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@ask-guy-dexter
Hello!
Every day it seems technology advances much faster than I can ever hope to keep up with, one day I shall be left in the dust! But not today, and I have my dear Thomas to thank for that.
I saw this delightful little 'platform' called 'tumblr' he was using, and I just had to get myself one as well!
You have my name, number, and address; my letter box is open to anyone anytime!
Sincerely,
Somebody inform me on why I'm being "followed" by a potato with internet. Is this a threat.
I'm blaming Guy Dexter for this he's the last one I spoke to on here
Obviously it gained sentience and is now stalking you.
@ask-guy-dexter explain this now i swear to god
I--? I sincerely apologize for your misfortune but I cannot explain why you are being haunted by potatoes? And if I may, perhaps dreams of French fries won't be so bad? I am, so very confused.
I KNOW YOU DID IT SO SIMPLY EXLAIN TO ME HOW TO RESOLVE THIS
YOU AND YOUR DUMB BLOODY MUSTACHE
Woah, woah, Richard, Guy, please don’t argue. His mustache is only a little dumb.
What sort of name is Guy? We already know he's a guy, it doesn't have to be his name.
And really, Dexter? Bringing in innocent, uninvolved reinforcements because you won't take back your potato? Can't you just take back your goddamn potato it's not my fault it's cursed
[Also how have you been, Thomas?]
Thomas, I feel slightly betrayed, I thought you liked my mustache? And the name is just something I came up with at the start of my career, I didn't foresee actually being known! I'll take the potato, please don't bully my name, I'll take all the potatoes.
Somebody inform me on why I'm being "followed" by a potato with internet. Is this a threat.
I'm blaming Guy Dexter for this he's the last one I spoke to on here
Obviously it gained sentience and is now stalking you.
@ask-guy-dexter explain this now i swear to god
I--? I sincerely apologize for your misfortune but I cannot explain why you are being haunted by potatoes? And if I may, perhaps dreams of French fries won't be so bad? I am, so very confused.
I KNOW YOU DID IT SO SIMPLY EXLAIN TO ME HOW TO RESOLVE THIS
YOU AND YOUR DUMB BLOODY MUSTACHE
Well I suppose you could, uhm, give an offering to the potato? Like, some sort of sacrifice to a higher power? Good luck? I'm sorry?
Somebody inform me on why I'm being "followed" by a potato with internet. Is this a threat.
I'm blaming Guy Dexter for this he's the last one I spoke to on here
Obviously it gained sentience and is now stalking you.
@ask-guy-dexter explain this now i swear to god
I--? I sincerely apologize for your misfortune but I cannot explain why you are being haunted by potatoes? And if I may, perhaps dreams of French fries won't be so bad? I am, so very confused.
For your first talkie and all, go easy on yourself — I still think it was something to marvel at, especially for a type of film you had never done before.
And that is certainly an interesting coincidence, I knew a Thomas myself! He was a butler.
I fear I don't recognise your name in return, but perhaps we have met before, before you were famous and all.
~ @ask-richard-ellis
Hello,
Thank you again! And yes, I remember now --- I believe Thomas mentioned knowing a Richard back at Downton, someone he was rather close with, I gather. He never went into any detail so your name is all I know about you, but I would simply be delighted to speak more with you!
Sincerely,
I saw your picture of The Gambler just the other day, and I must say, it was lovely!
What brings you to this Tumblr?
~ @ask-richard-ellis
Hello there!
Well thank you very much! That's kind of you to say, I must confess The Gambler is not my favorite work, being my first talkie and all, but I'm glad you enjoyed it!
As for what brings me here, well I saw my dresser, Thomas, using this tumblr. He seemed to enjoy it, so I thought I'd give it a try too! It's been great fun so far.
Sincerely,
Ps. Your name seems oddly familiar, do I perhaps know you from somewhere?
Challenging you all!
Put your music library on shuffle, then list the first five songs that come up in a poll to let people vote for which one they like the most!
Then tag Tumblr friends to keep the game going!
:)
thunder road- bruce springsteen
motion picture soundtrack- radiohead
san bernardino- the mountain goats
ruby soho- rancid
what can i do if the fire goes out?- gang of youths
@shopping-mall-skeleton @fishyfishyfishtimes @eddieintheocean @crab-official @thelunarbee @pebblewonkle sorry if you already did this and I didn’t see. also all my mutuals please please please i love you all just ive never talked to some of you before so im nervous to tag you but if you wanna do this please do :] anyone who wants to join in
Crab Beats
Blood Moon Love - Shayfer James
Find Me in Your Dreams - Ace of Hearts
Your Idol - Saja Boys
Suzume - RADWIMPS
Miserlou - Dick Dale & His Del-Tones
@doohickeys-and-contraptions @mintbecrazy @mildlybizarrecorvid @maryland-officially @no-one-offical
Thingies
Straight Up - Me First and The Gimme Gimmes
You Wouldn't Know - Jonathon Coulton & Ellen McLain
Can't Be Erased - JT Music
Left Behind - Dagames
Who's Laughing Now (instumental) - CK9C
I've never heard of any of this loser music
:D
Santeria - Sublime
Cherry Bomb - The Runaways
Iron Man - Black Sabbath
1985 - Bowling For Soup
Work Song - Hozier
@lemon-squezzy @ezra-didntreallyfall @autistobrat +open tags for anyone else
:)
B.Y.O.B - System of a Down
Bodies - Drowning Pool
Ancient Dreams in a Modern Land - MARINA
Gentleman - Dorian Electra
Wake Me Up When September Ends - Green Day
Tags: @nuancedotexe @baskabytheanglerfish @corvidcrafts273 + open
ooh thanks for the tag!
