

people who invalidate thick line art are cowards

[lastoneout]

I’m trying to post my drawings but my line art is dummy thicc and the scratch of my tablet pen keeps alerting all the art snobs

[kumagawa]

[ask-elisse-wittman]

She racist, she doesn't have a brain.

[sister-hawk-deactivated20210505]

the correct way to do an anthropomorphic cat:

the incorrect way to do an anthropomorphic cat:

[sabertoothwalrus]

studio ghibli knows what’s up

[certifiedboob]

Fuck. I’d give up my first born son to see a studio ghibli remake of Cats.

[ask-elisse-wittman]

Name: Pandora  Gender: Female Age: ??? Species: Alien organism/Cell compound hybrid Allignment: Villain Powers: Shape and size shifting, Dividing (creating clones of herself), Goo armor, Acidic/Sticky goo, Copycat (Copying the apearance of anyone but not their powers) Level of Threat: incidental Known Allies: Elisse Wittman (Adoptive Father) Personality: prone to temper tantrums, a bit clumsy, really really stubborn she can be quite optimistic despite her situation, generally non confrontational unless threatened or in danger, really clingy. Extras: Makes slime sounds when moving, easily scared, gets really hyper when trying to process and melt sugar.

[dstrybys]

the phantom: sing for me my angel of music!!!

9 year old me honestly believing i had both the vocal range and operatic stylings of miss christine daaé:

[peachdames-blog-deactivated2022]

Grrr

[hiide0us-art]

I actually made her a while ago, but this is a complete redesign! Wanted to give her more of a Queen of Hearts/Cruella Deville vibe

[feministism]

[haeko9page]

Japan→Me, America→boyfriend

So we still don’t have internet at new home…😰

Uploading this at Starbucks. 

家のネットが繋がらない…泣きそう😰

[andkool]

The one directly under her is like “she made me first”

[just-shower-thoughts]

Everyone wonders where we go after we die, but not as many people seem to wonder where we were before we were born.

[neko-mancy]

yeah… because most of us studied biology you fücking idiot

[dutchcementmixer]

I think they meant before you were in your mother’s uterus

[neko-mancy]

oh so in your dad’s balls

[hoshiko2000]

People on Tumblr: Bullying autistic people is wrong. I don’t know who would do something like this.

Also People on Tumblr:

*makes fun of users who don’t recognise fake/prank news articles*

*makes fun of users who can’t spot sarcasm in writing*

*makes fun of users with ‘cringey’ interests*

*makes fun of users who write or phrase things oddly*

*makes fun of users who treat jokes seriously*

*makes fun users who post obsessively about the same thing*

*makes fun of users for the exact same autistic traits autistic people are bullied for offline all the time*

[hugewitches]

Tumblr, i am begging you, please stop advertising me Nutt Butter™. i promise, i am not the target demographic. I Do Not Need Any Nutt Butter™

[hugewitches]

I have no Nutts to Butter™ please stop this

[captainshroom]

the year is 1888

me, the first palaeontologist to dig up a triceratops skull, whispering softly: what the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuckkkk

[the-neon-pineapple]

fun fact: modern paleontologists and archaeologists have pointed to some greek vase art of mythological monsters as being evidence that the greeks dug up dinosaur skulls and were like “what the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuckkkk” 

and then they did the Greek Thing and painted naked men fighting the monster 

or, well, a deeply flawed representation of what they imagined the fossil had looked like while alive, an early form of paleoart. 

but sometimes they also just. drew the skull and slapped a black blob monster onto it? anyway i love the greeks.

[captainshroom]

NICE

[scooperkin]

Ennard saying stuff to Michael that’s horrifyingly intimate is good cinema a weird horror kind of adorable.

“We built ourselves just for you.”

“Thank you for saving us.”

“We shaped ourselves in your image.”

It’s a weird extra mush and creepy if you consider the idea that this is the first time Michael’s hearing praise toward himself and it makes him feel some kind of way.

[vsemily]

heard imitation is the most sincerest form of flattery 

[astraldemise]

[astraldemise]

[astraldemise]

[bunnyfood]

[undercutsquad]

STOP BEING TINY

[ragdollparty]

Is this what you monsters wanted??