Welcome to the club

When it’s been a whole three days and the twins haven’t started a fight or committed any crimes

Tell me About it

Did you ever get that "strawberry sunrise with no ice and with one of those cute little umbrella thing" that you asked for?

“Now that I think about it… no. Junior! What the heck?!”

It's not like you left me many supplies after you trashed my place, broke my weapon, and scared away local customers, they ain't coming back goldie, not like I had much to begin with but now...

Listen kid, that Wick fella borrowed my guys as protection for a unknown gig, somethin about his daughter... sister? Idk, the short girl with the umbrella, keeping her safe or whatnot, then you wanna know about some weird lady I've never seen, and destroy my club, the only thing I have, trash my two bodyguards, and break thousands of dollars worth of equitment

Also... I may have run out of mini umbrellas.. unfortunately, sorry... they kinda caught fire thanks for one of my boys' first day

I, regretfully, inform you that your dad has screwed Salem

“Thanks for the info…. now if you’ll excuse me I’m going back to Junior’s to make me drinks…. to hide from my shame…”

Way ahead of ya blondie... strawberry sunrise?

#ask junior

“I LEAVE YOU ALONE FOR 12 HOURS TO HANG WITH FRIENDS AND YOU FUCK THE GODS?!?!?! DAD mad respect but at the same time WHAT THE HELL?!?!” -A VERY HORRIFIED AND DISGRUNTLED YANG-

“That was…wow”

“Sorry Yang, sometimes a man has to do what a man has to do”

“DAD!!! No!! Are you insane?!?! I know you are lonely since Summer passed and Raven left but the GODS WHO HAVE WIPED OUT HUMANITY ONCE?!?! THE DARK GOD WHO HATES HUMANS IN THE FIRST PLACE?!?! You are out of control!!!”

“Oh whatever you’re just jealous”

“YOU FUCKED A GRIM!!! THAT’S THE EPIDOMY OF INSANE!!!!”

“Yang I’m gonna be real with you, if you put a black wig on a beowolf. It was basically sex with your mother.”

“Only the Grimm bit me less”

“……. I really didn’t need to know that Dad…. but still I have to side with Oz on this whole thing. You have gone off the deep end!”

ask-raven-branwen

Hes not wrong, and Tai you should have called, I totally would have joined in

“MOM!!! You are not helping!!!!”

ask-raven-branwen

Not NOW but I totally would have

“Mom if you are not going to contribute to the intervention then please show yourself the door… I’m all up for fucking things as well but god damn it I like LIVING more!”

ask-god-of-darkness

You are definitely a straight downgrade from your father… but a family matter is never bad… mother and father I meen

“Not sure if I should take that as an insult…. wait- HOW DID THIS INTERVENTION ALREADY GET OUT OF HAND?!?!”

ask-professor-goodwitch

Intervention… ohhh is that what this is, *puts whip away* I thought this was… a different type of gathering

“……… I mean I’m still- no, not going down this rabbit hole!! Focus Yang!! …. I was gonna make a joke about Dad being on the market but I’m not sure anymore….”

ask-professor-port

Now THIS, is my kind of party

“No offense Professor Port…. but no.”

Lets take this back to the club, away from JUDGEMENTAL EYES

#ask junior

batserus

pls reblog if you’re an active rp account

my feed is dead. let’s find mutuals to rp with!

Well, you apparently had too much, because you gathered me, Ruby, Blake, JNR, Maria, Oscar and your uncle, declared it 'National Caveman Day', then proceeded to strip naked to bare your body for all to see. -a still truamatized Weiss

“…………… Sounds like a Tuesday at Junior’s to me.”

“It sounds like WHAT?”

“I MEAN ONE OF HIS GOONS WOULD GET INTO THE STASH!!!”