songs!!
as the world caves in - matt maltese
the other side - conan gray
rose red - the mechs
burn - phillipa soo
andrew in drag - the magnetic fields
why were all of these songs litteraly jmart? theyre all them. maybe the tma obsession has gone too far (theres no such thing)
np tagsss
Thanks for the tag!!
Pick your fav!
Come Together - The Beatles
Dog Days Are Over - Florence + the Machine
m.A.A.d city (feat. MC Eiht) - Kendrick Lamar
wacced out murals - Kendrick Lamar
Cassandra - Taylor Swift
My playlist rlly likes to pick Kendrick lol
Tags!!!
@reallyrandombigirl @icariancarrion7 @ineffablelyqueerwolfstarshipper @bookish-dream @faeyells @im-a-mess-of-a-person @illiterate-moth @prongss78 @professionalworrier17 @dragongirlie56 @hopefullpotato @kingneilthedyingpoet @ghostlymakercat @sunmoonyandstars @imasillygoose @sunflowerscloudydays @zukotheartist @very-gay-poet @kitkat-moon @mia-is-delulu @distinguishablesong @marvelbros-oneshots @nerdy-sunflower @castleofravens @ronniesreverie @invasiveroadkill @neoncolour @freaky-always @notthebrighteststar @distinguishablesong @smartwater-stan @cawcawmotherfuckerz @justmossyall @indecisiveshadowthing @purple-dinosaur17 @janeiscompletelyfine @baskabytheanglerfish @ghostlymakercat @intenebrisobscurat @telugxrl13 @doodlebugdpj @sleepdeprivedweasley @astrovi @prettyyypoison @fictionalsimp09 @theduchessr @charlieandlolacow @aliensatemysocks @rxmuslxpins @ghostystar88 + all my other moots ofc!!
songs
running up that hill - kate bush (blame stranger things)
reckless - madison beer (its good but i havent heard it in ages)
double trouble - john williams (WHAT A BANGER!!!)
give me love - ed sheeran (one of his good songs)
we cant be friends-ariana grande(i dont hate her but i don’t rlly listen to her)
np tags @t2rose @emiliesblohsh @somecluelessidiot @wolfstarjunkie @cassiopeia-rising
Thank you for the tag!
Songs 🎶
Dream - Fleetwood Mac
Bed of Nails - Alice Cooper
Poison - Alice Cooper
Dust in the Wind - Kansas
Hell Is Living Without You - Alice Cooper (my fav!!)
Three out of five are Alice Cooper. Coincidence? I think not! 🎸🖤
Edit LMAO JUST REALIZED I POSTED THIS ON HERE INSTEAD OF ON MAIN IM SO SORRY 😭😭🙏 this is.... NOT how Guy Dexter's playlist would be like😭✌️let's pretend this is my main ok
Alr let's see
pick ur fav
LA PAURA DEL BUIO by Måneskin
2012 by Will Wood and the Tapeworms
Damage Gets Done by Hozier, ft Brandi Carlile
FINGER by Mother Mother
Brand New City by Mitski
Pretty accurate depiction of my music taste actually, except there's no classical ig
Tagging if y'all wanna join @cerubiaid @kaeruutv @moonjamthegay
(if you're ever looking for a full RP, I write Barrow... Hmu!)
Ooc in tags<3
How close are you with Noel Coward?
Hello!
Well, we're pretty close I'd say. I act in most all of his plays, we work together lots. Outside that we're friends, good friends. He's of our sort, if you get my meaning, so naturally we have much in common. He's nice to Thomas too, so that's also a plus.
Sincerely,
Mr. Dexter,
is it true that you are visiting England again in September? What is the occasion? And is someone special accompanying you on your travels, or are you alone in your voyage? The later would be oh so sad if it were true, a talented handsome man like you should have someone by his side to make sure you don't overwork yourself
Cheers,
your fans from across the pond
Hello,
It is true I'll be visiting England! It is, to my knowledge, for a show in London.
There is no official 'someone special', as you put it. But Thomas Barrow, my... dresser, is going to be accompanying me. And don't worry, he does a very good job of taking care of me. In fact, I sometimes have to make sure he doesn't overwork himself and not the other way around! But I wouldn't have it any other way.
Sincerely
PS.
