I am too Manly...Manny, or whatever it is you said

JOHN: hey! My name is John! I'm 12 years old and i am currently spending my summer In Oregon, Gravity Falls with my sister Jade! Why don't you ask me something while you're here?

[ask-john-pines]

JOHN: It's a once in a life time chance you see.

[ask-john-pines]

Hey John, wanna sing some karaoke with me?! :D

JOHN: I-I’ve got mysteries to solve!!

[ask-john-pines]

What's up with Rose in this AU?

JOHN: I dunno! She’s kinda a jerk though. It’s a mystery to me why jade is nice to her.

[ask-john-pines]

TG: yo cutie lets dance!

JOHN: a-are you alright miss? You're looking a bit red...

[ask-john-pines]

JOHN: AH. SORRY. I KEEP STEPPING ON YOUR FOOT. OMG. I'M REALLY SORRY. I'M KINDA NERVOUS SO- AHHH////

[ask-john-pines]

TG: so i heard you were going to this dance

TG: -he holds out his hand-

TG: may i have this dance?

JOHN: IO32Y5Q3489GJSDLGVFJKBVLKASJDFG;94A

[ask-john-pines]

((IF: thinks about updating this blog))

[songoftheburningsun-deactivated]

Halloween is coming up, and we need to ready ourselves for the spookiest night of the year!

[ask-th3r4d-n3ophyt3-deactivated]

((With halloween coming, I have taken it upon myself to create and invitation for the askblogs. I had the idea from seeing the halloween dance pictures of askfefetatroll’s original invitation from last year.))

[ask-incubro]

*LOUD SCREAMING*

WHO’S GONNA ASK ME TO THE DANCE

[ask-john-pines]

JOHN: Summerween guys! I hope I get requests! :D

[ask-john-pines]

Is there an option to turn off your music? It started playing and it kind of freaked me out b/c suddenly there was music out of no where?

((IF: just hover to the sidebar and it should be there! :D))

[ask-chibicatsouji-blog]

>now you play the waiting game…

[ask-john-pines]

DAVE: hey john haven’t seen you by the pool lately

DAVE: come by whenever

DAVE: we can throw water balloons at Jake and have a great time dude

[[hahahahahahahasorrynotsorry]]

EB: . . . . *ANIME BLUSHIES*

[ask-john-pines]

DAVE: hey dude, when you're not busy wanna go on a best bro date, just the two of us?

JOHN: So uh, where are we headed?

[ask-john-pines]

I fanarted :B

This is the most adorkable blog I have ever seen, so naturally I drew a thing for ya!

I also doodled that guy that popped up in the latest post. (I’m not really sure who he is ^^;)

I tried to emulate your art style a little, because it’s so cute! Keep up the great work! :D

((IF: please, run ALL of my blogs for me. Your art is just so- HNGHHH))

[askchipherdoc]

Apparently the ask box has opened and is waiting for your questions to fill it.  (Drag to make it more readable)

[ask-john-pines]

JOHN: YOU GUYS ARE SO EMBARRASSING!! W-what if Dave hears you guys!!?!!?

[cockhungryprincess]

I’m not even a little sorry

[ask-john-pines]

JOHN: I- I'm just tired hahah r-right??