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Professional memers. We're not Dutch. Jac and Ann. Chinese/Australian. Speak both English and Chinese. Feel free to send us an ask, even though both beings aren't huge fans of human interaction. Currently in mxtx hell. Yeet

[pillow-boi]

I'M SORRY-

[swiftispunk-deactivated20241031]

isn’t it weird how it’s already february but it’s also only february

[thenextjenneration83]

I see this post every February and it always fucks me up

[gaynfl-moved]

happy new year’s eve lesbians!!!!!!

[dutchcementmixer]

ppl out there are doing things with their life and here is me, eating feta with chopsticks

[cuteautumn]

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

[tomatoreddsworld-deactivated201]

WHAT THE FUCK IT’S CHRISTMAS EVE WHY DID SOMEONE REBLOG THIS

[derranger-deactivated20220102]

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

[lemon-bars1]

🎃🎄🎃🎄🎃🎄🎃🎄🎃🎄🎃🎄🎃🎄🎃🎄🎃🎄🎃🎄🎃🎄

[dutchcementmixer]

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[skajador]

[reblogable-memes]

ohhhh yeah bby!

[zarekthelordofthefries]

Not to critique evolution, but I would think orange and black stripes wouldn’t be as good for camouflage in a forest as, say, green and black would.

[acceptableduraz]

It turns out a lot of animals can’t see the difference between orange and green!  Elephants, for instance, have dichromatic vision (two types of cones, rather than three like most humans.) 

Check out this diagram from ResearchGate.  It deals with the color vision of horses, who are also generally dichromatic.  (I think, though I’m not sure, that zebras would have the same color vision as horses.)  See how orange and green look to them?

[zarekthelordofthefries]

Not to critique evolution but I think prey animals should be better at telling when their predator is dressed like a traffic cone.

[squeeful]

It doesn’t matter what zebras see, because tigers are not native to Africa and do not naturally hunt zebra.  Tigers are Asian and mostly hunt animals like deer, elk, and buffalo.  These aren’t animals with great color vision.  They don’t need to have it because they don’t eat fruit and so don’t need to know when the berry is ripe vs when it’s not.  Good color vision is too expensive to have if you don’t need it.  Deer put their vision stats in a wide field of vision that is sensitive to motion, low light capabilities, and possibly seeing UV light.  They don’t have great color and lack a lot of acuity, but have a great sense of smell and good hearing.  That’s way more useful if you’re prey.  Deer see well in the blue end of the color spectrum and less well in the red.  This makes sense because deer are most active in the dawn and dusk periods, when there is more blue in the light.  Tigers are taking advantage of deer eyesight by being orange.

We see tigers are being obviously colored because tigers are fruit colored to our tree ape brains.

[thelibrarina]

I don’t know what the best part of this is: implying that deer chose their attributes on a character sheet, or the fact that we get to see tiger colors because they look like a snack.

[renboedrofl-deactivated20220808]

happy 19th!! heres a redraw from each episode To Celebrate

[kaijuno]

Emoji Review: Moons

Apple: Thomas the Tank Engine. Doesn’t really look like the moon and I don’t like how he’s side eyeing me. 6/10

WhatsApp: A discount Thomas the Tank Engine. Worse. 5/10

Microsoft: Finally! A friendly lad! And one that almost looks like a moon! 10/10

LG: This is cursed and I do not like. 2/10

Emojidex: This is the devil. I am scared for my life. He is staring into my soul. I asked it for a for a hamburger, but it turns out I don’t really exist. Where I was originally standing, a picture of a hamburger rests on the ground. Why are we speaking German? A mime cries softly as he cradles a young cow. Your grandfather stares at you as the cow falls apart into patties. You look down only to see me with pickles for eyes, I am singing the song that gives birth to the universe. 🍔/10

[cursedimagedump]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i entered the depths of internet hell and came out with a gif of a tree on fire after a lightning strike 

[dutchcementmixer]

Does This Chapter of Lie Huo Jiao Chou Have Arson

Does This Chapter of Lie Huo Jiao Chou Have Arson? :) Spoilers would be in red text highlighted in red so highlight to read. Chapter no. Is there arson? :) Notes 1 (Preface) No A dude jumps into lava but I don’t think that quite counts. 2 (1) No No actual arson but they did ment...

Because of my very obvious lack of a life, I did this.

Everyone go read Lie Huo Jiao Chou by Priest.

[youre-out-of]

touch

[im-out-of]

time

[but-im-out-of-my]

head

[when-youre-not]

around

[eledsart]

wwx tattoo artist au: xian-gege edition

[wywaderguy]

[bonegenderarchive]

[dutchcementmixer]

So I got bored