I have been informed (by none other than my dear Thomas himself) that folks on this platform are a lot more forward in their beliefs, surrounding those who are different ; and with the recent revelation that time travelers walk amongst us... I feel it is redundant to tell you Thomas is more than my dresser, indeed, you can infer the rest. I do hope these words won't appear in a blackmail letter very soon.
I had an emotionally devastating idea for a fic in which Guy dies in the 60's and Thomas has to stand aside and pretend he is nothing but his secretary/personal assistant/butler in front of Guy's family while said family fight amongst themselves to claim everything that belonged to him and should now belong to Thomas as his partner of thirty years
Might write a snippet later in the week if I can find the time
I hope no one ever writes this because if they do I will have to read it and then I will cry myself to death
ooh ooh i know how to make it even worse! make him die like a few days before homosexuality is decriminalized in the UK (27 july 1967)
@ask-guy-dexter writing it right now, any last words? Something to add to your eulogy?
(Don't worry the letter you wrote to the man who was just your butler and nothing else for the last thirty something years will not be published in the papers, that would be indelicate of me)
I had an emotionally devastating idea for a fic in which Guy dies in the 60's and Thomas has to stand aside and pretend he is nothing but his secretary/personal assistant/butler in front of Guy's family while said family fight amongst themselves to claim everything that belonged to him and should now belong to Thomas as his partner of thirty years
Might write a snippet later in the week if I can find the time
I hope no one ever writes this because if they do I will have to read it and then I will cry myself to death
ooh ooh i know how to make it even worse! make him die like a few days before homosexuality is decriminalized in the UK (27 july 1967)
well HOW DO I PUT THIS no ozempic has no actual nutritional value. if i remember right it just makes you feel fed with a naturally occuring hormone that helps like regulate blood sugar and appetite and stuff — people have used it to either help out their own diabetes type ii or for weight loss. the use of it for diabetes ii is FDA approved but i don't think it is approved for weight loss so that's interesting
no i don't have anything else to do with my life other than devote my time to researching medicine because obviously i'm going to become a doctor or something (that's not happening i value not being in debt)
and okay i need to say I'M SALTY ABOUT CYBERTRUCKS hence why i call them bins. they are not LITERAL bins. they just kinda look like it. i have to hear about the damn things every day because of a morbid obsession with electric vehicles a close relative of mine has (OH YEAH WE HAVE ELECTRIC CARS NOW)
anyway this is a cybertruck
it's well uh um make up your own mind about it /lh
Hello my friend,
It is slightly disappointing that this Ozempic does not offer any nutritional value, but not unexpected. But, I'm glad it seems to be used as a treatment for illness, the future seems to be very advanced in medicine! And if you do ever become a doctor, I should love to hear from you.
As for the Cyber Truck... Well... It's something, alright. I won't lie, I don't find its appearance appealing at all, but I suppose what people in the future find pleasing would be different. The prospect of electric cars is interesting, but I must confess I don't know enough about cars at all to truly understand the concept.
Yours,
(OOC: YES I REALISE THAT I HAVE BEEN DEEPLY ENJOYING EXPOSING THIS MAN TO FUTURISTIC THINGS I DON'T REMEMBER HOW WE GOT HERE BUT HOPEFULLY IT'S AS AMUSING FOR YOUR AS IT IS FOR ME??)
OOC: yessss it's so fun 🤭🤭🤭 I love this he's so delighted and confused it's amazing 😆
uh well we have ozempic which you don't eat orally but it does make you feel full so uh there's that
and no we don't have flying cars. we do have giant bins called cybertrucks though!!
Hello again my futuristic friend!
'Ozempic' you say? What a fascinating name! I wonder though, does it actually offer any nutritional value?
And I must admit, I was looking forward to the flying cars, perhaps more than what was appropriate for a man my age, and I am rather disappointed they won't be true. But, 'cyber trucks' you say? It sounds... curious, I'll say. But what do you mean giant bins? As in, rubbish bins? Why would anyone invent such a thing?
Curiouser and curiouser,
(OOC: lmao I just realized our roles have effectively switched: I'm asking and ur answering 🤭)
oh did i not cover that
YES I'M A TIMETRAVELLER CACKLES EVILLY
American foods will be hardly able to be classified as edible but we'll eat it anyway (but you don't get red-40. red-40, the best dye, is no longer permitted in food. i want to die)
We also have celebrities that make me realise you're actually not half-bad
Any questions about the future my good sir
How curious! A time traveler, from 2025... That's about a century later! Is it true they have flying cars? I read this book once that described such wonderful foods that they thought would be in the future, something you could eat one bite and be full a whole day! Is that true?
Sincerely,
this is 2025 and this is america you don't know what the hell you're eating?!?
ESPECIALLY MCDONALDS??? THOSE NUGGETS SURE AS HELL AIN'T CHICKEN
then again you're from like what the 1930s.....i may have just killed you sorry dude /lh
I'm sorry? You're going to murder me? I'm afraid I cannot allow that...
Hold on, 2025? The year is 1929 my friend, I- are you a time traveler? Is such things possible?
Alarmed,
PS. In light of this letter I feel the fact that chicken nuggets are not chicken is an acceptable fact by comparison.
