Kaito 💛

Kaito Fuji | Darkwick | Frostheim second year Ask me anything! Hablo español! (Romeo DNI!!)

[ask-kaito-fuji]

Ask me anything <3

Hey there! I'm Kaito Fuji, a resident ghoul at Darkwick Academy. I’m here to connect with all of you and tackle your burning questions about life at Darkwick, recent trends, myself and maybe even whatever projects I'm working on!

Whether you’re curious about my daily life, my thoughts on the latest campus gossip, or you just want to share your own experiences, I’m all ears! I may not have all the answers, but I promise to do my best.

((Please keep in mind that a while I try to stick to canon, some of my answers will have to do with my headcanons.))

[shiongenkai]

Towa Kaito friendship is deeply important to me btw. Kaito reading his magazines and Towa comes up and tries to eat the page with a flower and Kaito screeches. And Towa doesn't get it until Kaito is like this is the most important guide to finding your soulmate ever and Towa immediately has to know everything. And that, naturally, leads to the two of them trying to wingman each other (Kaito trying to woo the MC and Luca, Towa trying to woo Haru) and failing horribly because they are so, so bad at this. But whenever they fail the other is like NO ITS OKAY. TRY AGAIN. YOU ARE A LEGEND!!! Holding little meetings about what to do (its mostly the Spiderman meme where Kaito is drawing in the dirt and explaining the plan as Towa watches and copies his position and nods along despite not understanding it really but Coriander is having fun so he's also having fun)

[danieyells]

You think Luca heard Ed talking and went "I bet that guy knows how to subjugate a demon. What house is he from, Kaito, I need to talk to this guy"

[danieyells]

Kaito and Luca are standing outside the gates to Obscuary, staring into the darkness of the forest full of anomalous trees.

"Nope! Nu-uh! Not going in there!!" Kaito snaps, turning towards Luca. "That place is full of all kinds of dangerius plants and anomalous animals and even Darkwick doesn't know everything that's in there! Not to mention, did you forget the part where I told you their captain probably killed someone!!! Not gonna happen! You are on your own!!!"

"I understand. If it's such dangerous and uncharted territory, it is ideal that one of us stays out." Luca pulls out his swords and rests his hand on his chest in a gesture of sincerity. "I will go forward and scout for 15 minutes, then turn around and come back. If you don't see me in 45 minutes, then you can call for help."

Kaito screeches in terror as Luca turned and began walking into Obscuary, snapping his arms around his middle and digging his heels into the dirt in a desperate attempt to keep him from progressing.

"I DIDN'T MEAN TO ACTUALLY GO IN THERE ON YOUR OWN ARE YOU CRAZY!!!!!"

[ask-kaito-fuji]

..that's creepily accurate actually.

Why do you know that? Also, Luca is insane!! Forget 45 minutes I am calling for help the minute he walks in.

And then I'm going home to clean my shoes because Luca dragging me through the Obscuary mud and dirt would definitely ruin them.

[danieyells]

In my own way i have a very Ritsu-like 'behavioral model' of many cha--people i've seen and can mostly figure out how they behave. So sometimes it's easy for me to imagine what must have gone on somewhere if I know for sure that something else happened, like the assembly! Unlike Ritsu though, I can't tell you where anybody might be, except maybe Romeo. Definitely Leo. I'm just good at personality-based deductions!

Luca is very, uh, energetic though, I'll agree with you there. Obscuary is mostly safe, I think! Surely someone would've had more fences put up if anything too dangerous was in there. Maybe Rui, he takes good care of the plants. But I think Luca would be safe even if it were dangerous. He's a little careless but he is strong.

Oh yeah if you don't clean the mud off quick it might leave a stain on your expensive sneakers! Then you'd only have like 10 other pairs of different sneakers you could wear!! It'd be a tragedy!

[ask-kaito-fuji]

That's creepy. And yeah, energetic is a nice way to put it. Luca is fucking nuts and someone has to make sure he doesn't get himself killed. Which should NOT be a job for someone like me!! Literally, what can I even do? I'm only following him in to make sure he doesn't stick his foot in his mouth. Lord knows he'd ask the most uncomfortable questions and get smited on sight. I can't keep him from fighting people, but I can try to stop him from getting murdered via acting like a social reject. 10 is exaggerating! Exactly how much money do you think I have? I have two. One was a gift, and I bought the other pair with money from my first job. I take care of them like, religiously.

[ask-kaito-fuji]

Good evening, Mr. Fuji.

I am reaching out to you regarding a matter of your current outstanding consulting balance of ¥55,000. This is for service rendered from your query last week regarding why Mr. Ishibashi is so hard on you.

Sincerely,

Ritsu Shinjo, Sinostra First Year.

Wait, what? I had no idea I was signing up for a bill when we were just chatting! To start with, that was just a rhetorical question that you answered!

I mean, come on—wasn’t that more just a casual conversation over coffee?

