Ya Boi Kroma!

[ask-kroma]

Yo yo yo, it's ya b-b-b-boiii~!

KROMA!

Eggheads and soon-to-be Eggheads, listen up! I'm doin a sick-ass collab with Doccy R, yo, so get ready for some funky shiz! I'm openin this blog up to give a's to any q's yall haz bout me or The Plan, so shoot me some, hey?

This is Kroma the Ghost, signing out - Glory to the Eggpire!

[travelerssonicau]

Hey hey there broskis! Ever thought about joining the Eggman Empire? Could always use more of the likes of you~

Plus, wouldn't it be super radical to be on the *winning team*? Not that I'd expect *hedgehogs* to know anything about *winning*, hahah!

...For realsies though, cutting the shit, you boys seem experienced. Gots any "egg-cracking" tips? Like don't get me wrong, getting paid to be a hypeman is cool and all, but we all know homeboy's scheme's don't last that long, and I don't plan on being caught with my pants down when shit hits the fan.

Thanks in advance from Ya Boi, @ask-kroma

Uh good luck kroma, thanks for the ask <3 sorry these boys aren’t interested in joining the eggman empire.

Part 6 / part 8

Introduction

[ask-kroma]

I getchu, I getchu, my mans. Bein' realskis I ain't too big on "world domination" shiz either, I just want my hands on one of them funktastic rocks ol Doccy R is diggin', ya dig? Plug one of those puppies into my suit and kaboosh, no more of that "internal batteries low" "life support systems nonfunctional" "please recharge your exosuit" "stability field collapse imminent" nonsense killing my vibe constantly any more!

I'm still runnin' on the dregs left from catchin' a zippy on re-entry a couple months back. God I'd kill for another hit about now. Thanks for the response, my dudes.

[ask-kroma]

So uh... Who exactly are you? I have been a loyal badnik for the boss for about two months. Not long, but pretty long for us badniks.

-Robobug #6231991 "Scrapheap"

Yo yo yo my robobro, the name's Kroma the Ghost! Doccy R hired me to do some PR shiz, ya dig?

I promote the glory of his Empire while we look for the Chaos Emeralds, then once we get one and power up this rad suit? BOOM! Hasta la vista, hedgehog! Hahah! Ahahahahh!!