Somebody inform me on why I'm being "followed" by a potato with internet. Is this a threat.
I'm blaming Guy Dexter for this he's the last one I spoke to on here
Obviously it gained sentience and is now stalking you.
@ask-guy-dexter explain this now i swear to god
I--? I sincerely apologize for your misfortune but I cannot explain why you are being haunted by potatoes? And if I may, perhaps dreams of French fries won't be so bad? I am, so very confused.
I KNOW YOU DID IT SO SIMPLY EXLAIN TO ME HOW TO RESOLVE THIS
YOU AND YOUR DUMB BLOODY MUSTACHE
Woah, woah, Richard, Guy, please don’t argue. His mustache is only a little dumb.
What sort of name is Guy? We already know he's a guy, it doesn't have to be his name.
And really, Dexter? Bringing in innocent, uninvolved reinforcements because you won't take back your potato? Can't you just take back your goddamn potato it's not my fault it's cursed
[Also how have you been, Thomas?]
I’m doing very well, thank you. I’ve just gotten back home to Hancock Park after my adventure with Guy and Noel Coward, and-
No! You’re trying to distract me! Richard, is there a reason why you feel the need to blame Guy for this? It’s stupid anyway. Why can’t you just get to know him? He’s very nice, I promise.
wait that noel coward?
And first of all, he was the very last individual I spoke with before this incident. Correlation.
Secondly, this isn't just about potatoes, Thomas, this is about the fact they've been legitimately haunting me. I don't know how. Evil Hollywood magic.