I thought we were having a friendly chat, not a financial consultation! I can’t believe it’s led to a ¥55,000 charge. That’s outrageous! Is there any way we can sort this out? Maybe break it into smaller payments or something? My wallet is looking pretty sad right now.

[scorpiuslucci]

@ritsu-shinjo don't get your hopes up. he owes me far more than that.

[ritsu-shinjo]

Vice Captain, you should be fully aware by now that I am quite capable of achieving any goal, no matter its size, when I set my mind to it.

I had just imagined that you enjoyed hunting Mr. Fuji like a helpless animal, and consequently, did not collect his debt under more conventional means.

[ask-kaito-fuji]

You're totally right, I bet he does! He's such a sadist. Honestly, I'd ask you for advice about what to do about it but I bet you'd charge for that too so I'm not doing that. Is next month okay to pay you? It's a while from now but I'll still be able pay you before I can pay Romeo.

[ask-kaito-fuji]

where's my fucking money loser

//

@scorpiuslucci

“Ahaha! Not dealing with that actually. Blocked.”

[scorpiuslucci]

I know where you live.

[ask-kaito-fuji]

Okay, and? So does literally any other Darkwick student, you're not special. You think I'm dumb enough to hide in my dorm?

[medievalthymes]

CHIVALROUS AND SINGLE KNIGHTS IN YOUR FIEF WANT TO PLEDGE THEIR FEALTY TO YOU‼️ CLICK HERE NOW‼️‼️

[ask-kaito-fuji]

Hey, @ask-lucas-errant is this you^^?

[theorangepdf]

the epidemic of grown adults playing tiktoks at full volume in public is rampant why are you acting like a 7 year old with their first ipad you have a mortgage

[lets-be-real-dan]

Because life sucks and we’re regressing hehe

[infectiouspiss]

plug in some damn headphones before i regress into a caveman and smash your phone with a rock

[ask-kaito-fuji]

(( @shiranami-ren ))

[he-on-honeydew-hath-fed]

[taiga-shark]

me and romi 💖

[ask-jiro-kirisaki]

Yuri allows me to lay in his lap sometimes when I'm not feeling well. I've wanted to ask if I can even if I'm doing okay, but I somehow struggle to vocalize that. There's no logical reason for it to be so difficult. Perhaps I'll manage someday.

[ask-kaito-fuji]

Me and who?

[thememedaddy]

[beebssources]

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[hen-trex]

Kaito... Dearest precious boi...

FUCKING RUN!!!

ROMEO IS NEAR YOU!

Also... Aw Careful Alan around Rui. Also... The butterfly flying to Rui is cute but poor butterfly got Thanos touched snapped.

[ask-kaito-fuji]

Kaito bolts like a spooked horse. He trips a little getting out of his chair, but doesn’t bother to set it to rights when it falls over.

The boy is running for his life and he is not gonna check if Romeo is actually in pursuit or not because, as he knows from experience, that slows him down.

Thank you for the warning!

[ask-kaito-fuji]

Heyyyyy i wanna be nosy a bit but between you and Romeo, which one has more body count?? And dont ask why i don't ask him first

W-WHAT?

Look, I- um, why would you ask me that? That's none of your business!

Let’s change the subject! Changing the subject now~

Romeo, please don’t hunt me down

[ask-kaito-fuji]

How's Kaito today? And if it's not spectacular, I'll try to mentally send good vibes your way!

Ilysm. 🤧💛

I’m doing okay today—nothing too crazy happening. At least no crazier than usual, so I’m managing!

And um… t-thanks? I mean, like, I really appreciate it! I appreciate the good vibes, too!

( ˘ ³˘)/ 💛 Sending you good vibes back as a thank you! I hope you’re having an awesome day! ٩(ˊᗜˋ*)و

[pong03]

luca is the cutesy

[ask-kaito-fuji]

No accounting for taste, I guess.

[incorrect-tokyodebunker]

Luca: go big or go home!

Kaito, already packed: i'm going home

[ask-kaito-fuji]

Why would you say that?!

I mean, you’re right! But you shouldn’t say it.

Still, though… sometimes I think Luca honestly has no sense of self preservation. It really is best to go home sometimes, but I don’t think he knows the meaning of retreat.

(( @ask-lucas-errant ))

[shiranami-ren]

Ren why are you so beautiful and the best character in game :3

Best character in the game?

Dunno, I think there's a couple people with a higher Crit rate than I have right now. I haven't been able to grind for resources lately. And beauty has nothing to do with it, I wait until a banner with high stats comes and I only pull for those, that's all.

[ask-kaito-fuji]

Isn’t it nice when beauty and stats coincide, though? You can still build a decent team if you pull based on looks, you know!

[ask-kaito-fuji]

you so cute kaito j dont get how your not popluer

“M-me?”

Kaito startles, taken aback. He immediately tries to regain his composure, though.

“Thanks!” he says, preening. “You know, I bet could be pretty popular if I tried.”